A/N: Volume 2! W00t. Sorry for the delay, computer has been on the fritz. Hope you enjoy the second part of Halloween in August! Poor, poor manipulated sexy anime boys...Again, various challenges put in thanks to my friend Gabby, aka Muse Muffin lol. This contains some bad language and inside jokes. Don't worry, I don't get it either XD
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh!, Kazuki Takahashi does.
Ducking as to not upset the volatile balances of his newfound hairstyle, Kaiba somehow managed to get out of his limousine. Still having time enough to wonder if this was a good idea, he took a breath and entered the school.
He walked down the hall in pointed shoes, hearing the rather noisome puzzle dangling from his poor neck. This thing weighed a fricken' ton! He wouldn't be surprised if Yugi had an eternal hickey because of this. "Stupid Yugi," Kaiba muttered like a five year old, pouting.
The golden puzzle shook as a warning. "Jesus Ca-hrist" Seto said, "No need to get your ancient knickers in a twist, oh Pharaoh," he added on sarcastically. As the now-blonde, purple, and black-haired boy neared the door, he stopped, shredding the last remainder of his pride as he ambled in.
He had a bubbly smile on his face, with overdone eyeliner and purple contacts. With an optimistic burst of energy, he greeted the class, "Happy Halloween everyone! I believe this will be the best one yet!"
The class didn't know whether to laugh or worry that the ninth sign of the apocalypse had just occurred. Joey had to do a double check, just making sure that Yugi hadn't grown 4 feet since the previous night.
"K-Kaiba?" Joey stuttered, dressed in none other then a chocolate brown puppy, mortified with his droopy ears. If Kaiba were normal, he probably would have laughed. But now the joke was truly on the poor dog. He looked as if he was about to be sent to the pound.
"No, Joey! It's me, Yugi! Can'tcha recognize your best friend, trust in yourself!"
A part of Joey died inside that day.
"What a great costume! Wouldn't Kaiba get a kick out of that!" beamed the overreacting boy, sitting down in Yugi's seat. He got out a rubrics cube, commenting something along the lines, "Geez, this is really hard! Maybe my friends can help?"
Off in the distance, loud footsteps were heard. A burst came through the door as a seven-foot giant emerged. Trying to keep a straight face and a narrowed glare, 'Kaiba' strode in his tight pants, hand clutched on his briefcase. He barely got through the door with his coat starched to the high heavens, spanning out a foot from either side of him. He looked everyone over once, popping his collar. He then took his seat in the corner of the room, getting out a random book, perusing it carefully.
'Yugi' gave 'Seto' a glare, and then broke out into a wicked smile. "Oh Good MORNING, Seto! Isn't this such a fun day?!" He waited a few seconds for this to sink in, and then he started once more, "I mean, this is so great! Everyone's costumes are so much fun! I love the world! Nothing can ever go wrong now!"
'Seto' didn't know whether to be angry or amused. He did do a rather good impression. In the end, he just scoffed him off with an "hmpf", going back to his book. Getting comfortable was quite another challenge, however. Leather withheld no secrets as he heard himself squeak against the chair. He felt the actual Kaiba's judging gaze as he tried to seat himself awkwardly. His cheeks blushed as he shifted, causing a rather large squelch to emit through the room. 'Yugi' let out a small laugh as he watched him squirm, but he had now had enough.
"I don't see what's quite so funny, Yugi, I suggest you start paying attention in class to get those pathetic grades up instead of staring dreamily at a successful classmate!" the real Slim Yugi said.
Seto immediately shut up, but eventually had to comment in the middle of class, "Nice stilts,"
"Oh, you noticed," Yugi said out of the corner of his mouth with a smile, blushing.
A few more minutes passed until Yugi asked, "How do you manage to get into these pants every day?" rather uneasily.
"You mean you didn't use the Crisco?"
The two rivals made their way to Kaiba's (or was it now Yugi's?) battle dome for the scheduled match. The crowd didn't know the secrets of the match just yet as they made their way into the stadium. Yugi, now Kaiba took the microphone, bidding the confused fans welcome to the game. He explained,
"In today's exhibition match, I, Seto Kaiba," his little voice squeaked, "will be playing Yugi Mutou with our respected decks." They both stepped onto the platforms in front of the crowd. "May the best game master win," he smirked. "Let's duel!"
"Now, before I draw my card!" he said, confidently, "I believe in the heart of the cards and some crap like that!"
Yugi's eyes narrowed, glaring a 'don't go there, girlfriend' look to his opponent.
"I play one of the only fricken' cards I have in my deck, that I play every single time I duel, the Dark Magician!"
