Me: WOOT, I've decided to do a convo in the beginning again. That means I get to kidnap little Saiyan Children MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Trunks: *rolls eyes* you didn't kidnap us, we came on our own free will.

Goten: Darn, I wanted to see how quick the Amber Alert would find us.

Trunks: It wouldn't be the Amber Alert; it would be your mom

Me: I shudder to think *shudders at thought*. Anyhoo, I got a question about the crow in Lynx's dream last chappy. It represents a message from her unconscious though she might not know it yet, she will. The wolf is a loner by choice 'cause u see, until she met Bra, she was a loner. I know, it's a bit weird to have dreams in a fiction and later translate them but I wanted to be different. ON WITH THE FANFICTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Training With Bad Cooking, Well, almost

Dawn came abruptly with the tremendous crash of Vegeta falling down some stairs! This was soon followed by a yell/order "EVERY BRAT WITH A TAIL GET DOWN HERE NOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Oh shut up," Bulma yawned as she walked past the fuming prince "I mean, its five A.M. and you have five months."

            Vegeta bowed with sarcasm dripping off his comment, "sooooo sorry for disturbing your precious not so beauty sleep."

            "Now now children, no need to get fussy." Raven's head rested on the back of the couch as she looked at the pair of adults.

            Before the prince of Saiyans could reply, two small voices said in union, "morning!"

            Bulma yawned again as she waked off, "morning Bra, morning Lynx."

            Vegeta jerked his head towards his wife, "where are you off to woman?"

            "I'm going to try my hand at pancakes," the blue haired genius with everything but cooking said.

            Everyone within earshot who also knew Bulma paled. Trunks interrupted any further conversation as he hopped down the stairs; tail flailing to keep him from falling over. In his rush he had put his pants on backwards so as he tried to pull them up and put his tail through the hole that he though was in the back. "Dang tail, won't go through," he growled then also tripped down the stairs.

            Raven coughed "half-breed," which was greeted by a few smirks as he blushed and poked his tail through the hole in his spandex once they were strait.

            Vegeta waited until the assortment of Saiyans had gathered.  Since Goten had finally gone home, there was Trunks, Bra, Lynx, Jace and Raven. "O, today we're going to start training."

            Raven snorted under her breathe, "Oh, I thought we got up at five in the morning for something else."

            A popping vein stood out on Vegeta's forehead at this comment, "GR on 500 times earth gravity today."

            Trunks shook his head, Jace didn't know what a GR was, Raven just shrugged, wasn't much to her. Vegeta continued, "Bra and Lynx, today you go with Bardock (I'm finally spellin' it right, sorry, for some reason I thought it was Boardock, sorry Bardock, don't kill me for spelling your name wrong) and he'll be teaching you today."

            "Vegeta, you make it sound like school, the way you said teaching, what will they learn today?" Raven leaned leisurely on the wall as she had been doing. "They're strong, don't start them with baby stuff."

            "Well I have to, for Lynx at least, she must learn how to control energy, fly and…"

            "The elements," lynx looked up at Vegeta, "I was eavesdropping, you and Bardock a while ago."

            Almost toxic smells came from the kitchen now. (ewwwww not those kind, the cooking of food, or at least I think food.) Trunks shook his head again, and faced his dad, "can I just go out for breakfast, I don't think poison has ever been good for training."

            Vegeta just grinned and agreed, "I think we all should, I need the best performance from all of you and I won't get that will deadly food."

            "PIZZA!!" Raven shouted as a suggestion!

            Jace shuffled his feet, "pizza? What's that, is it edible?!"

            Trunks groaned and just smacked his head. Raven patted the clueless Saiyan's shoulder sympathetically, "its ok, you shall soon find out because I think the princely one is called about 400 pizza's at the moment."

            Thanks to Vegeta's threatening of the pizza guy, they got there really fast, much to the delight of hungry Saiyans, except Jace, he still was confused about pizza. Vegeta paid the guy before Bulma could notice and had them delivered to the gravity room. Vegeta grinned as he shut the door, "all clear! Woman can't kill us for what she doesn't know!"

            It was mayhem: pizza sauce everywhere, boxes torn apart. Raven growled as sauce splattered onto her face, the guys were the one making a mess. It only took six Saiyans ten minutes to destroy all the pizza.

            "That was actually good," Jace leaned back, satisfied, "not like the crap we get fed in the army."

            Bulma banged on the door, "breakfast is ready!"

            "Uh oh," Trunks said, "the pizza sauce, she'll know and make sure to keep us from getting pizza ever again!"

            Raven looked around for a solution, looking up, a smile spread across her face, "the sprinklers."

            Trunks hit the pile of boxes with a ki blast, making them go up in flames. With a soft "hiss" of falling water, the sprinkler system turned on and all the evidence of their sneaky breakfast was washed off.

            Bulma tapped her foot in an annoyed way as the GR door opened, she eyes the wet Saiyans warily, "well well, what took you all so long?"

            Raven, since she was related to Goku, did the Son, trademark scratch and grin, "we wanted to get in a good five minutes of training on about 800g, worked ourselves into a pretty good sweat."

            Bulma got a whiff of the still smoldering pizza boxes, she shook her finger, "that means you must be so hungry after that training, foods on the table."

