Hello my dear readers welcome to the next chapter in Harry Potter meets the
insane writers
*Crickets chirp*
O_O Where's are readers!?!?
Yami Me: there aren't any
-_-' Um okay anyways on with the chappie
Yami Me: baka
That's it! *Dust cloud battle begins*
The cursed narrator with my voice: Last we joined our authors they had defeated the hordes of Demontors but the spells used had a negative effect on their user and as he awoke he learned that Dumblodore wanted to meet them all
I felt my cheeks redden as my rage erupted at the bodiless voice "How dare you talk like you know everything and stop talking in MY VOICE!!!" causing Harry and the Dursleys to come in to see what was the matter
The seconds ticked by as I waited for an answer I wasn't really expecting, but I still got one but not in my voice but in Yami Yugi's. "Is this better?"
I was about to respond when I was interrupted by a delighted and startling squeal from Megami.
"-----IT'S YAMI-CHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" ^______^ And with that, she bolted up.
^_^, and we watched as she ran towards the stairs.
"What the bloody hell is that girl doing?!" asked Vernon Dursley as Megami ran up the stairs.
His question was answered as Megami jumped over the railing yelling, "YAMI!!!!" as she headed towards the ceiling and "OWWW!!!", as she collided with the ceiling and then the floor.
Both Yami Me and I yelled at her saying, "Megami---, Hikari, you baka!!! Why'd you do that?!" As we ran to her side but were beaten by the very last person we thought would--------- Dudley!!
O___o
"I'll make sure she's okay", he said with a hentai gleam in his eyes.
I doubted his interests from the moment he got there, but even more so when I saw the gleam in his eyes--- If they were words they would have said 'While she's like this I'll cope a feel'. Which unknown to us, he was!!! I did the first thing that came to mind and yelled: "MEGAMI!!!! Look out--- Pegasus is trying to kiss you Everyone in the room stared at me until we heard a loud "EWWWWW!!" Erupt from Megami as she punched Dudley, sending him flying.
Megami has her psycho glare.... uh-oh. "YOU LITTLE HENTAI B******!!!! DIE!!!!!" With that, she did a dropkick on Dudley's fat butt, which sent him across the room. "You are SO going DOWN!" Then she proceeded to lift the sofa and beat the crap outta him....
Harry and Petunia just stared horrorstruck as Megami attacked Dudley with the sofa, but Vernon charged at her determined to save his son, who was supposed to be oh-so-strong. I saw Yami Me tense as she summoned the Glaive; I don't know why, but I hadn't noticed it was gone until now and I knew if I was going to save Vernon--- which I don't know why I wanted to--- I had to act fast. I saw my opportunity right in front of me in the form of my backpack, which I quickly picked up and threw at Vernon yelling, "Weight spell off!!!"
Vernon sneered as he said, "You think that will stop me?" Then he tried to bat it away with his arm but was surprised by the snapping sound and pain as his fore arm broke and some of his ribs when the pack hit his chest.
Harry stared wide-eyed at us as his Aunt feel to her knees sobbing, "They're dead! Murdered by FREAKS!"
I sighed and rolled my eyes as I walked over to my backpack and whispered "Weight spell on" and picked it up and went over to Yami Me who was watching her Hikari's work
"I think I been too much of an influence on her, "Yami Me said with a tired sigh---- but a gleam of horrible amusement shone in her eyes. "Hikari that's enough--- its Dudley, not the pansy Pegasus...."
Megami ceased. "Oh."
I lifted my left hand to my mouth trying to stop me from laughing out loud as my right went into my pocket and slipped on a familiar feeling bracelet and said simply "Wisp, heal the idiots please" before falling to the ground so much I was paralyzed by it.
The wounded Dursley men were warped in a white light that quickly dissipated leaving them still passed out but no longer carrying anything worse then several very large bruises and some soreness when they woke up.
Megami looked around slightly at the house, the room, the almost destroyed couch she used, and finally the Dursleys and Harry. "Umm you think we should go before someone wakes up?"
I looked at the faces of the Dursley family and noticed that the idiots were still asleep and would be knocked out for a while still and that Petunia had gone into some kind of crying shock and hadn't noticed that here husband and son were alive. Then I looked at Harry he was still staring at us with a queer look inside his wide-eyes, what was he thinking in that brain of his? ---That we're insane or just... okay insane is the only word so sue me "yeah leaving would be a good idea. Byes Harry! "
And with that we simply ran outside the door as fast as we could and down the street
"Well this seems rather pointless," said an annoyed Yami Me, who I can't believe I'm saying this--- looked a little like she was pouting.
O_O "Yami Me what's wrong?" I said getting over the shock
-_- "It's just I'm the one that's supposed to be hurting people not you two" She said sadly. "If I don't hurt people, what's my whole purpose here and why are we here in the first place and why did you pass out before!?" Yami Me said as she grabbed me by the collar of my shirt and shook me so much I thought my head was going to snap off.
I looked at her when the shaking stopped enough and answered, "It's because I didn't have my bracelet on if I don't wear it or my cloak there are drawback to using high level spells and I myself want to know why we're here", quickly because it looked like Yami Me was going to become the one thing I really fear about her.... The DEMONESS!!!!!!
Then a loud crack was heard and was followed by the voice of an old man "That's something I'd like to know as well" Said the old man with long silver hair a beard just as long and sliver who was wearing robes and half moon glasses.
"Hikari---- that man looks familiar... is that Gandalf?" asked Yami Me as she shifted into a defensive position ready to summon the Glaive if needed.
Megami studied the man from head to toe with a few glances and said "Baka! That's Lord of the Rings! That my Yami is one Albus Dumbledore."
