Lizzie POV
Legolas held onto me during the whole thing. I felt like punching her again but was a little embarrassed that Legolas had seen me like that. Galadriel almost blew her top at the defiant elf.
"Lindelea, you are in my land and I said take it back. You did not. Now you will suffer the consequences!" And she-
She what? J
Heather POV...
The world almost stopped and turn slowly as all of us remained frozen (see the Matrix trilogy...I'm in a Keanu mood). "...suffer the consequences!" Galadriel's voice echoed off of this weird stand still. And then all of the sudden, things returned to normal. Galadriel grabbed this vile creature by her ugly hair and pulled her close. However, Lindelea thought it would be smart to keep on talking.
"You can't do this to me!" she shouted, "I will have you all severely punished for this! Especially you!" she said pointing at me.
I rolled my eyes, "Yeah, ok whatever." I muttered under my breath.
Galadriel pulled on Lindy's hair even tighter, "Keep your mouth shut, and maybe I won't send you to Mordor to bind yourself to the Witch King himself!"
I had to bite the insides of my cheeks to keep from exploding with laughter.
"You wouldn't!" she challenged, breathless.
I think by then Galadriel had had enough of this little tart's bitching. What happened next, I can only relate to the movie of the first installment of the Lord of the Rings where Frodo offers the one ring to Galadriel. Yeah, she blew up huge and turned all sorts of greens and blues and grays. She cast an Elvish spell on Lindelea, and what happened next was purely poetic justice. Lindelea became really fat and even uglier than before...I think Orcs are prettier than what Galadriel did to her. Yeah, where was I? Yeah so she got really really fat, her precious blond hair darkened to a really ugly green color (think 70s era kitchen appliances), her pretty twinkling blue eyes were clouded over (kinda like what glaucoma does to you), and her annoying singsong voice whittled down into a raspy cackle. Oh God, I almost died laughing.
Celeborn meanwhile was preening himself into his little hand mirror, and after the spell was complete, Galadriel snatched it from him. "Hey!" he cried in protest, but upon laying eyes upon the new Lindy, he recoiled and shuddered, "Ew."
Galadriel thrust the mirror into Lindy's face, "Will you look into the mirror?" she asked tonelessly.
Lindy, hands shaking, took a look and shrieked bloody murder, "What have you done to me?"
Galadriel did not answer her stupid question, "And finally, you shall remain the eternal servant of all the inhabitants of Lothlorien, until you die."
With that they left the ugly ugly tart by herself in the middle of the group that had assembled. The other Elves started to disperse and I was hoping Haldir would come and talk to me, but of course, being a man, he didn't. As he started to walk away, 'Jerk,' I thought.
But apparently Galadriel's rage was not all spent, "YOU!" she said in an ominous tone, pointing to Haldir, who was trying to escape. He jerked up and looked at her.
"Yes milady?" he replied timidly.
"You...here...now!" she said, so angry she couldn't speak in straight intelligent English.
Meekly, he came over to her, and everyone else was long gone, save Lizzie, me and Legolas.
She cut her stormy blue eyes towards me, "I believe Haldir has something to tell you."
I looked at him expectantly, with a little bit of Ms. Thang attitude. What could he possibly want to tell me?
Author: You like? If you don't, then I will go with the becoming their slaves one. (I kind of liked that one better.)