            Jace's super sensitive Saiyan nose could catch the scent of burning and said dumbly, "but you burnt the toast stuff, I just had pizza so I think I'll pass." 

            An evil smile crept slowly across Bulma's face, "pizza aye, well that solves this mystery…" Almost as if she was pulling a sword out of her pocket, she whipped out her SPATULA!!!!!!!!!!! "I CAN'T BELIEVE (whack) THAT YOU INSULT ME (BAMMMMMM) BY ORDERING PIZZA WHEN I WAS (CRACK, BANG, AGONY) COOKING MY HEART OUT FOR YOU (WHAM) GOOD(BAM) FOR NOTHING (SLAP) SAAAAAAAIYYYYYANNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (further beatings)

            Bulma had of course spared the little innocent Saiyans. Vegeta on the other hand, his eye was twitching in the pent up anger. But a warning glare from his wife kept him from exploding (not literally, but almost)

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            Bardock knocked on the door side door of CC. There was no answer. He eased it open and walked the hallways looking for his charges until a disgusting smell hit his nose. It smelled like a combination of burnt stuff, rotten eggs, too much salt, and……….old gym socks?! Gasping for air, he covered his nose and proceeded with caution only to discover the source of the smells, and horrifying it was. Burnt round flattish things he could only guess were pancakes, gray stuff in a pot that was boiling over as it bubbled sluggishly he thought was oatmeal. There were blackened eggs that held the distinct odor of many days over expiration date. Other various things in the kitchen just wanted to make the Saiyan gag, but he held back the urge and quickly made his way to the sliding back door, where he didn't see Bulma.

 Taking a huge deep breath of air, he saw Raven looking worried. He was going to say hi when she jerked her head the opposite way, sign language to get away.

"Now Raven, what could be worse than the cooking job inside that would make me want to get away?" He asked loudly, she paled and gave him a looked not to go on, but he did, "one of the robots must be broken in there…" He didn't get another word out, for Bulma started attacking him with the spatula.

"GONNA CRAM IT DOWN YOUR MEASLY THROATSSSS…(insert further words here)…"

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Unfortunately, Bulma kept up with most of her threats and all but Lynx and Bra were forced to consume the pitiful food. Bardock groaned and pulled out a laptop, new technology he's actually learned how to use, and pulled up worldwide weather map. He zoomed in on certain areas and looked them over before shutting the top. "Bra, Lynx, get any gear you need, armor, fighting uniforms, we're gonna go train. I want you ready in five minutes or else."

"Ok Bardocky," Bra chirped and she and Lynx were off. Four minutes later, Bra had on armor and spandex identical to her dad's (the usual blue spandex with white and browns armor). Lynx had on a green gi that had a black belt to tie it off.

Bardock nodded and lifted Lynx by her belt onto his shoulder, and with this, they were off.

Raven, Jace, and Trunks flinched as Vegeta yelled, "brats! Into the GR NOOOOOOW!"

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Bra shuddered at the looming thunderhead. Bardock had made them stop there, he started to explain, "on the way here since Lynx now can fly, she has to be trained with elements. Bra, you'll be trained in energy or refreshed soon. But lightning is an excellent thing to start with."

Lynx nodded, and waited, they other two were silent until the wind, rain, and lightning was among them! Trees and grass whipped back and forth in the gusts! Lightning rained down upon the land like bright columns!

"NOW," Bardock yelled to keep his voice above the storm, "DO YOU FEEL THE LIGHTNING, THE POWER AROUND YOU?!"

Lynx nodded again, almost instinctively, she raised her hands above her head. A small twig of lightning broke of a huge, nearby bolt. It coiled slowly around her hands, almost in half the speed it normally would. She giggled as it tickled her and came to rest in her palm, flickering and small sparks shooting away from it.

"GOOD, NOW TRY THE REAL THING!" Bardock wheeled around to the place lightning was about to hit, "CAPTURE A REAL BOLT, NOT JUST SPARKS!"

Lynx lifted somewhat wobbly off the ground, she raised her hands above her head and in her mind called the lightning. It came, huge and not wanting to be taken. CRACK! For a split second, the world was a brilliant blue; everything seemed to work in slow motion! She reached towards the eerie light and grabbed it with a fist! The lightning fought, it wanted to go into the ground, to become part of the earth once again.

Lynx concentrated too much of her energy into the bolt, and she screamed as it burst apart, sparks of lightning raining down to earth like shards of glass.

Bardock's voice was barely audible over the rushing wind, "I think we should quit for today." He winced as he looked back and saw Bra clinging to his tail for dear life.

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Back at CC, the door slammed open, turning some heads. Bardock walked in, sopping wet with the two wet girls behind him.

So, Raven snickered, from the couch once again, "how was training?"

Trunks and Jace groaned at the same time also on the couch, the latter of the two whined, "Don't talk about training, even my tail is aching."

Trunks snorted, "You didn't even train as hard as the rest of us lazy ass."

"Now now children," they head Vegeta say from the kitchen, "no whining, this is what we're gonna be doing for five more months."

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I hope that didn't suck, I have some writers block right now for this story so I apologize if it did. But I just had to get another chapter up so YEA I won partially ova the writer's block.

Also, if you like HP/DBZ crossovers, check out my new fiction, DBZ Chibi's in an HP World.