The game, And a couple of perverted minds!

Kagome walked into her home with an airy feeling like nothing else mattered. 'I...I cant believe it...he asked me out! Well sorta...but still.' she thought with a sigh. She walked up to her room to drop her pack off, and then she immediately ran to her phone and dialed Sango's number.

"Hi Kohaku, is Sango there?" she asked Sango's little brother. "Hi Kagome, yah she's here. Hold on a sec." "Sis! Phone!" she heard in the distance, then the passing of the phone. "Hay Kagome! Can you believe it?!" Sango asked "Oh my god no! Wait a min. earlier today how did you know he was gonna ask me?" Kagome asked quizzically. "Oh that... Inuyasha asked me if I could keep Miroku out of the way for him that way he could ask you to go to the fair with him without having a Hentai breathing down his neck." Sango said all of this in one breath and was panting slightly. "So Kagome what cha gonna wear?" "Oh my god! I didn't think of that!" Kagome said wile quickly running to her closet and tearing it apart searching for something to wear. "Uh...Kagome...Kagome...Kagome!" Sango yelled through the phone getting louder each time.

"Huh? Oh! Sorry." Kagome said painting slightly. "Kagome Chill! Lets go to the mall tomorrow." Sango said simply. "Life savor. You think of everything don't you." "Of course. I don't lose my head like the rest of you do." Sango said with a laugh. "True. Well I guess I'll see you tomorrow. I gotta go beat Souta at Twisted Metal Black." Kagome said with a giggle. "Okay. I'll pick you up around 9:30 tomorrow. Bye!" Sango said "bye!" Kagome said hanging up the phone, while being dragged into the living room by Souta.

"Chill out. What's the deal? Cant wait to be beat or something?" she asked her anxious lil bro with a small chuckle. "No. I think that I devised a strategy to finally beat you." Souta said smiling. "Ha! I'd like to see you try." Kagome said wile picking up the player 1 controller and sitting down Indian style on the couch. She was just getting comfortable when the phone rang.

She sighed and got up to retrieve the phone "Don't you dare start without me." she said warningly to Souta. She picked up the phone, and the first thing she heard was the Hentai. "So...he walked you home." "Shut Up! My god!" she shot back at Miroku. She grabbed the head set for the phone. "Hold up a min." she said wile plugging the head set in. "alright I'm back." she said sitting back down on the couch Indian style once again. "How many times?" she asked Souta. "Seven" he said "huh?" asked Miroku. "No not you." she said to him. "Hum...who should I pick...I think you." she said wile picking Yellow Jacket, Souta picked crazy 8 and they begun. "So Sango's going with you?." she asked or rather stated. "Yah. Boy was she surprised...since I didn't touch her ass." he said with a small laugh. "I I I bet!" she gasped just avoiding a gas can that Souta had thrown at her car. "Yep. She called me a little wile ago and said you totally lost your head trying to find something to wear for Inu-ya-sha." Miroku said in an annoying voice laughing. "Hie Anata! So what if I did? Got a problem with that?!" Kagome said practically yelling. "No. She also said that you two are going to the mall tomorrow." "Yah why? Oh God!" she screeched as her car got hit by a missile and caused her life energy to decrease a great amount. "Must go...faster...almost there...Eak!" she said wile just barely missing another gas can.

On the other end of the line Miroku was staring at the phone in disbelief. "What she bitched you out or something?" asked Inuyasha who was sitting on the couch watching YuYu Hakusho. Miroku shook his head wide eyed. "The why are you staring at the phone like its about to eat you?" Inuyasha asked. Miroku didn't answer he just put the speaker phone on. They heard a loud moan then a 'Oh God!' coming from the other side of the line. "Is that what I think it was?" whispered Inuyasha in horror. "Theirs only one way to find out." whispered Miroku back, obviously coming to a conclusion, another mone was emitted from the speaker phone. "Well I got to go." Miroku said in a not so casual voice.

"Tay. Bye!" she said and hung up. "I can't believe you beat me in the first two rounds! Well its not over yet... I can still wipe the floor with you." said Kagome to a grinning Souta. Mean wile Miroku and Inuyasha were running as fast as they could to Kagome's shrine to find out what was going on. "Damn! Theirs no open blinds or curtains." said Miroku "I guess we'll just have to listen." Inuyasha said, Miroku nodded and they listened through the living room window, which was open a bit but locked so it wouldn't open any more. They heard a loud gasp and a moan followed by a 'oh shit!'. "What the Hell?!" the two boys said in union. Inside Kagome and Souta were on the last round of the game, and this round was a tiebreaker. "Faster...Faster...I said faster!" she shrieked as she just made it to one of her hiding place wile she watched the Farris wheel she blew up roll across where she just was. "That was close...really close." she said wile relaxing a bit, but that didn't last long, as Souta found her she screamed "Holly Shit!" as he fired a ricochet at her, causing her life to go way down. She quickly got out of the hiding place and raced to find the nearest health square, she spotted one and sped towards it. "Yes!...Faster...Faster...Faster!" she was almost there when she noticed Souta was hot on the trail behind her, he fired a homing missile "Holly Shit! Fucking A!!!" she screamed and fell off of the couch. (A/N: I say and do that all the time ) The game ended in a wrath of flames.

