Raven- -dodges rotten veggies- I know! I know I haven't updated in a while!

Bardock- I'll say -points to last update date, long time ago-

Raven- That is why I present to you! Bloopers!

Lynx- and there was much rejoicing!

Bardock-why the strange title? Naked Pickle Race?

Raven- In grace to Okane, creator of Random Bandom (a very funny fanfiction) and who has been sometimes reminding me to update, I create this in her honor! And many other people's honor, I just stole her title. IN THE WORD OF THE LORD AND MASTER FOAMY, "today is a day for anime!"

Bunk Beds:

"Dear, I know you're sad, you'll get loving parents some day." The woman Zen walked over and stood on a chair, to get a better look at the girl laying in the bunk bed. She reached out a hand to stroke the girl's wild black hair. The girl reacted swiftly by recoiling from the hand and jumping catlike into the rafters above.

"Ak!" Lynx missed and hit her head on plank of wood instead, raising a interestingly shaped anime bump on her forehead.

Lynx-Alright! That was not supposed to happen! Stop laughing Raven! Grr!

Raven- -yelps- Run, its got teeth!

Bardock- -sniggers-

Ohhh…..Shiny!

Vegeta was just standing around until a dragonball fell from the rafters. He picked it up and saw a quick scurry of movement above. He scooped up the orb, orange light reflecting his face in a slightly distorted way. It soo pretty, and the way the stars sparkled if he moved the globe around! Should he give it back to the girl? No, it was far too shiny to be given back. She might loose it, or worse, accidently misplace it and have it end up in castle Aaaaaaaug and then French throw chickens at him!

Lynx- Umm, Vegeta, are you okay?

Vegeta-………NO IT'S MINE!! YOU CAN'T HAVE IT -runs out the door screaming-

Bulma, Lynx, Mrs Zen-………………

Rainbow Saiyan

Bardock opened the fridge slowly, looking for the meat. He failed to notice his opening the door tightened a string above him, which tilted a bucket above him. He yelled, "ah hah," as he saw what looked like a skinned deer carcass and threw the door open wide.

-SPLOOSH!!!!!-

"AHHH! That was NOT supposed to happen!" Raven screamed, dripping from head to toe in multi-colored goo. She glared at the Saiyan, who was in stitches. "

Raven- Oh no your don't -scoops handful of paint from hair-

Bardock-no! -splat!-

Chichi-WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY KITCHEN!!

Bardock/Raven- -looks at each other- -flees-

Dirt-Bikes, AKA Weapons of Mass Destruction

A very pissed off Boardock landed so abruptly infront of Raven, that when she braked to avoid hitting him and damaging her bike, she went sailing over the handlebars. She hit the ground and rolled a few times before hitting the tabletop upside down. She grinned lopsided as her tail fell over her face.

"Grr I'll get you!" Bardock snarled at the grinning Saiyan girl.

"Wee!" Came an excited squeal as Bra came soaring over the jump. "Eep!" She jumped off her bike as it went crashing into Bardock. She floated with a smile, "oops."

Bardock- -sprawled on ground with birdies around his head- Ouch….

Raven- -high fives Bra- nice aim.

Little Lightning

She leaped out of the group and landed on all fours, tail lashing. She got onto her feet and placed her ands together. A flash of light indicated she was about to move her father's prize move, and also Vegeta's.

"FINAL FLASH!"

-zap!- -sizzle-

Bardock- Er, you alright Raven?

Raven- -lightly charred- No, mommy I don't wanna go to school, I wanna stay home and bake cookie-keels over

Lynx- -holding palmlful of lightning- Oops….

Tail Woes

The king was getting impatient, his tail flicking around as a silent sign, "well, why didn't you complete your mission?" He glared. His tail continued to flick in a wild sort of way.

"Father, I ran into some, er, 'difficulties' along the way." Vegetan exaggerated difficulties.

King Vegeta's tail jumped out and wrapped around his own throat. Vegetan didn't notice his father trashing and choking as he rambled out the details he'd made up. –thud- "Um, Father?"

King Vegeta- -on floor- -twitch twitch-

Vegetan- -edges away with shifty eyes-

Don't Anger Chichi….

In a girly voice Raven said as he detached herself from Jace, "off to grampy's house we go!" As she tossed open the front door of a little cottage, Lynx burst out laughing as a giant frying pan nearly struck Raven in the head.

Raven- Haha, you missed. You must be getting old!

Chichi- -silent, staring at her trusty pan, who was not so trusty anymore-

Bardock- Hoaray! She missed! Now I know there's hope.

Chichi- WHY YOU LITTLE –bang- -bash- -boom- -clang-

Raven--totters away with swirly eyes-

Bardock- Uhh, nevermind…

Tables Don't Like Vegeta

Vegeta slammed his fist down on the table outside, "damn it Boardock, what do we do now, from what that kid said last night, we're probably gonna have an army on our tails soon!"

Table-why must I suffer this abuse…

Ok, lol, that wasn't funny, but, heh, there's a twist, don't kill me Okane!

Table-Hehehe….

Colorado Snow Chickens-KAW!!! Attack!!!

Vegeta- -screams as chickens maul him- Run Bardock! Save yourself.

Raven- -hiding in bushes with Okane- thanks for the snow chickens….-cackles-

I hope you enjoyed this little bit of non-sense. I am having trouble writing this fanfiction, and have been for a while. So some humor might be the thing needed. I have plenty if ideas and events for this fanfiction, I just can't get my hands to write/type them out. –sighs- Oh so I hate writer's block. It must cure!