Wolf Youkai: Hiya all!
Socks: Yup! ^.^
Insane Wolf: Sure… *licking random knife blade*
Wolf Youkai: Well, thanks to a certain someone *cough*Ethelflaed*cough* I'm stuck writing the next chapter of this fic! Now, onto the disclaimer!
Socks: Cue the cheerleaders!
Cheerleaders: Do we own Yu-Gi-Oh? Say it with me, N-O, NO! *They get gunned down*
Insane Wolf: Whose idea was THAT?!
Socks: MINE! ^_______________________________________^
Insane Wolf: -.-u Figures.
Wolf Youkai: So, the Yugioh Craziness Guild proudly presents: CHAPTER TWO OF SCIENCE EQUALS PAAAAAAAAAAAIN!!!! MUWHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Now, we left off with everyone eating lunch together, except for Ryou and Kaiba, who are stuck to walls, and Yamo, who is chasing a random waiter with a knife.
Yamo = Yami Marik (belongs to B/K. I must say this, or Ethelflaed will attack me… *gulp*)
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*Yami Bakura and Yugi*
Yami Bakura and Yugi finished their meal pretty much without incident (unless you count when Yami Bakura sent the chef to the Shadow Realm for making his steak too well done… The manager seemed to have some sort of 'you-break-it-you-buy-it' type of philosophy, and tried to get Yami Bakura to work as the chef, since he had so conveniently disposed of the original one, so the manager got sent to the Shadow Realm, too.). They headed to Yugi's Game Shop to work on their project. Yugi had convinced Yami Bakura to make a model of the planets by saying he could torch it when the science fair was over.
Yami Bakura was now attempting to glue Saturn's rings on with a hot glue gun. Yugi walked by him and tripped over the glue gun's cord. This jerked the glue gun out of Yami Bakura's hands, causing him to squeeze the trigger. And spray hot glue all over his face.
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he screamed, flinging the glue gun at Yugi and clutching his face. Yugi caught the device and promptly unplugged it.
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!!! @#%$&*@$#%&*@#$0^@%#$#$@^&^&*!!!!! INFERNAL CONTRAPTION!" He roared, pointing at the glue gun. "I CONDEMN YOU TO THE SHADOW REALM!!!!" The glue gun disappeared in a cloud of purply-blackness.
"What the?!" Yugi exclaimed. "Did you just send Grandpa's hot glue gun to the Shadow Realm?"
"YES!!" Yami Bakura exclaimed, with a maniacal glint in his eyes. "YES! AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN, TOO!! JUST WATCH ME!! Do you have another glue gun?"
"No, since you sent the last one to the Shadow Realm."
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*Tristen and Mokuba*
Mokuba and Tristen ate an uneventful lunch at Dairy Queen (don't own it), because Mokuba was jumping up and down, asking for a sundae. At DQ, they ate sundaes and burgers. Lots of burgers. Then, they went to Tristen's house to think of an idea for their science fair project. Then, they got bored of trying to think of ideas for the science fair, and began to think about other things. Then, they got bored of thinking all together, and began playing video games. But Mokuba kept creaming Tristen at Soul Caliber II (Don't own it. I want it really really bad, though.), so they quit that, too. They were now looking through Tristen's large stack of National Geographic magazines (do you think I own it?). Mokuba was currently amusing himself by singing to the tune of Yankee Doodle,
"Aardvarks are my friends, aardvarks are my friends aardvarks are my friends aardvarks are my friends aardvarks are my friends aardvarks are my friends aardvarks are my friends aardvarks are my friends aardvarks are my friends aardvarks are my friends aardvarks are my friends aardvarks are my friends aardvarks are my friends aardvarks are my friends aardvarks are my friends aardvarks are my friends aardvarks are my friends aardvarks are my friends aardvarks are my friends aardvarks are my friends aardvarks are my friends aardvarks are my friends aardvarks are my friends aardvarks are my friends aardvarks are my friends…"
Tristen had tried to convince him to stop, with no success. He was now plugging his ears, and staring at a picture in one of the magazines.
"Ooooooooh…" he said, giggling like a schoolgirl.
Suddenly, Mokuba ended his mindless babble and turned his attention to Tristen.
"Whatcha lookin' at?"
"You can't see it!" Tristen shrieked, pulling the magazine away. (I promise you all that this is clean.)
"Why not?"
"You just can't, okay."
Mokuba grabbed the magazine away from Tristen and looked at the magazine. "What? It's just a picture of a rhino." (I told you it was clean. But did you listen to me? Noooooooo.)
"My distant relatives…"
Sweatdrop.
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*Yamo and Yami*
Yamo had finally gotten tired of chasing the waiter, and was now sitting at the table with Yami, who was eating, despite the fact that he was a 5000-year-old spirit and didn't really need to do so.
