Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. I still really want to own Temari and I
will only stop saying that, when I do. Deal with it.
Chapter 6
Temari was very nervous. Her brother had just split into two halves. One was his normal quiet self; the other was a hyperactive badger form of himself, that liked strawberries. A lot of strawberries.
"Mmf, yum these are really good. Mmf. Want some?" Shukaku offered the strawberries to Gaara. He declined. Shukaku looked sad.
"Do you want some, Temari?" he questioned hopefully.
"Uh, sure..." she took some from the basket and tried them. "Wow. These are really good. We never had anything like this in Wind Country." She happily dug in.
Soon both Temari and Shukaku had bright red stains around their lips as they ate all the strawberries that they had found on their front porch. They had received a house as a place to live, since they had been sent to Fire Country permanently, as it had been part of the alliance agreement.
Kankuro stirred on the couch. He had still not revived from the shock of seeing a demon appear in someone else other than his brother. He stirred again and started to get up. Kankuro felt something wet and warm in his clenched hand. He looked down and saw something red drip off his hand.
He looked up, and saw two curios hazelnut brown eyes looking back. The pupils were vertical. The eyes backed away and Kankuro saw the whole being, with a red-rimmed mouth. He shrieked like a little girl and fell unconscious again.
Shukaku looked curiously at him and stuffed another strawberry in his mouth. "Mmf. Something wrong with him?" he asked. Temari sweat-dropped.
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Naruto was very freaked out. First he had Kyubi grow out of him. Then when he woke up, he saw that he was holding Hinata, and they were in a suggestive position. She then stirred and opened her milk-white eyes.
"Na-Naru-ruto-kun?" She then looked down, and saw the position they were in. Her head instantly turned bright red. 'Were we doing something?' She then remembered that she had hugged him, and turned even redder. Realizing that she was holding Naruto tighter, she released him, and rolled away. Naruto hopped to his feet and helped Hinata up.
"Ari-arigato Na-Naruto-kun." Hinata was blushing madly. What if he thought she was a pervert, because of the position they were in.
"You're welcome Hinata-chan." Naruto grinned sheepishly and rubbed the back of his head. The grin slowly faded of his face. Hinata panicked 'He called me Hinata-chan!' Her thumbs started to hurt, because of the speed she was twiddling them with.
"Crap." Naruto tugged at his hand. Then he tugged even harder. "Double crap."
"What is it Na-Naruto-kun?" asked a still blushing Hinata.
"My hand is stuck to the back of my head. Could you help me Hinata-chan?"
'Hinata-chan again! Say something clever!' "Uh. Okay."
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Shikamaru was happy. He was lying on his favorite hill, under the shade of his favorite tree, watching the clouds roll by. He slowly dozed off.
He was awakened by a weight on his stomach. He opened his eyes, and looked up. A mass of blond hair fell unto his face. They smelled on tulips.
"Ino?" he questioned. The hair moved itself, and Shikamaru saw Ino sitting on his stomach. He felt a light blush appear n his face. Her beautiful hair, and face framed against the blue sky, with clouds in the background, and her hair shining as the sun struck it...Shikamaru zoned out and a small trickle of blood came out of his nose, accompanied by drool out of his mouth.
"Shika-kun, you okay?" Ino was nervous. She finally figured out her feelings for Sasuke. They were non-existent. She had liked Shikamaru a bit, but she had realized that she really liked him. Almost loved him.
"Yeah, I'm okay." Actually he was better then okay. He was in his favorite place, at his favorite time of day, with his favorite girl. He was in paradise.
"Shika-kun, um," Ino swallowed. "D-do y-you like me?" She prayed that he would say yes.
Shikamaru panicked. The girl of his dreams had just asked him if he liked her. Of course he liked her. Even more, he loved her.
"No, no I don't like you." Ino's eyes started to tear up and she tried to get up. Shikamaru leaned forward, and grabbed arms, whispering into Ino's ear. "Ashiteru, Yamanaka Ino."