The spirit of the millennium puzzle was not amused, showing up beside the boy who had a good three feet on him height wise. He was nibbling on a small chicken pattie, the other hand on his hip, waggling a finger at him.
"That's not very nice!" he preached.
"Oh shut up, you royal pain in the arse," Seto began to talk to himself or so it seemed to the confused audience. "What d'you have there anyway?"
The pharaoh stood there shocked, very cheesed off. "It's mine," he said like a child, turning away.
"No fair!" Seto cried, stomping his foot.
"Would you care to continue on with the duel, you psychopathic freak?" Yugi smiled evilly.
"It's not like you don't do this every other time we duel! No wonder why it takes a half an hour just to end your turn!" Seto retorted, ""Tell you're 'significant other' to shut the hell up for chrissakes!"
Yugi crossed his arms, appalled, "Well since all I give a holy shit about is power, I'm just going to steamroll through this, being the biggest prick in the world! Teaching my little brother to be a self-centered prat just like his big brother!"
Seto gripped the edges of the duel center, fuming, and listening to the pharaoh's giggles in the background. "Take you're millennium puzzle and shove it up your arse will ya?"
He played Gaia the Fierce night in attack mode, putting a trap card face down. "At least I can see over the stadium, not standing an astounding 4"2', "
"More Power! Hahaha! I play one Blue Eyes White Dragon; you're screwed! Or at least I always say that but lose anyway! I've got no strategy yet somehow I manage to get the title 'Game Master Kaiba'! But I won't attack yet since I'm a overconfident freak waiting for the 'perfect win' that will never occur!"
Kaiba's anger was boiling, what the hell did he know? He didn't have the pressure of trying to make a good life for him and his only remaining family. He looked around, "Oh look, it's my turn! Oh look it's a bird! "
He turned around, looking up in the sky,
"I'll be thinking about this bird and my grandpa the whole entire duel instead of actually DUELING!"
"Wow it's a bird! In the sky! It's flying! In the sky! Birds can fly! And because birds can fly, it's a good omen! It's telling me to fly into victory by trusting in a pack of playing cards! But everyone else really knows its just luck and I'm pulling it out of my ass!"
Yugi cackled wickedly, "You're dead now, Yugi, (wow that sounded odd.) I summon Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon! You've got NOTHING that can defeat me now!"
Seto cried across the battlefield, "I BELIEVE IN SHITTY LUCK!" as he drew. He laughed maniacally, looking at his card.
"What's so funny, Yugi, have you finally snapped?" he glared.
Yami was really pissed off at this point.
"You're ultimate lizard is going to die now, I play dark hole."
Yugi blinked a few times, "Oh, well...er...dammit."
"I play this card, destroying all of your traps! I then play 'Monster Reborn' bringing back my Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon!" Seto's voice was shaking with happiness. This couldn't actually be happening.
He looked on the field for a second, nothing in his way. "I attack your life points directly! I.... win!"
The crowd didn't know who was more shocked, Yugi for losing, or Seto for winning so easily. Seto blinked a few times, cursing at himself. "Figures the only time I win I'm a cross dresser with a 5000 year old gay hair stylist on my side,"
"Hey! I resent that!" cried the defeated pharaoh.
"Well, tough luck 'sunshine'," Seto laughed, running a hand through his massive hair.
"You little bitch!" cursed Yami, slapping him across the face.
"You did NOT just do that, punk!" replied Seto, punching the spirit in the jaw.
"I'm gonna mess up you're ugly face even worse pre-madona!" Yami swore as the two began exchanging punches and fierce beeyotch slaps.
The crowd stared, transfixed, as Seto-posing-as-Yugi began kicking the living crap out of invisible air, not listening to the Yugi-now-Seto crying for them to stop.
"Children will you PLEASE!" A misjudged kick knocked him off his stilts. He sniffled, really upset. "Come on guys, stop it!"
Yami didn't hear as he began to pull out some of Seto's hair. Seto fought back by scratching whatever skin he could. Seto kicked him hard in the shin, "You do NOT touch the hair!"
Yugi cried out defiantly, "Stop it please! Can't you see this mindless fighting is tearing us apart?!"
Yami looked down at the ground, biting his lip, "I'm sorry, hikari," he apologized, giving him a hug (all the YamixYugi slashers- "Yay!") Seto brushed off his shoulders (like the true gangster he is) and straightened his hair.
"Yeah, well, good duel" the true brunette said, hiding his secret smile as he walked off, thinking to himself.
"Wait til I talk to Pegasus about next Halloween!"
A/N: Yay that was fun to write! Hope you enjoyed it and such, and I might just make another chappie =D Please review!