Murphy's Law

To begin, i must apologize for my earlier mistake. I love Faust is spelt Lch Liebe Faust. Sorry, I was a bit distracted while I was typing it. Forgive me? Thanks. Well, anyway, here's chapter 2, and again, lets pretend that Eliza can speak and that Faust is a horrid doctor. Lets also remember that I don't own these characters and that they are the property of Viz, the almighty company that makes Shonen Jump. Arigato watashi no dorei!

Chapter 2

Telesco's Second law of Nursing.

" There are two kinds of adhesive tape: That which won't stay on and that which wont come off."

" Umm..... Dearest, could you, um, help me over here?" Faust asked as he tried to get a piece of adhesive tape off his chest.

" Of course Johaan." Eliza smiled as she put the clipboard in her hands down and walked over to Faust. " Now hold still. Adhesive tape can be a little tricky. If you don't know how to take it off properly then you'll spend hours trying to take it off only to have it stay completely still." Eliza said as she tried to rip it off. After a few moments of frustrating attempts, she began to tug on it. ' Its............ all................. in.............. the technique.........." Eliza said through gritted teeth.

" Uh.. Eliza, I don't think this is working. I think I'll just---" Faust began to stay, but was interrupted when Eliza pulled out a LIGHTER.

" Don't worry Faust! I'll get that tape off you!" Eliza yelled manically as she held the lighter.

" Eh..... That's........ okay, dearest............... I'll take it off myself........" Faust said as he slowly backed away from Eliza.

" You asked for my help! I'm gonna give it!" Eliza yelled as she chased Faust around with the lighter.

" But Eliza! I don't wanna be burned!" Faust cried as he an.

" C'mon! Be a man! Suck it up!' Eliza yelled.

" When did you become so insensitive!?" Faust cried.

" Being dead for so long will do that to someone!" Eliza yelled as she caught up with Faust and pinned him down with her undead strength.

" AUH!!!!!! ELIZA!!! IT BURNS!!!" Faust cried as he flailed his arms.

" Shoot. it didn't work. Well, maybe it melted the glue." Eliza mused as she tugged at the tape. Sure enough, it came off. But with the force Eliza used to take it off, her arms slapped back and the tape attached itself to her head.

" HA! The tables have turned!" Faust yelled triumphantly as he laughed at the woman who sat on his abdomen.

" Shut up you insensitive jerk!' Eliza yelled as she fumbled with the tape.

" Heehee. Here, let me help." Faust said as he sat up and tugged on the tape, it came off quickly enough. " Uh...... oh......." Faust blushed.

" What!? What did you do!?" Eliza yelled frantically.

" Ehehe. Your not, uh, very attached to your hair are you?" Faust asked nervously.

" Yes. I am." Eliza said as she looked at Faust with suspicion.

" Oh................... Can i have one last kiss before I die?" Faust asked.

" Why would you die?" Eliza asked as she looked at her husband with distrust.

" Heehee." Faust then held up the piece of adhesive tape which had a huge lock of Eliza's blonde hair.

" FAUST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Oswar.

Japanese glossary

Arigato watashi no dorei Thank you my slave