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A/N: Satan Barbie: I Just wanted to say that all your reviews are hilarious and not just the one for this story! Please review all my chapters a lot because I laugh out loud every time I read them :D

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Chapter Five

I woke up groggily God only knows how much later. Ginny and Harry came excitedly into the room asking to see the baby. Madame Pomfrey told them that they couldn't see it yet, but they could see me.

"Am I not good enough?" I joked.

Ginny spotted me and rushed over. "Hi Hermione! How are you? Have you seen the baby?".

"I'm fine and yes, I've seen her," I told them.

"So it's a girl?" Ginny asked.

I nodded.

"Oh! Congratulations!" Ginny squealed, giving me a hug. "Have you thought of a name yet?".

I shook my head.

"Are you going to let the scumbag Malfoy help you with that?" Harry wondered aloud.

"I guess," I replied.

"Sorry, no offense... I just don't like him very much," Harry said.

"I know," I replied, smiling. "Where's Ron?".

"Right here," someone said from the doorway. It was Ron.

"Potions homework!" Ginny said suddenly, jumping up, grabbing Harry's arm, and dragging him past Ron and out of the room.

"So, how is... it...?" Ron asked, slowly walking to my bed.

"Good," I answered, slightly nervously. "It's a she.".

"How are you going to go about naming it?".

I shrugged. "I don't even know who should have say in what its name is. I mean, I want you to, even though you probably don't want to, and I guess Draco should, also. And I want to ask Ginny for help, but then it gets so complicated.".

"You should name it," said Ron, sitting down on the bed next to mine.

"It's not just mine though," I said.

"It's not mine. So you and Draco should name it.".

"No, I- I don't know," I looked at my hands. "This is too difficult.".

"Well, I... have to go." Ron got up. "Just let Malfoy name the thing. Bye.".

"Bye.".

A few minutes later, Draco popped his head through the door.

"Thought I should drop by," he said quietly, walking slowly toward my bed.

"Nice of you to think that," I replied.

"Where's the... er... thing?" Draco asked me uncomfortably.

"I don't know," I said. "Pomfrey stole it.".

"Really?" Draco raised an eyebrow. "Have you seen it yet?".

"Yeah. It's a girl. Want to help me with the name?".

"Er... Not really," Draco told me.

"That's nice," I said. "Don't even want to think of a name for your own daughter. You're going to be a bad father, did you know that?".

Draco shrugged. "I'm bad with names. And can you not tell that this whole thing has just weirded the crap out of me? I mean, I'm becoming a father. My own father- who is soon going to be a grandfather- doesn't even know what's going on! And I don't plan on telling him...".

"How are you just not going to tell your father?" I asked.

"I'll just- Look, I don't even want to be..." Draco stammered. "I don't want to see my father for... for a long time, okay? I just, I don't want to see him. And it doesn't really matter whether he knows or not, okay?".

I nodded slowly, confused.

"Look, I have to go," Draco started to walk toward the door.

"Wait!" I said. He stopped.

"What?".

"Can we just please name the baby first?".

He sat back down again.

"Ginevra," I said, the name coming to me as I thought of Ginny. "How about Ginevra?".

"You want me to name my kid after a Weasley? I hope that's a joke...".

"Well, what would you rather name it? Pansy?".

Draco laughed. "Fine, we'll name it Ginevra. But it has to have a good middle name.".

"How about... Hermione!" I suggested, half joking.

"Ginevra Hermione Malfoy," Draco said. "Quite the oxymoron, eh?".

"Yeah," I agreed, laughing. "How about Narcissa? After your mom.".

Draco shook his head quickly. "Definitely not.".

"Why not?" I asked.

"Just... Because.".

"Okay..." I said, still curious. But I knew when to stop prying for answers.

"So, what, then?" I asked, racking my brain for names. Then one came to my mind: Ronald. I knew it was a boys' name, and that would be two Weasley names, but I felt so bad for Ron, it seemed nice to name my kid after him. "Ronald." I said quietly, knowing what Draco's response would be.

"What?" Draco asked.

"Ronald...?" I said, slightly louder.

Draco laughed loudly. "I hope you're kidding, Hermione, because I'm not giving my child two Weasley names.".

"Fine, you think of a better one! Just pick any old name that you like!".

"Whatever, lets just go with the other one, Ginevra Hermione Malfoy.".

"Fine," I said, folding my arms.

"Okay, well, glad that's settled. I can go now, right?" Draco asked.

I nodded, smiling slightly. He briskly walked off without another word.

A/N: Ginevra Hermione Malfoy. Egad... do you like that? Not sure if I do.

I decided to rewrite the chapter to try and take out a bit of humor. Please R&R!