Disclaimer- I do no own Jack Sparrow
Jack- Stares at us impatiently cough
Val- erm...um...I KNOW!!!!!!!! CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow Jack- smart one aren't ye, love rolls eyes
Val- at least I made it to Middle School
Jack- long division's hard! I had good reason to drop out!
Val-Yeah right...
Alyssa- erm.. hard yep......coughstupidcough
Authors' note- Chapter 2 YAY and lots more chapters to come!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY I want to thank ALL my reviewers, um which at the moment are 3.... I WILL NOT GIVE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALSO IMPORTANT: Every one in this fanfiction is a real person! YES! The school is a real school! It may seem unbelievable but it is true!!!!!!!!!! But I might use different names so my teachers don't kill me! But some may be their real names! And for some I won't use names at all!
Chapter 2: I'M NOT JOHNNY DEPP
Soon we found our selves in the main office. "Um... this is a letter for the principal from the superintendent of schools." I said nervously.
The secretary totally disregarded me, "Who's he?" She asked pointing to Jack,"I won't allow any unauthorized people in this school, 'specially not hoboes."
Jack glared at her, "I'm no hobo I be the Captain of the ship THE-", he started to say but Alyssa cut him off,
"Uh, that's what the letter's about!" Alyssa replied.
"Humph... lemme see this so called letter." Without asking she snatched the letter out of my hand. Her eyes skimmed the letter, "Uhhuh, hmmm. Humph, erm..." she grunted,"Why should I believe THIS, wait did you say superintendent of schools?"
"YEAH.............................." we replied in unison.
She took out a visitors pass and scribbled Jack Sparrow on it; then she wrote a quick note and ran to a door labeled PRINCIPAL. We had never actually ever seen our principal sometimes we wondered if there even really was one.
Suddenly the door opened and the secretary ran out and grabbed the intercom
"ATTENTON!!!!!!! This is not a drill! If you see a pirate by the name of Jack Sparrow-"
"CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow" Jack butted in.
"It is a test by the superintendent, he want everyone to act like the pirate is a normal student! So EVERYONE treat him like he is a normal student! This means chastise him if necessary! And make sure he does his work AND-", The secretary was cut off when another of the many secretaries grabbed the intercom.
"Um, can we have like a hall pass or late pass or something?" I asked.
"Whaddya mean? You still have like 45 second!" The secretary answered.
"Well, since it's against school rules to have back packs we have to go to our locker to drop them off then we need to go to homeroom so we will need more than 45 seconds...." Alyssa replied.
"Why would I care? By the way you now have 31 seconds, ok goodbye!" She said with a fake sweet tone. We glanced at each other and ran down the hallway as fast as we could with Jack trying to follow us as we darted around the halls. Alyssa ran up to the upper D wing and Jack followed me to the lower D wing and ended up sharing my locker. We stuffed everything inside the locker as fast as we could and Jack followed me to the lower E wing where my homeroom was.
"You are SO lucky our teacher decided not to show up for homeroom...again!" Amy called as Jack and I walked into the room. I noticed Amy had a birthday sign on for thousandth time this year and was holding lots of candies and gifts, the sad thing is that her Birthday was in November and it was currently May; she did this pretty much everyday, well she didn't actually do it her friends did. I also noticed that all the girls were staring in my direction and that Jack now was clutching my shoulder, rather hardly, in fear.
"JOHNNY DEPP?!?" All the girls screamed. Jack looked utterly confused.
"No love, erm...loves, Captain Jack Sparrow." He said nervously. The boys in the class stared at their girlfriends giving them warning looks. One started cracking his knuckles, and we all got the point. Everyone talked to each other, all of the girls that is. But you could find the boys on top of desks throwing footballs to each other.
Suddenly a classmate who was the lookout for the moment yelled "TEACHERS!" We all became quiet and we saw a boy and a girl teacher hovering outside the door chatting. They paid no heed to our classroom as we soon discovered they were, well erm, flirting.
"8:03" Someone yelled and in a flash we were all out of the room; leaving the two teachers staring in confusion into the classroom waiting for the teacher to come out.
Like oh my god there was like no teacher!" the girl teacher screamed.
Soon we found ourselves in gym
"Uhhh Jack I don't think you can be in my gym class considering it is a girls gym class and you are in fact a boy..." I said.
"Right you are love!" He gave one of his toothy gold and white smiles and I pointed to the boys gym teacher. But before he got there he was again bombarded by a bunch of girls screaming for him to sign autographs. Then they started to hug him.
Jack- O...o
"He's SOOOOOOOOOOO hot!!!!!! Awwwwwwwwwww!"
"Hi Johnny...oooooooooo I love that name!!!"
"Ermm... sorry love but me name's Jack." He smiled weakly.
"Oooooo now he's pretending to be totally bewildered, how cute!"
"I'm not pretendin' I'm Captain Jack Sparrow!" he replied.
That made them hug him even more!
"I 'ppreciate your fervor, but it would help if I could breath...." Jack choked.
"Ok everyone COME HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Gym teacher #1 yelled. "we're gonna do 3 laps 'round the track outside!"
"Well we're doin' 5 laps!" Said gym teacher #2
"OK 10 laps then!" gym teacher #1 screamed
"20!"
"Um that's more than the high school track team..." I said faintly.
"That's the point..." gym teacher #1 said, staring at me.
Yay another chapter!!!!!!!!!!!! More reviews=more chapters, savvy?
PLEASE REVIEW! EVEN IF YOU HAVE BEFORE, REAVIEW AGAIN!!