You could just imagine what was going on inside Miroku and Inuyasha's heads. Miroku was laughing and Inuyasha was wide eyed. "Damn! That was the
most intense time yet! You have gotten much better, but next time don't toy with me, I will get you back." Kagome said to Souta who had just won for the first time ever against Kagome and he did a little happy dance. "You really think so?" he asked "Yah. But remember I'm still the best!" she said "I know, I learnt everything I know from you." he said smiling at his big sis. At this both Miroku's and Inuyasha's mouth's were on the ground and their eyes were popping out of their heads. "Our lil innocent Kagome isn't as innocent as we thought." Miroku said wide eyed. "No! It cant be. Their has to be some kind of explanation to all of this." Inuyasha said not wanting to believe what he heard was what he thought he heard. "Wanna do it again?" Kagome asked Souta from inside. At this Inuyasha's eyes rolled and he fainted hitting the ground with a light thump. Miroku turned at the sound of the thump, and laughed. "too much for you huh? Well you just stay here and sleep off all your worries, and I'll go search her room for evidence... like a diary." Miroku said cheerfully wile getting on his feet. Inuyasha came around at the sound of Miroku shifting his weight to his feet and heard every word he had said without him knowing. Inuyasha growled and swung his leg around tripping Miroku as he walked past causing him to yelp in pain as he hit the ground. Miroku spat out the dirt that was in his mouth and said a little disappointedly "oh your awake." "Don't you dare." "of course I dare! wanna come with me?" Miroku asked hopefully. "Don't you go trying to make a perv out of me! I respect her and her space." Inuyasha said cracking his knuckles. "Fine stay here. If you want to come...and I know you do... theirs a tree that you can climb up to get to her bedroom window... It's open." Miroku said walking off around the corner of the house to the tree. Inuyasha sat there glaring at nothing in particular for several minuets when he heard a 'yes' coming from inside. "Hell yah! Told you I was the best! I'm going upstairs now, got to go watch YuYu-..." she looked down at her watch. "shit...I missed it!" she said her foot steps dieing away as she walked up the stairs to her room. 'Holly hell! Miroku's going to get caught!' Inuyasha thought wile breaking into a run to warn Miroku. "Miroku! Get the hell out of their, she's coming!" he yelled in a whisper. "Hay Inuyasha you better check this out." Miroku said seriously from inside. Inuyasha sighed and quickly climbed the tree and into the room. "what? what should I see?" he asked rush idly, Miroku didn't answer he just pointed to the wall. Inuyasha's gaze followed Miroku's hand to where he was pointing and saw the wall mural of the silver haired, dog eared teenager sitting in the tree facing a sunset. "Did you tell her?" Miroku asked "no. I didn't" Inuyasha said his heart beating rapidly in his chest. "How did she find out?" Miroku asked quietly. "I don't know." Inuyasha answered truthfully. "lets ask Sango. Maybe she would know." Miroku suggested. "yah. good idea." Inuyasha said in agreement. "was their some reason you're here to begin with?" Miroku asked with a grin. "What? Oh shit that's right Kagome's coming!" said Inuyasha starting to panic. Miroku was already climbing out of the window, Inuyasha followed seeing Miroku was already at the tree. Inuyasha reached the tree soon after Miroku did, and was out of sight in the branches when the doorknob turned. In walked Kagome, she was sweating slightly, or as Sango would say girls don't sweat they glisten. They froze not moving an inch, not even daring to breath afraid that they would be heard if they do. "hum...I need a bath." she said wile removing her tee shirt and pants. Inuyasha's eyes were fixed on what was before him. Her beautiful peachy skin and rosy cheeks, the gentle curves of her hips and he saw for the first time a small tattoo of a black star surrounded by a circle just peaking out from her panty line.

