Disclaimer: I don't own the play, the show, or the characters. I do, however, own myself.

AN: Naughty naughty Monigue, starting another story!

Well, the idea just came and.

You know those stories that you just have to write? Well, this is one of them.

And, uh, I'm going to have to be creative with names. So excuse me. Hehe.

Also, I'm writing from what I know. So a ton of this is a knock off from my school. So theres gonna be a lot that only Ria and Myrmyr will get.

Romeo and Juliet

Chapter One: Casting Calls

Mr. Malprin raised his head, then released.

It slammed into the desk.

He repeated the process.

Lift, drop, repeat.

This-bang-wasn't-bang-working.

He had known that he had had a problem when he decided that the school play for the fall season was going to be Romeo and Juliet.

He didn't know that it was going to be this BIG of a problem.

Damn.

He was looking for the ruffian type t o cast as the male lead, a bad boy that was a rebel enough to go against his family wishes.

What he got was a bunch of stuck up actor types, none of them even close to what he was looking for.

As he lifted his head again, a miracle happened.

Sanosuke Sagura walked by.

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As Sanosuke watched Mr. Malprin come barreling for him, he was expecting just another teacher outraged at him breaking dress code.

He didn't expect Mr. Malprin to drop to his knees and start kissing his feet.

"YOU HAVE TO PLAY MY LEAD!" Mr. Malprin exclaimed.

"What? Slow down." Sanosuke stated, trying to shake the clinging drama teacher off of his ankles.

"PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE! I'll do anything!"

This got Sanosuke interested.

"Can you get me out of all my detentions?"

"SURE! Just as long as you agree to play my lead?"

"Yeah, I'll do it. Sure."

"Okay. So we'll just have to switch you out of. what do you play?"

"Football. Look, am I going to have to give football up? Cause." Sanosuke thought about it. With all of his detention slips, he hardly got to play at all anyways. Maybe this wasn't that bad of a deal after all.

" Into drama. Okay. Should be easy enough. THANK YOU!"

"What lead would I be playing anyways?" Sanosuke inquired.

"Romeo."

'I know I'm a sexy bastard, but I didn't really expect drama teachers dropping to their knees and begging me to play Romeo.' Sanosuke thought. Something hit him.

"Who's Juliet?"

"I haven't decided yet. But look, just show up for auditions after school. I'll tell you afterwards."

"OH SHIT I'M LATE FOR CLASS!" Sanosuke shouted and dashed off.

Little did he know what he had gotten himself into.

AN: Okay, so my drama teachers not like that. But it should be funny to see somebody we know cast as Juliet. (Cough Megumi Cough.) Oh, sorry, did I give it away?

They're just way to much fun to write.

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