I was sick and tired of it. I had been trying to work on this stupid assignment for History for days now, and I still couldn't think of anything to write down. And the two lovebirds weren't helping my situation either.
Hmm maybe I should back up a little bit. Ok, my name is Harry Potter and I'm in my second year at Hogwarts University. Ron and Hermione are my two best friends, my roommates, and also boyfriend and girlfriend. Now this is where the problem is. Ron and Hermione can get sort of...loud sometimes.
And tonight they were really going at it. I glanced over at the clock on the wall. It was only 11:45.
'Great, I'm never gonna get this done in time for class on Friday.' I thought with frustration.
"Guys, could you quit down a little bit?" I called to them. No answer, of course. Just a grunt from Ron, but I don't think that was directed towards me. Fed up with the behavior, I walked over to Ron and Hermione's room. I pounded on the door.
"What!!!???" That's the respond I got from my best friend.
"Could you guys quiet down in there, I'm trying to work on this report for History of Magic, and you two aren't helping any." I added a frustrated sigh at the end to make it more dramatic. Apparently, the guilt trip doesn't work for this situation.
"Honestly Harry, you should have worked on that report weeks ago. And what about the library? Or..."
Sheesh. Even when she's having sex she lectures me.
"Hermione, I shouldn't have to leave my dorm because my two roommates are like rabbits and can't stop for five bloody minutes."
Hah. That got her to shut her big mouth.
"Well Harry if you don't like it, you're welcome to leave anytime."
Oh. That was harsh. I can't believe Ron would say something like that to me.
"Fine. I'm out of here."
I stormed into my room and grabbed a blanket and my pillow, and slammed the door. I was already in my pjs (boxers and a white t-shirt), so I went to the front door and opened it. I looked back and heard them at it again. I slammed the door and stood outside in the hallway.
Then it hit me. I had nowhere to stay for the night.