Heather POV

"Neveth! Wow! Looking good!" Was the first thing Lizzie said when we disentangled ourselves.

I smirked, "Thanks mejita, you too!"

I glanced over at Haldir, who looked like he wanted to kill me. Oh yeah, like Lizzie's entrance into Middle Earth was all my fault, you stupid Elf! I screamed in my head, man I was so glad she was here though. Maybe we could have devised a plan of tying that self-involved dorkster to a tree! I laughed out loud at the thought. Everyone stared at me.

"So," I began jovially, "What brings you here to Lothlorien?" I glanced at Haldir who gave me a look as if I were muck on the bottom of his precious shoes.

Lizzie smiled, "I'm not sure, I think it was the snowstorm."

"Snowstorm? Wow, I was brought here via crappy broken elevator!" I said laughing, "Man alive, it's so good to finally meet you!"

"I know! So how long have you been here?" she asked me.

"Long enough to know that Prince Legolas will not be rescuing us to live as the Queen of Mirkwood anytime soon!" I said sarcastically.

Haldir's ears perked at the words "Legolas" and "Mirkwood" He nocked another arrow at us. I rolled my eyes.

"You know of the Elven Realm of Mirkwood and of Prince Legolas?!" he demanded without preamble.

Lizzie and I exchanged glances. "Um...yeah!"

"And you," he said addressing Lizzie, "Who are you and what is your business?"

"Oh my Gawd! Will you please stop with the arrows? It's not very chivalrous!" I shouted, irritated to the point of no return.

Do you know what he did? He stuck his stupid arrow in my face! I glanced at Lizzie who seemed to be taking all of this in with amused interest. "Anyway, as I was saying, I've been here long enough to know that Monsieur Haldir the Great isn't like the story!" we laughed, despite the situation with the arrow.

He cautiously lowered the arrow. "I will ask you once more, who are you and what is your business in Lorien?" he coldly demanded of Lizzie.

"There now you big pussycat, was that so hard to be nice?"

Lizzie POV

I almost had a fit of laughter sitting in the tree house with Haldir and Heather. I knew that Heather would looove to grab Haldir and kiss him but also wanted to kick his shin in the process.

"I will ask you once more, who are you and what is your business in Lorien?" He demanded.

"There now you big pussycat, was that so hard to be nice?" Heather fought back giggles as I answered.

"If you want to know, ask Galadriel." I moved his arrow away from me. "Oh and, keep your arrow in it's holder."

"I don't believe in shooting a woman so you have no fear. What is your name." I looked at Heather who told me with her eyes to use a RPG name.

"Celemir. Celemir Ironbow." He looked puzzled.

"Yet again I wonder at your names."

"What about Aragorn, Boromir, Eowyn, Eomer. They have Elvish names." He slowly considered this.

Heather POV

"Duh, you stupid Elf!" I said, trying to contain my laughter after Lizzie .. ahem Celemir informed Haldir of the obvious.

"Do you want to sleep suspended from the branches?" he roared at me.

"Meep!" I squeaked, cough cough, deep manly voice, "I mean NO!"

"Be silent," he said icily enunciating his words

"Meeeeow!" I said under my breath, as he bristled with anger. Oooh he was so cute when he was angry!

"Dude," I said to Lizzie, pulling my bag closer to where we sat, "You hungry?"

She nodded wordlessly, her face red with contained laughter. I went through my bag and found lunch! Woo hoo!

"I got salad, tuna fish, three hard boiled eggs, annnnnnd an orange!"

She looked at me as if I were insane (what was with everyone today?) "Why do you have such a weird lunch?" she asked me.

I laughed. "I'm on the South Beach diet...no carbs for two weeks, and the sentence was almost over, tommorrow I had planned on eating a grilled cheese sandwich and a big hunk of cheese cake...mmm cheese!"

"That doesn't sound like fun."

I sighed, "It's not, I haven't had a decent carb filled meal in like forever."

She looked at my bag, "What else you got in there?"

"Hmm...clothes for work, toiletries so I look presentable, makeup, my books for the class I missed today, and four novels...'The Sweet Potato Queens,' 'The Shining,' 'wotay owerstay,' and 'the ilmarrillionsay,' if you get what I mean."

She nodded.

I continued talking, "We have to stay in this stupid tree house for THREE WHOLE DAYS until we can move on to Caras Galadhon."

Haldir sharply glared at me, and I wanted to smooch him.

I blew him a kiss and then stuck my tongue out. "So...what do you wanna do after we talk to Miss Lady?" I asked, "Wanna go to Mirkwood?" I asked her slyly, awaiting her reaction.