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Tishimori was very, very mad. That Uchiha brat had almost given away the secret of the Sharingan to Orochimaru. He came up to the Uchiha mansion and smashed the front door in.
"UCHIHA SASUKE!! Come here this instant, you yaro!! How dare you betray the Uchiha Cl-argh." Here Tishimori choked and fell over laughing. Sasuke was wearing a pink lace-skirt, which was very, very short. He was also very red in the face. Suddenly Kyubi appeared, with a camera, took a couple of shots and disappeared as fast as he had appeared.
"NOOOOOOO!!!" Sasuke couldn't believe what had just happened. He could now never show his face in public ever again. Not with that picture out in the world.
"You were in on the plot to embarrass me!!" cried an enraged Sasuke. Tishimori sighed and sat up, wiping tears from his eyes.
"Uchiha, I think I'll let you live this time. I haven't laughed this hard since Torun and Kimiko put a tarantula in Sensei's tent. They had the greatest expressions when they woke up, tied to a tree by spider-webs and having the spiders crawl all over them." Tishimori fell over again in another fit of laughter.
Kyubi reappeared and took a picture of Tishimori showing other emotions other then hatred or boredom.
"NOOOOOOOO!! My reputation as a cold-hearted bastard!!! Why hast thou forsaken me Fate!! Why!!!!" Sasuke sweat-dropped. Then he knocked Tishimori over the head.
"The clothes better damn fit me."
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Kyubi sorted through the pictures. He smiled at the thought of how much cash he could get from blackmail. 'You just gotta love the fine art of blackmail.' He then turned to the newspaper.
"Now, where to find a good place to start a restaurant." He smiled as he remembered the way people had started showing up in Sun Village, when they realized that it was the only place where anyone was safe from pranks.
"Time to get rich again."
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A/N
Yes all the demons are evil, they just aren't mean. Okay, Kyubi is an evil, immature freak, Shukaku is a young, innocent crybaby, and Kyari is a hardened-war veteran. They are all still evil. In a weird and twisted way.
Chapter 6
Temari was very nervous. Her brother had just split into two halves. One was his normal quiet self; the other was a hyperactive badger form of himself, that liked strawberries. A lot of strawberries.
"Mmf, yum these are really good. Mmf. Want some?" Shukaku offered the strawberries to Gaara. He declined. Shukaku looked sad.
"Do you want some, Temari?" he questioned hopefully.
"Uh, sure..." she took some from the basket and tried them. "Wow. These are really good. We never had anything like this in Wind Country." She happily dug in.
Soon both Temari and Shukaku had bright red stains around their lips as they ate all the strawberries that they had found on their front porch. They had received a house as a place to live, since they had been sent to Fire Country permanently, as it had been part of the alliance agreement.
Kankuro stirred on the couch. He had still not revived from the shock of seeing a demon appear in someone else other than his brother. He stirred again and started to get up. Kankuro felt something wet and warm in his clenched hand. He looked down and saw something red drip off his hand.
He looked up, and saw two curios hazelnut brown eyes looking back. The pupils were vertical. The eyes backed away and Kankuro saw the whole being, with a red-rimmed mouth. He shrieked like a little girl and fell unconscious again.
Shukaku looked curiously at him and stuffed another strawberry in his mouth. "Mmf. Something wrong with him?" he asked. Temari sweat-dropped.
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Naruto was very freaked out. First he had Kyubi grow out of him. Then when he woke up, he saw that he was holding Hinata, and they were in a suggestive position. She then stirred and opened her milk-white eyes.
"Na-Naru-ruto-kun?" She then looked down, and saw the position they were in. Her head instantly turned bright red. 'Were we doing something?' She then remembered that she had hugged him, and turned even redder. Realizing that she was holding Naruto tighter, she released him, and rolled away. Naruto hopped to his feet and helped Hinata up.
"Ari-arigato Na-Naruto-kun." Hinata was blushing madly. What if he thought she was a pervert, because of the position they were in.