Jack- Stares at us impatiently cough
Val- erm...um...I KNOW!!!!!!!! CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow Jack- smart one aren't ye, love rolls eyes
Val- at least I made it to Middle School
Jack- long division's hard! I had good reason to drop out!
Val-Yeah right...
Alyssa- erm.. hard yep......coughstupidcough
Authors' note- Chapter 2 YAY and lots more chapters to come!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY I want to thank ALL my reviewers, um which at the moment are 3.... I WILL NOT GIVE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALSO IMPORTANT: Every one in this fanfiction is a real person! YES! The school is a real school! It may seem unbelievable but it is true!!!!!!!!!! But I might use different names so my teachers don't kill me! But some may be their real names! And for some I won't use names at all!
Chapter 2: I'M NOT JOHNNY DEPP
Soon we found our selves in the main office. "Um... this is a letter for the principal from the superintendent of schools." I said nervously.
The secretary totally disregarded me, "Who's he?" She asked pointing to Jack,"I won't allow any unauthorized people in this school, 'specially not hoboes."
Jack glared at her, "I'm no hobo I be the Captain of the ship THE-", he started to say but Alyssa cut him off,
"Uh, that's what the letter's about!" Alyssa replied.
"Humph... lemme see this so called letter." Without asking she snatched the letter out of my hand. Her eyes skimmed the letter, "Uhhuh, hmmm. Humph, erm..." she grunted,"Why should I believe THIS, wait did you say superintendent of schools?"
"YEAH.............................." we replied in unison.
She took out a visitors pass and scribbled Jack Sparrow on it; then she wrote a quick note and ran to a door labeled PRINCIPAL. We had never actually ever seen our principal sometimes we wondered if there even really was one.
Suddenly the door opened and the secretary ran out and grabbed the intercom
"ATTENTON!!!!!!! This is not a drill! If you see a pirate by the name of Jack Sparrow-"
"CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow" Jack butted in.
"It is a test by the superintendent, he want everyone to act like the pirate is a normal student! So EVERYONE treat him like he is a normal student! This means chastise him if necessary! And make sure he does his work AND-", The secretary was cut off when another of the many secretaries grabbed the intercom.
"Um, can we have like a hall pass or late pass or something?" I asked.
"Whaddya mean? You still have like 45 second!" The secretary answered.
"Well, since it's against school rules to have back packs we have to go to our locker to drop them off then we need to go to homeroom so we will need more than 45 seconds...." Alyssa replied.
"Why would I care? By the way you now have 31 seconds, ok goodbye!" She said with a fake sweet tone. We glanced at each other and ran down the hallway as fast as we could with Jack trying to follow us as we darted around the halls. Alyssa ran up to the upper D wing and Jack followed me to the lower D wing and ended up sharing my locker. We stuffed everything inside the locker as fast as we could and Jack followed me to the lower E wing where my homeroom was.
"You are SO lucky our teacher decided not to show up for homeroom...again!" Amy called as Jack and I walked into the room. I noticed Amy had a birthday sign on for thousandth time this year and was holding lots of candies and gifts, the sad thing is that her Birthday was in November and it was currently May; she did this pretty much everyday, well she didn't actually do it her friends did. I also noticed that all the girls were staring in my direction and that Jack now was clutching my shoulder, rather hardly, in fear.
"JOHNNY DEPP?!?" All the girls screamed. Jack looked utterly confused.
"No love, erm...loves, Captain Jack Sparrow." He said nervously. The boys in the class stared at their girlfriends giving them warning looks. One started cracking his knuckles, and we all got the point. Everyone talked to each other, all of the girls that is. But you could find the boys on top of desks throwing footballs to each other.
Suddenly a classmate who was the lookout for the moment yelled "TEACHERS!" We all became quiet and we saw a boy and a girl teacher hovering outside the door chatting. They paid no heed to our classroom as we soon discovered they were, well erm, flirting.
"8:03" Someone yelled and in a flash we were all out of the room; leaving the two teachers staring in confusion into the classroom waiting for the teacher to come out.
Like oh my god there was like no teacher!" the girl teacher screamed.
Soon we found ourselves in gym
"Uhhh Jack I don't think you can be in my gym class considering it is a girls gym class and you are in fact a boy..." I said.
"Right you are love!" He gave one of his toothy gold and white smiles and I pointed to the boys gym teacher. But before he got there he was again bombarded by a bunch of girls screaming for him to sign autographs. Then they started to hug him.
Jack- O...o
"He's SOOOOOOOOOOO hot!!!!!! Awwwwwwwwwww!"
"Hi Johnny...oooooooooo I love that name!!!"
"Ermm... sorry love but me name's Jack." He smiled weakly.
"Oooooo now he's pretending to be totally bewildered, how cute!"
"I'm not pretendin' I'm Captain Jack Sparrow!" he replied.
That made them hug him even more!
"I 'ppreciate your fervor, but it would help if I could breath...." Jack choked.
"Ok everyone COME HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Gym teacher #1 yelled. "we're gonna do 3 laps 'round the track outside!"
"Well we're doin' 5 laps!" Said gym teacher #2
"OK 10 laps then!" gym teacher #1 screamed
"20!"
"Um that's more than the high school track team..." I said faintly.
"That's the point..." gym teacher #1 said, staring at me.
Yay another chapter!!!!!!!!!!!! More reviews=more chapters, savvy?
PLEASE REVIEW! EVEN IF YOU HAVE BEFORE, REAVIEW AGAIN!!