AN: (Rises out of deep hole.)
Monigue: Huh? Where am I?
Booming voice: The authors graveyard.
Monigue: What? Where is that?
B.V. Where the authors that haven't updated for a month or more go.
Monigue: Who are you anyways?
B.V. Uh... god.
Monigue: (Suspicious.) Are you having fun with the intercom again Turnip?
Turnip: Uh... of course not. This is God! Don't you believe me?
Monigue: (To readers.) Sorry, have to beat some sense into the monkey child.
Turnip: Eep! (Runs.)
Horrifying Realizations
Sanosuke and Megumi were the talk of assembly the next day.
"I've caught my name seventeen time's already. You?" Sanosuke whispered over to Megumi. He held her hand hesitantly, walking to their seats (which happened to be two away from each other.)
"Twenty." Megumi said miserably. Sanosuke smirked. He turned his head a little bit to the left.
"Make that eighteen." He added.
The girl that was inbetween Sano and Megumi giggled and moved to Sanosuke's seat. They sat down next to each other.
"Twenty-one." Megumi smiled.
The assembly started.
Joe walked up on stage to make an announcement. (Joe= school pres.)
"Everyone remember that there is a senior dance this Friday! It's semi formal." He looked down at his notes.
"Mr. Malprin?"
Mr. Malprin stood up. "I'd just like to say that as I'm chaperoning the dance this Friday, I'd like to see everyone there." He shot a glance toward Megumi and Sanosuke. "Everyone."
Joe shot him a funny look.
"Um... thanks. I think."
Sanosuke and Megumi just looked at each other in horror.
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The pair walked to lunch together hand in hand.
"Fifty seven." Megumi whispered.
"That's nothing." Sanosuke gloated. "I've got seventy one."
"So what are we going to do about the dance?"
They both fell silent.
"Did you ask anyone?" Megumi asked. Sanosuke shook his head.
"Well no one asked me. So we'll go together."
Sanosuke just stared.
"What?!" He demanded.
"It was pretty obvious what Malprin wanted in assembly. Do YOU want the slide shown in assembly?" Megumi asked.
"Well, no, but..." a slight blush started to make its way across his cheeks.
"We'll just have to deal with it. But boy, will I be glad when this play is over." Megumi sighed.
"Yeah. What kind of sick fiend is he anyways?" Sanosuke demanded.
"The drama teacher variety."
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"YOU'RE GOING WITH WHO!?" Kaoru demanded, a look of shock on her face.
"Sanosuke. Look, it's not big deal."
"You're sworn enemies!"
"Well, yeah, but-"
"I guess opposites do attract!" Kaoru exclaimed. Megumi and Kaoru had this free together, and were lounging in the alcoves. (AN: A hang out place for high schoolers.) "I always thought that there was some chemistry between you two..."
"There's not! Look, out drama teacher is blackmailing us into it. I told you before!" Megumi spat.
"Then why are you blushing?" Kaoru inquired.
"I-well-he-you know-I mean-" Megumi stuttered. She was cut off by Sanosuke running around the corner and grabbing her arm.
"Come on fox. I've got to talk to you for a second." He looked around frantically.
"He even has a pet name for you!" Kaoru squealed.
"It's not a pet name!" They both snapped at her at the same time. Kaoru looked offended.
"Sanosuke!" A high female voice shrieked around the corner.
"Shit." Sanosuke hissed. Sayo rounded the corner, face pink from running.
"Hey silly! What are you doing with her, anyways?" She glared at Megumi. "I wanted my boyfriend to come have lunch with me." She purred, latching onto Sanosuke's arm.
"Look, for the last time, I'm not your boyfriend." He growled, attempting to shake her off his arm and failing.
"Of course I'm your girlfriend! If I'm not, who is?" She demanded.
"Sh-she is." He pointed to Megumi. "Megumi is." He repeated to the shocked Sayo.
"NO!" She shrieked. "It's not true! You're just joking."
"No, I'm not."
"You're so funny, Sanosuke! Always such a joker."
'Damn it.' Sanosuke thought. 'I'm going to have to prove this to her. I didn't want to do this, but...'
He grabbed Megumi by the waist and pulled her into a passionate kiss. He broke the kiss quickly, glancing over at the shocked Sayo.
"No-no-no." Sayo repeated. "It's not real!" She shrieked.
Sanosuke slowly nodded.
Sayo slowely turned to Megumi. "You bitch!" She screamed, diving for Megumi's throat. Sanosuke caught her. She thrashed around in his arms for a few seconds, but in vain. She collapsed on the ground, weeping.
Sanosuke looked around. Megumi had turned scarlet red and looked like she was debating whether to slap him or not. Sayo was curled up into fetal position on the floor. Kaoru had fainted.
"Uh... I'm gonna get the guidance councler." He said, then ran.
AN: So? Not as funny as I'd wanted, but wait. We got a first kiss though! (Streamers and confetti fall from sky.) I'll try to update soon. Review s'il te plait!