*Crickets chirp*
O_O Where's are readers!?!?
Yami Me: there aren't any
-_-' Um okay anyways on with the chappie
Yami Me: baka
That's it! *Dust cloud battle begins*
The cursed narrator with my voice: Last we joined our authors they had defeated the hordes of Demontors but the spells used had a negative effect on their user and as he awoke he learned that Dumblodore wanted to meet them all
I felt my cheeks redden as my rage erupted at the bodiless voice "How dare you talk like you know everything and stop talking in MY VOICE!!!" causing Harry and the Dursleys to come in to see what was the matter
The seconds ticked by as I waited for an answer I wasn't really expecting, but I still got one but not in my voice but in Yami Yugi's. "Is this better?"
I was about to respond when I was interrupted by a delighted and startling squeal from Megami.
"-----IT'S YAMI-CHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" ^______^ And with that, she bolted up.
^_^, and we watched as she ran towards the stairs.
"What the bloody hell is that girl doing?!" asked Vernon Dursley as Megami ran up the stairs.
His question was answered as Megami jumped over the railing yelling, "YAMI!!!!" as she headed towards the ceiling and "OWWW!!!", as she collided with the ceiling and then the floor.
Both Yami Me and I yelled at her saying, "Megami---, Hikari, you baka!!! Why'd you do that?!" As we ran to her side but were beaten by the very last person we thought would--------- Dudley!!
O___o
"I'll make sure she's okay", he said with a hentai gleam in his eyes.
I doubted his interests from the moment he got there, but even more so when I saw the gleam in his eyes--- If they were words they would have said 'While she's like this I'll cope a feel'. Which unknown to us, he was!!! I did the first thing that came to mind and yelled: "MEGAMI!!!! Look out--- Pegasus is trying to kiss you Everyone in the room stared at me until we heard a loud "EWWWWW!!" Erupt from Megami as she punched Dudley, sending him flying.
Megami has her psycho glare.... uh-oh. "YOU LITTLE HENTAI B******!!!! DIE!!!!!" With that, she did a dropkick on Dudley's fat butt, which sent him across the room. "You are SO going DOWN!" Then she proceeded to lift the sofa and beat the crap outta him....
Harry and Petunia just stared horrorstruck as Megami attacked Dudley with the sofa, but Vernon charged at her determined to save his son, who was supposed to be oh-so-strong. I saw Yami Me tense as she summoned the Glaive; I don't know why, but I hadn't noticed it was gone until now and I knew if I was going to save Vernon--- which I don't know why I wanted to--- I had to act fast. I saw my opportunity right in front of me in the form of my backpack, which I quickly picked up and threw at Vernon yelling, "Weight spell off!!!"
Vernon sneered as he said, "You think that will stop me?" Then he tried to bat it away with his arm but was surprised by the snapping sound and pain as his fore arm broke and some of his ribs when the pack hit his chest.
Harry stared wide-eyed at us as his Aunt feel to her knees sobbing, "They're dead! Murdered by FREAKS!"
I sighed and rolled my eyes as I walked over to my backpack and whispered "Weight spell on" and picked it up and went over to Yami Me who was watching her Hikari's work
"I think I been too much of an influence on her, "Yami Me said with a tired sigh---- but a gleam of horrible amusement shone in her eyes. "Hikari that's enough--- its Dudley, not the pansy Pegasus...."
Megami ceased. "Oh."
I lifted my left hand to my mouth trying to stop me from laughing out loud as my right went into my pocket and slipped on a familiar feeling bracelet and said simply "Wisp, heal the idiots please" before falling to the ground so much I was paralyzed by it.
The wounded Dursley men were warped in a white light that quickly dissipated leaving them still passed out but no longer carrying anything worse then several very large bruises and some soreness when they woke up.
Megami looked around slightly at the house, the room, the almost destroyed couch she used, and finally the Dursleys and Harry. "Umm you think we should go before someone wakes up?"
I looked at the faces of the Dursley family and noticed that the idiots were still asleep and would be knocked out for a while still and that Petunia had gone into some kind of crying shock and hadn't noticed that here husband and son were alive. Then I looked at Harry he was still staring at us with a queer look inside his wide-eyes, what was he thinking in that brain of his? ---That we're insane or just... okay insane is the only word so sue me "yeah leaving would be a good idea. Byes Harry! "
And with that we simply ran outside the door as fast as we could and down the street
"Well this seems rather pointless," said an annoyed Yami Me, who I can't believe I'm saying this--- looked a little like she was pouting.
O_O "Yami Me what's wrong?" I said getting over the shock
-_- "It's just I'm the one that's supposed to be hurting people not you two" She said sadly. "If I don't hurt people, what's my whole purpose here and why are we here in the first place and why did you pass out before!?" Yami Me said as she grabbed me by the collar of my shirt and shook me so much I thought my head was going to snap off.
I looked at her when the shaking stopped enough and answered, "It's because I didn't have my bracelet on if I don't wear it or my cloak there are drawback to using high level spells and I myself want to know why we're here", quickly because it looked like Yami Me was going to become the one thing I really fear about her.... The DEMONESS!!!!!!
Then a loud crack was heard and was followed by the voice of an old man "That's something I'd like to know as well" Said the old man with long silver hair a beard just as long and sliver who was wearing robes and half moon glasses.
"Hikari---- that man looks familiar... is that Gandalf?" asked Yami Me as she shifted into a defensive position ready to summon the Glaive if needed.
Megami studied the man from head to toe with a few glances and said "Baka! That's Lord of the Rings! That my Yami is one Albus Dumbledore."