"You're welcome Hinata-chan." Naruto grinned sheepishly and rubbed the back of his head. The grin slowly faded of his face. Hinata panicked 'He called me Hinata-chan!' Her thumbs started to hurt, because of the speed she was twiddling them with.
"Crap." Naruto tugged at his hand. Then he tugged even harder. "Double crap."
"What is it Na-Naruto-kun?" asked a still blushing Hinata.
"My hand is stuck to the back of my head. Could you help me Hinata-chan?"
'Hinata-chan again! Say something clever!' "Uh. Okay."
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Shikamaru was happy. He was lying on his favorite hill, under the shade of his favorite tree, watching the clouds roll by. He slowly dozed off.
He was awakened by a weight on his stomach. He opened his eyes, and looked up. A mass of blond hair fell unto his face. They smelled on tulips.
"Ino?" he questioned. The hair moved itself, and Shikamaru saw Ino sitting on his stomach. He felt a light blush appear n his face. Her beautiful hair, and face framed against the blue sky, with clouds in the background, and her hair shining as the sun struck it...Shikamaru zoned out and a small trickle of blood came out of his nose, accompanied by drool out of his mouth.
"Shika-kun, you okay?" Ino was nervous. She finally figured out her feelings for Sasuke. They were non-existent. She had liked Shikamaru a bit, but she had realized that she really liked him. Almost loved him.
"Yeah, I'm okay." Actually he was better then okay. He was in his favorite place, at his favorite time of day, with his favorite girl. He was in paradise.
"Shika-kun, um," Ino swallowed. "D-do y-you like me?" She prayed that he would say yes.
Shikamaru panicked. The girl of his dreams had just asked him if he liked her. Of course he liked her. Even more, he loved her.
"No, no I don't like you." Ino's eyes started to tear up and she tried to get up. Shikamaru leaned forward, and grabbed arms, whispering into Ino's ear. "Ashiteru, Yamanaka Ino."
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Tishimori was very, very mad. That Uchiha brat had almost given away the secret of the Sharingan to Orochimaru. He came up to the Uchiha mansion and smashed the front door in.
"UCHIHA SASUKE!! Come here this instant, you yaro!! How dare you betray the Uchiha Cl-argh." Here Tishimori choked and fell over laughing. Sasuke was wearing a pink lace-skirt, which was very, very short. He was also very red in the face. Suddenly Kyubi appeared, with a camera, took a couple of shots and disappeared as fast as he had appeared.
"NOOOOOOO!!!" Sasuke couldn't believe what had just happened. He could now never show his face in public ever again. Not with that picture out in the world.
"You were in on the plot to embarrass me!!" cried an enraged Sasuke. Tishimori sighed and sat up, wiping tears from his eyes.
"Uchiha, I think I'll let you live this time. I haven't laughed this hard since Torun and Kimiko put a tarantula in Sensei's tent. They had the greatest expressions when they woke up, tied to a tree by spider-webs and having the spiders crawl all over them." Tishimori fell over again in another fit of laughter.
Kyubi reappeared and took a picture of Tishimori showing other emotions other then hatred or boredom.
"NOOOOOOOO!! My reputation as a cold-hearted bastard!!! Why hast thou forsaken me Fate!! Why!!!!" Sasuke sweat-dropped. Then he knocked Tishimori over the head.
"The clothes better damn fit me."
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Kyubi sorted through the pictures. He smiled at the thought of how much cash he could get from blackmail. 'You just gotta love the fine art of blackmail.' He then turned to the newspaper.
"Now, where to find a good place to start a restaurant." He smiled as he remembered the way people had started showing up in Sun Village, when they realized that it was the only place where anyone was safe from pranks.
"Time to get rich again."
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A/N
Yes all the demons are evil, they just aren't mean. Okay, Kyubi is an evil, immature freak, Shukaku is a young, innocent crybaby, and Kyari is a hardened-war veteran. They are all still evil. In a weird and twisted way.