Monigue: Huh? Where am I?
Booming voice: The authors graveyard.
Monigue: What? Where is that?
B.V. Where the authors that haven't updated for a month or more go.
Monigue: Who are you anyways?
B.V. Uh... god.
Monigue: (Suspicious.) Are you having fun with the intercom again Turnip?
Turnip: Uh... of course not. This is God! Don't you believe me?
Monigue: (To readers.) Sorry, have to beat some sense into the monkey child.
Turnip: Eep! (Runs.)
Horrifying Realizations
Sanosuke and Megumi were the talk of assembly the next day.
"I've caught my name seventeen time's already. You?" Sanosuke whispered over to Megumi. He held her hand hesitantly, walking to their seats (which happened to be two away from each other.)
"Twenty." Megumi said miserably. Sanosuke smirked. He turned his head a little bit to the left.
"Make that eighteen." He added.
The girl that was inbetween Sano and Megumi giggled and moved to Sanosuke's seat. They sat down next to each other.
"Twenty-one." Megumi smiled.
The assembly started.
Joe walked up on stage to make an announcement. (Joe= school pres.)
"Everyone remember that there is a senior dance this Friday! It's semi formal." He looked down at his notes.
"Mr. Malprin?"
Mr. Malprin stood up. "I'd just like to say that as I'm chaperoning the dance this Friday, I'd like to see everyone there." He shot a glance toward Megumi and Sanosuke. "Everyone."
Joe shot him a funny look.
"Um... thanks. I think."
Sanosuke and Megumi just looked at each other in horror.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
The pair walked to lunch together hand in hand.
"Fifty seven." Megumi whispered.
"That's nothing." Sanosuke gloated. "I've got seventy one."
"So what are we going to do about the dance?"
They both fell silent.
"Did you ask anyone?" Megumi asked. Sanosuke shook his head.
"Well no one asked me. So we'll go together."
Sanosuke just stared.
"What?!" He demanded.
"It was pretty obvious what Malprin wanted in assembly. Do YOU want the slide shown in assembly?" Megumi asked.
"Well, no, but..." a slight blush started to make its way across his cheeks.
"We'll just have to deal with it. But boy, will I be glad when this play is over." Megumi sighed.
"Yeah. What kind of sick fiend is he anyways?" Sanosuke demanded.
"The drama teacher variety."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"YOU'RE GOING WITH WHO!?" Kaoru demanded, a look of shock on her face.
"Sanosuke. Look, it's not big deal."
"You're sworn enemies!"
"Well, yeah, but-"
"I guess opposites do attract!" Kaoru exclaimed. Megumi and Kaoru had this free together, and were lounging in the alcoves. (AN: A hang out place for high schoolers.) "I always thought that there was some chemistry between you two..."
"There's not! Look, out drama teacher is blackmailing us into it. I told you before!" Megumi spat.
"Then why are you blushing?" Kaoru inquired.
"I-well-he-you know-I mean-" Megumi stuttered. She was cut off by Sanosuke running around the corner and grabbing her arm.
"Come on fox. I've got to talk to you for a second." He looked around frantically.
"He even has a pet name for you!" Kaoru squealed.
"It's not a pet name!" They both snapped at her at the same time. Kaoru looked offended.
"Sanosuke!" A high female voice shrieked around the corner.
"Shit." Sanosuke hissed. Sayo rounded the corner, face pink from running.
"Hey silly! What are you doing with her, anyways?" She glared at Megumi. "I wanted my boyfriend to come have lunch with me." She purred, latching onto Sanosuke's arm.
"Look, for the last time, I'm not your boyfriend." He growled, attempting to shake her off his arm and failing.
"Of course I'm your girlfriend! If I'm not, who is?" She demanded.
"Sh-she is." He pointed to Megumi. "Megumi is." He repeated to the shocked Sayo.
"NO!" She shrieked. "It's not true! You're just joking."
"No, I'm not."
"You're so funny, Sanosuke! Always such a joker."
'Damn it.' Sanosuke thought. 'I'm going to have to prove this to her. I didn't want to do this, but...'
He grabbed Megumi by the waist and pulled her into a passionate kiss. He broke the kiss quickly, glancing over at the shocked Sayo.
"No-no-no." Sayo repeated. "It's not real!" She shrieked.
Sanosuke slowly nodded.
Sayo slowely turned to Megumi. "You bitch!" She screamed, diving for Megumi's throat. Sanosuke caught her. She thrashed around in his arms for a few seconds, but in vain. She collapsed on the ground, weeping.
Sanosuke looked around. Megumi had turned scarlet red and looked like she was debating whether to slap him or not. Sayo was curled up into fetal position on the floor. Kaoru had fainted.
"Uh... I'm gonna get the guidance councler." He said, then ran.
AN: So? Not as funny as I'd wanted, but wait. We got a first kiss though! (Streamers and confetti fall from sky.) I'll try to update soon. Review s'il te plait!