The Chamber of Sages was gloomy and empty. Navi curled up closer to her boy to make herself warm. She had only seen one of the visitors, and they had been with Rauru for over a month. Sniffling in the cold, she refused to leave her child's side and pitied him as he shivered in his sleep. Link burst into whimpers like that of a newborn whelp, calling for its mother and the fresh taste of milk.

"Link, it's okay," cooed the fairy, stroking his soft blonde hair. His skin was clammy and paling. Navi caressed his cheek and fluttered her wings to drift in the air and land on his cheek. She ripped a shred of her clothing, no larger than a pea, and wiped the boy's tears. "It's just a dream."

Suddenly the door opened and Rauru appeared, an expression of complete pain across his face. "Navi, will you leave Link for a few moments and keep the guests busy. They're destroying the house and I really have to go lock up all the bars before they clean out the one they're in now and go looking for more," Rauru begged.

"You want be to baby-sit while you lock up all the alcohol?" Navi questioned. The light around her was beginning to turn slightly red, as she was angered. Suddenly, the fairy yelled, "What's wrong with you! Does it look like I want to tend to a bunch of inebriated cretins! Hell no! Give them a job to do! I've got a hero to protect!"

Rauru, the great Sage of Light, cowered before the burning red ball of light before him and the three inch woman inside it. He whimpered when she soared off and landed beside Link, returning to her traditional color. "I was simply requesting........." he stuttered.

Navi sighed and fluttered quickly back towards him. "Fine, I'll do it. But you'd better hurry up because Link needs me!"

~*~*~*~*~*~

After locking up all the wine cellars and extra refrigerators, Rauru returned to the massive room in which he had left the strange men from Earth. As he opened the vast golden doors a shocking scene greeted him. All four of the guests were tied up to separate chairs, gags in their mouth and chains around their limbs. They dared not to struggle against their bondage, for Navi was hovering above them, a crimson color.

"I bet you're sorry for calling me an insect, aren't you, you ignorant humans!" Navi laughed cruelly. Vegeta mumbled something through his gag about not being a human but was silenced by another wave of catcalls from the fairy. "Don't talk back to me, you insignificant 'Saiyan'! I don't care what you are; you're a human to me! A filthy, egomaniac of a human who deserves to be put in his place! You may have been the strongest from your 'Earth', but Hyrule is beyond your imagination. With magic and power beyond your wildest dreams! Mess with me, and I'll release some major ass kicking upon your worthless selves!"

* I no longer deserve the title of a Saiyan,* thought Vegeta. *First Bulma, now the fairy. And Navi doesn't even come up to my shin!*

When Navi heard Rauru enter, she spun around and returned to her blue color. Then she added fiercely, "If you don't listen to the Sage, then I'll be back to watch you all!"

With a new uplifted feeling in his heart, Rauru watched the fairy leave. As he untied the Earthlings he pondered the many ways he could enjoy himself with the new command over them, but was too pure to actually fulfill any of his ideas.

"Who was that?" Krillin asked shakily as he got to his feet.

"That was Navi," Rauru said with a smile. "Fairy to the boy who you are guarding."

"He gets a fairy? I wish I had a fairy. Especially if they're all as angry as Navi is," laughed Gohan.

Vegeta spat the gag out of his mouth and at Rauru's feet. "The next time I see her I'm going to be prepared.........Rauru, is there a store nearby where we can buy some bug repellent?"

Rauru chuckled a single chuckle and frowned sadly. "Ganondorf will soon destroy all of the stores in the marketplace. We cannot do anything against his Gerudos."

"We'll fight them!" cried Goku.

"Don't you understand? They're powerful! Extremely powerful!" Rauru protested.

"Well, then.........we'll train!" Goku exclaimed.

Rauru nodded, thinking it over. Suddenly he said, "I think I know someone who could help you all get stronger. I'll invite her here sometime. For now train against each other while I make out my letter." And with that, the man turned and left for his private chambers to begin a coded letter to a woman who might be able to help them succeed.

"Well, that was nice. What are we supposed to do?" Krillin asked.

"Didn't you hear him, Krillin? We'll train with each other!" Goku chimed.

"I want to fight Kakarott," announced Vegeta.

Gohan laughed and exclaimed, "I want to fight Navi!"