"I am now the official pharaoh!" Yamo suddenly yelled, randomly.
"No, you are not."
"Yes I am."
"Why?"
"Just because."
"How is that possible? I am the pharaoh! Me, not you."
"Not any more!"
"Why not?"
"Cuz your dead!"
"GRRRRR! I'm still the pharaoh!"
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Then, a guy came up and killed him with a machine gun. (I wish. But this is what really happened.) A guy came up and killed him with a machete. (Not really. This is what ACTUALLY happened.) Then, a guy came up and threw a brick at him, knocking him unconscious. Shadi appeared and gave the Rod to Kaiba, who owned it in ancient Egypt. (Still not what really happened. Okay, I promise the truth this time.) Then, a random guy walked over to him and threw a brick at him. Yamo ducked, and the brick missed his head. Then, he turned rabid and chased after the guy who had thrown the brick at him. Yami just sat there, an enormous sweatdrop rolling down the back of his head. Finally, he grabbed Yamo and dragged him out of the Chiles (which I don't own) muttering, "You are an embarrassment to nature, you do know that, right?"
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*Duke and Serenity*
Duke and Serenity sat down at The Pancake House (made it up! Therefore, I own it! MUWAHAHAHAH! Take that, baka lawyers!) and searched their menus for things to eat that did not involve pancakes. (LOL!!) After all, it was no where near breakfast time…
"What's wrong with ordering pancakes for lunch?" Serenity finally asked, having failed to find anything on the menu that did not include pancakes. Duke just shrugged in defeat, and ordered chocolate chip pancakes. Then, he turned towards the door just in time to see a man running out the door screaming, "AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! TOO. MUCH. PANCAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (I must have been on something when I wrote that…) The guy nearly ran into Joey, who was standing outside the door for some random reason…
Duke gulped. He knew what was coming. Joey made a gesture for Duke to come outside. Duke thought he saw him pull out a knife and lick the blade. But if that really had happened, someone would have noticed, wouldn't they? He was probably just being paranoid…
"Excuse me," Duke said to Serenity, and got up from the table and exited the restaurant.
When he got outside, Joey glared at him. Duke waited for him to pull out the knife… (Duke sure is paranoid! Sheesh! Is there a word for fear of assassination?) But Joey didn't. (In fact, he didn't even have a knife. Duke's imagination and assassination-phobia just got the better of him…) Instead, he just backed Duke against the wall of the building, a murderous look in his eyes.
"If you get near my baby sister…" he spat, "I will pummel you into next week!"
"I think Serenity can take care of herself, Joey," Yugi said, randomly appearing behind Joey and tapping him on the shoulder repeatedly.
"What the heck? Where'd you come from, Yug?" Joey asked, turning away from Duke. Duke used this distraction to sneak back into the restaurant.
"What was that about?" Serenity asked.
"Um…" He was spared having to explain further, however, because at that point, their food arrived.
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*Joey and Rebecca*
Joey glared at Duke (who was currently digging into a plate of chocolate chip pancakes). Why was everyone so interested in his sister?
"Come on!" Rebecca exclaimed, grabbing Joey's hand. "Come on, Joey-san!* I'm hungry! And so is Teddy! Right Teddy? Right Rebecca! See, I told you he was hungry!" She began to skip away, dragging Joey behind her.
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*-san = mister or misses or miss, (proper title thingy) so, Mister Joey! LOL!
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Insane Wolf: That was very strange…
Socks: Sure was! ^-^
Wolf Youkai: Sorry this took so long… You see, my parents have gone on the warpath. I am now only allowed to use anything that has a screen for an hour and a half each day! MADNESS! That's EVERYTHING with a screen. TV, computer, GBA, Nintendo, ALL OF IT! .# And my parents aren't the only ones… My teachers have been overloading me with homework! Accursed 'Math Portfolios'… So, guild members, I might not be able to post anything for a while. DON'T KICK ME OFF!!
Socks: Are we doing review replies?
Wolf Youkai: I guess so… I'm not going to reply to the guild members here, because we can talk on the guild. Also, If you reviewed, and I do not reply to you, that means I couldn't answer your question, because, (guess what) I'm not Ethelflaed.
Replies:
Eclipse Shaman: I'm glad you thought it was funny!
Shinta Himura: I guess that means you thought it was funny, too? YAY FOR FUNNINESS!
Kawaii Neko Youkai: I'm glad that you also thought it was funny!
Tamara Raymond: No, as far as I know, none of us live anywhere near each other, except for maybe Ky and me, and Flaed and Mouself.
Shadow Ishtar: Yes it will! ^_^
Wolf Youkai: Now for the fun part! I get to pick who goes next! *Evil smile* Cpegasus, I choose you! (AIEEEEEEEEEE! THE EVIL OF THE POKEMON IS INFLUENCING MY BRAIN!)