She turned around to face the closed door and removed her black bra, and reached for her silk robe that was hanging on it. She placed the robe on before letting her black panties hit the floor. She was just tying her robe when she heard a noise coming from outside. Holding her robe closed she turned to investigate the sound when a voice came from downstairs. "Kagome the pizza's here." came the call from her brother Souta. "Coming!" she called back. She finished tying her robe grabbed her wallet and walked down stairs. "That was too close!" said Inuyasha said with a sigh of relief, he then removed his hand from Miroku's mouth. "You're telling me! She would have been in all of her glory if it wasn't for that god forsaken robe of hers!" Miroku said disappointedly. Inuyasha having enough of Miroku and his smart remarks punched him in the nose causing Miroku to fall out of the tree. He hit the ground and Inuyasha jumped down and helped up a bleeding Miroku. "What was that for?" Miroku asked wiping his nose of blood. "For being you!" answered Inuyasha who was starting to walk away. They didn't even realize the racket they where making until "Inuyasha!" Shrieked Kagome. Inuyasha looked up into the eyes of a distrot Kagome, who was still in her silk robe, and had her hands on her hips. "Oh. Hi Kagome." said Inuyasha. "What are you doing out here in a bathrobe?" he asked pretending to be clueless. "I was just about to ask the same thing!" she said. Inuyasha raised his eyebrows in a questioning way. "Wait that came out wrong, I meant to say what are you doing out here when you are suppose to be over at Miroku's!" she said correcting herself. "Hi Kagome!" said Miroku cheerfully. "Not now Miroku...Wait...What?! why are you here? what is this? why are you bleeding and covered in dirt? And why the Hell are you grinning?!" she asked Miroku accusingly. "wow. that was a mouthful." commented Miroku. Kagome glared at him and started to tap her foot impatiently. Inuyasha who didn't want a repeat of Christmas and Koga gave in. He sighed and begun "well the truth is that me and..." "Inuyasha don't go off telling lies." Miroku broke in. "I was sitting under the living room window tying to figure out what all the moaning and gasping was about, when Inuyasha here walked by and saw me. He asked why I was here, when I told him he gave me a really scary look and said 'I give you to the count of san to get out of my sight. Ichi...ni...san, I was already around the house and climbed the first thing that I saw which was the tree. He chased after me and started to climb up the tree, he was almost to me when we heard the doorknob turn. You walked in and said that you needed a bath...and um yah. Inuyasha here the good fellow he is looked away and started to examine a birds nest right behind him. someone called to you from down stairs and you left. I commented on how beautiful and sexy you looked and how lucky Inuyasha here was to have you as his gal and Inuyasha turned and punched me in the nose, I fell out of the tree, got covered in dirt and blood and that's where we are now." Miroku concluded taking a few steps back. Kagome looked like she was gonna explode from anger, she turned to Inuyasha "Is what he says true?" she asked red faced or maybe she was blushing. Inuyasha took a step back and nodded. "fine. I'll buy your little story, at least you didn't say something like a UFO touched down and a bunch of little green men were running around in chaos! I was gonna punch you myself but it looks like Inuyasha did a pretty good job of that already, besides my ham, pineapple and mushroom pizza is getting cold." she turned around and started to walk back to the house, you could hear her mumbling loudly to her self. "I do Not moan and gasp when I play video games!...do I?" she shrugged and walked back into the house slamming the door as she went. The boys looked at each other in shock at their luck of not being pulverized to a pulp.

"what just happened?" Inuyasha asked. "I didn't die!" said Miroku doing a little happy dance, then he stopped. "video game?" he asked "seems so ." Inuyasha said wile thinking back to Christmas eve and giving a little laugh. "what?" Miroku asked. "just remembered Kagome on Christmas eve, she was doing the same thing when we were playing Sango's PS2." he said walking away.

"okay let me get this straight. we heard gasping and moaning, we practically saw her naked, I got punched out of a tree, we told a scary Kagome the basic truth, the most she did to us was glair and yell. We went through all of that just to find out it was a freaking game that caused her so called orgasms!" Miroku said out of breath. "guess so." Inuyasha said shrugging. "huh...not a bad days work if you ask me." Miroku said practically skipping in joy, before being hit to the ground by Inuyasha.

"That's three times I've tasted dirt in the past 10 minuets!" mumbled Miroku from the ground. "New record. huh...wonder if I could break it." Inuyasha said with a evil glint in his eyes. "what? oh no! shit!" screamed Miroku who ran away as fast as he could, Inuyasha laughed then went home.

"Get over here and lets play 7 more rounds of TMB!" Kagome said angrily as she walked in from outside. She and Souta picked up the controllers and begun. The game was over in less than 2 minuets. "Thanks I needed to pulverize something." She said to a shocked Souta who had suffered his worst defeat yet. Kagome had set his car a flame in each round, in less than 30 seconds into each of the 7 rounds, when she did she said 'Die Miroku you fucking pepping bastard!'. She then smiled and went back to the bathroom.

She filled the bath with slightly steaming water, and added mineral salts and some strawberry bubble bath. She took off her robe and hung it neatly on the door, pinned up her hair, and making sure that the necklace Inuyasha had given her was secure around her neck stepped into the nice hot bath. She started to relax some but tensed when she realized she forgot to close the curtains. She quickly got a towel and wrapped herself in it, she then walked to the window and looked out it and made sure no one was outside before closing the curtains and returning to her bath. She sighed. 'What a day. Koga got attacked by squirrels,' she giggled at the thought. 'I got beat at TMB, I was peeped at by a pepping pervert,...and was asked out by Inuyasha. All in all today wasn't half bad, actually It was a good day.' "God how could anyone be chased by a mob of angry squirrels?!" she burst out laughing again at the memory.