Heather POV (Written by Heather and Elizabeth)

Five days later, I found myself beseeched by a giddy Lizzie.

"What's up with you, girlie?"

"Not much."

"Ok, so why are you acting like you've been on a caffeine high for the last five days?"

"Oh, no reason.." She scratched her cheek with her left hand, decorated with a golden band.

I stopped in my tracks, "Whaaat? Where did you get that?"

She looked down at it where it rested on her knee and then slyly looked back up at Heather.

"Uh-uh!" I said disbelieving. "Did uh, good ol' Leggy give that to you?" I asked, trying to hide my smile.

"Uh huh. Last week."

"Hold the phone! Last week?!" I screeched, "And I'm just now finding out? Oh my gosh! Ahhh! This is so great! When are you guys...?"

"It all depends on when his father gets here."

"Can I help plan your wedding, pleassssse?" I begged, so jealous of her.

She laughed. "Of course. You'd beat me up if I said no."

I smirked, "Yeah probably." I paused for a minute, "Say, can you tell me why Haldir the wonderful has been less than wonderful the last couple of days? I mean ever since he said he loved me, he's been so weird. You know what's up?"

She shrugged. "No. He hasn't mentioned anything to me. He's really secretive."

I frowned, "I know that's the problem." I sighed, "What am I gonna do?"

"Why don't you try talking to him."

"Um cause he is never around. And oh my gosh, guess who I saw the other day trying to sink her hooks into my man?"

"Sink her hooks?"

I sighed, rubbing the heels of my hands into my eyes, "Like she was trying to get on him and stuff..."I paused, "I feel so fat today, do I look fat?"

"Not fatter than me." She slapped her stomach, which had always been a little large.

"Oh ha ha," I said sarcastically, "I'm serious, ever since that miruvor binge, I've felt all bloated and fat and stuff."

"Maybe you need to work out more. Alcohol does make you fat."

I looked at her dubiously, "I've ran five miles and did my Yoga stretches everyday since we've got here. And I'm so tired...what is up with this Elvish alcohol? I mean, really, what's in it?" I rolled my eyes, "So when do you want to go to the dressmakers to get fitted and stuff?"

"Dressmakers? Are you kidding? If you want something, you make it!" She laughed.

I laughed nervously, "Yeaaah, ok." I grinned, but that soon turned into a scowl when I saw who was coming up behind Lizzie, "Well, well, well, "I said irritably, "Lindy's on her way here."

"Greeeeeeat. I've had to keep her two feet from Legolas all week."

I grimaced, remembering her disgusting attempts to get Legolas to bed her.

"I'd like to keep her two light years away from here."

"Oh yah." She cut off because the villain in question had just walked up.

"Look who we have here..." Lindy spat nastily.

"What the Middle Earthian slut?" I shot back

"Takes one to know one," Lindy said evilly. Lizzie placed her hand over her left.

"What do you want, Lindy Poo?" I asked boredly, crossing my arms.

"I just came by to see if the rumor was true," she said loftily, looking at Lizzie

I rolled my eyes, "What rumor?"

"That the prince is marrying the whore from---" she stopped mid-sentence when my fist met her jaw.

"Whore?" I said, spitting on her.

Lizzie clapped. "Can I get in on the action as well?"

"Go look in the mirror, if you want to see a whore." I spat on the horrible woman. I looked at Lizzie, "What are you waiting for, doll?"

"I don't hit. Give her one for me."

Lindy staggered back, surprised by my punch. "You want another?" I said, imitating the Matrix and assuming a tai chi pose before beckoning Lindy with my fingers. Lizzie laughed hard at me.

She charged at me, but was met by a swift kick to her ugly face.

"Go Heather! It's your birthday!" Lizzie danced around while she watched.

I felt Lindy grab my hair and knew that it was over for this whorish broad.

She yanked me back and tried to hit me, but I met her first, (thank you Yoga training) and kicked out of my way, lunging for her and giving her another punch.

By then we had attracted the attention of several Lorien wardens, including the elusive Haldir.

Lizzie whistled low. "Busted."

Unfortunately, the two fighting women didn't notice the circle of Elves beginning to form around them

"I am gonna kill you!" I gasped as she managed to claw my cheek

Lizzie felt like pointing to Lindy and saying, "She started it" but decided against it. She shoved principle away and her fist came in contact with Lindy's stomach.

And as Lizzie punched Lindy, that was about the time Legolas decided to show up.

"Oh dear Prince!" cried the horrible Lindy "Help me! These savage women---"

"Savage? I prefer untamed," I said, putting my hands on my hips.

"How about unlike you?" Lizzie crossed her arms and smirked.

It was about this time when a voice from the crowd shouted, "Daro!"

We stopped and looked it was.... (Continued next millennium celebration! lol)

"Daro!" Galadriel shouted again. "Who started this." Lizzie crossed her arms and pointed her foot in Lindy's direction. (She's not good enough to point at.)

"Oh she so totally did!" I cried pointing at the felon.

"What did she say to make you... hit her?"

I smoothed my hair away from my face in a businesslike manner, "She," I said directly, pointing at Lindy, "Called Lizzie a whore, the Prince's whore to be exact." I glared at her.

"Lindelea, is this true?" She nodded. "Take it back."

"What? I won't-"

"I said, take it back!"

"Haldir?" cried Lindy Poo in an attempt to gather support from those she knew. I held my breath, waiting to see what he would do.

He crossed his arms and looked at her with a stone look. "You heard Lady Galadriel. Take it back."

I let out the breath I was holding, and almost fell over. I had been feeling really weird lately.

"What?!" cried the vile creature "You're siding with the whore and her little friend with the weird body art?"

Legolas stepped up behind Lizzie, as if protecting her.

"If you don't take back everything you said, you will suffer the consequences." Galadriel's face was about to knock over the tree behind Lizzie.

Lindelea scoffed, (a bad thing to do) "I shall not! I shall tell the King of Gondor of this! And you two will be sent to Mordor before it's all over with!" she pointed at us. I was shaking with anger.

Lizzie POV

Legolas held onto me during the whole thing. I felt like punching her again but was a little embarrassed that Legolas had seen me like that. Galadriel almost blew her top at the defiant elf.

"Lindelea, you are in my land and I said take it back. You did not. Now you will suffer the consequences!" And she-

What did Galadriel do to Lindy Poo? Review and give your ideas and I'll pick the best one. The person who writes the best one will get to write the next part of the story! So R&R!!