Heeheehee. People reviewed my story, I feel loved to the point of possibly hugging someone, but I won't I'd like to take this time to thank Magus Black and Queenstheif Draconess herselve. I would also like to take this time to get on my knees and beg Falcon Strife to update Living in Deaths Shadow. For the love of God! Update it or I'll go insane!!

On a lighter note () I hope you enjoy this chapter and make your therapist hate me because I am aiding to strengthen your Faust obsession. Enjoy, and make sure you share the story with the corpse in your coat.

The Clinic Principle

"The longer you spend in the waiting room, the greater the likelihood that you will be sent to another room to begin waiting again."

"Yoh, you better hurry up and be back here at 5:00." Anna threatened.

"Yes Anna." Yoh smiled, "bye." Yoh then headed down to the clinic for his weekly check-up.

"Hey Yoh, where are you going?" Manta asked as he joined Yoh.

"Clinic! I'm getting my check-up." Yoh smiled.

"Didn't you go in last week?" Manta asked curiously.

"Yeah, well, Faust said I should go in more often since I have to go through Anna's training." Yoh shrugged.

"Oh......... Yeah......" Manta shivered, "Wait. Faust is your doctor?"

"yeah! He offered to be my doctor for free after he lost your liver. He called last night and reminded me to come in, he also mumbled something about tape, fire, and hair." Yoh said in a musing voice, "I wonder what he could have meant by that..."

"Who knows. This is Faust after all." Manta offered.

"Hmmm." Yoh shrugged.

"Well, see ya Yoh. I 've gotta go pick something up for my dad." Manta waved as he ran off.

"Yeah, see ya." Yoh then walked in silence till he got to the clinic.

"Hello, I've got an appointment. My name is Yoh Asakura." Yoh said.

"Ah! Yes, have a seat and the doctor will be right with you." The lady behind the desk instructed. Yoh sat down and waited. And waited. And waited. And waited. And waited. And waited. And waited. And waited. And waited. And waited. And guess what, he waited some more!

"Yoh Asakura! The doctor will see you now!" A nurse called out to a very bored Yoh.

"Huh? Oh, right." Yoh got up and followed the nurse.

"Wait in here and the doctor will be with you in a few minutes." The nurse then left Yoh in a room.

"Okay....." Yoh then sat in a room and waited. And waited. And waited. And waited. And waited. And waited. And waited. And waited. And waited. And waited. And waited. And waited. And waited. And waited. And waited. And waited. And waited. And waited. And waited. And waited. And waited. And waited. And waited. And waited And waited.. And waited. And waited.

"Hi Yoh!" Faust's cheery voice boomed.

"AUHHH!!! I'M SORRY ANNA!!! I DIDN'T MEAN TO SLEEP IN!!!!! I SWEAR!!!!" Yoh yelled as he sprung awake.

"Hmm...?" Faust hen chuckled, "Kawaii."

"Wha? Hu? Oh, hey Faust. Did you have a lot of patients?" Yoh asked in a tiered voice.

"Patients? No." Faust answered.

"You didn't have any patients?" Yoh asked.

"No."

"Then what took you so long?"

"Well, you see. Eliza and I were having a duck race. But the ducks didn't want to swim, so they started tearing things up like medical charts, books, Frankie, and other things. After that they were really tired so they went to sleep, so Eliza and I decided to play poker. And we were playing poker for a ling time and Eliza got rich and I, well, I've been reduced to five pennies. But anyway, our ducks woke up after we finished our poker game so we put them in the tub, but they still didn't wanna swim. Eliza bribed her's with money, I didn't have any money left so I blackmailed mine. So out ducks finally started to swim and BOOM! Horokeu's duck won." Faust used large gestures to get the point across.

"Wait, Horo horo was there?" Yoh asked, confused.

"Oh yeah, Horokeu's our janitor and we called him to clean up the mess that the ducks made, and he had his duck with him so we put it in the tub. And I'm not positive, but I think Horokeu's duck was drunk." Faust said this matter of factly.

"So. Let me get this strait. You and Eliza had a duck race, and Horo horo showed up and his duck beat your ducks." Yoh asked.

"Yeah." Faust answered.

"Okay, as long as I'm not late getting home." Yoh said, By the way, what time is it?"

"9:55." Faust answered, Yoh went pale.

"Wha-waht? How long did your duck race take?" Yoh asked in a quiet, fearful voice.

"Oh, we were done at 4:30 but you looked so kawaii sleeping there that I couldn't bear to wake you. So Eliza just sat here and stared at you wishing we could have children. I'm sorry, I wouldn't have woken you, but the clinic is closing."

"............................ I'm gonna die..........................." Yoh whispered, Faust didn't hear him though.

"You better get home, Anna called for you earlier." Faust said. Yoh nodded his head mutely and trudged his way home, terror evident in his eyes.

"A-Anna...?" Yoh whispered fearfully as he entered their dark home. The door closed behind him and the out line of Anna could be seen.

"Oh Yoh, I thought I said be home at 5:00." Anna's voice whispered sadistically.

"A-Anna..... I can explain...." Yoh tried.

"I have a torch, katana, and bat in my hand. I would run if I were you Yoh." Anna's voice whispered threateningly. Yoh gulped.

OSWAR

Japanese glossary

Kawaii cute