FORGET ME NOT – PART 6 BY: GROOVY GIRL

Lizzie: ....er....

Lexie: FINISH WHAT YOU WERE ABOUT TO SAY!!!

Lizzie: Oh, alright, but let me get this straight, I was against the whole thing!!! I mean, he's already married once, twice is just toooo much!

Lexie: So, he's only married once?

Lizzie: Yes, of course my dear, to you. You haven't forgotten that you're married to him have you?!

Lexie: N-no, of course not! I just, er, someone told me he was married to Justine!

Lizzie: What?

Lexie: Yes, so that's not true?

Lizzie: Not true at all! Where did you hear that?

Lexie: Well, Molly told me.

Lizzie: MOLLY told you?? What ever for?

Lexie: I don't know. It's just such a relief that he's not!! Phew! But...he's marrying again?

Lizzie: Yes, I'm going to be honest because you're my sister- in-law. Katrina and Archie are to be wed.

Lexie: But...I didn't know Katrina was in Nepal.

Lizzie: She wrote a very tempting letter to Archie.

Lexie: Tempting?

Lizzie: Yes, Archie couldn't resist it.

Lexie: What did it say.

Lizzie: Katrina wrote how she'd come in to business, very good business, she's a very wealthy women now! Archie was so tempted that he came over from Nepal-.... oh, that was being too honest!

Lexie: You mean, he's in Scotland?

Lizzie: He's staying with Katrina in London.

Lexie: Address?

Lizzie: Er, my address is-

Lizzie: Yes, well, it's the same.

Lexie: What do you mean?

Lizzie: Katrina bought the house next to us. That's where me and Justine are staying.

Lexie: Shall I visit?

Lizzie: If you want to stop the big day from happening!

Lexie: But it can't legally happen, we're still married!

Lexie hears the same voice in the background that she heard before. Now she knew it was Katrina, she could hear the Scottish accent.

Katrina: Who are you talking to Lizzie?

Lizzie: Excuse me a minute Lexie.

Katrina: LEXIE? What are you talking to her for? Does she still pine for her ex?

FORGET ME NOT – PART 7
BY: Groovy Girl

Lexie: What?

Katrina: Oh, pass me the phone!

Lexie: Look, you CANNOT marry Archie!! He is MY husband, and will be forever!

Katrina: Is that so? Well, why did he propose then?

Lexie: He pr-pr-proposed?

Katrina: Oh yes, dear.

Lexie: But, it's illegal surely! You can't marry a married man?

Katrina: You can, if married is the past tense!

Lexie: You mean-

Katrina: Well you and Archie are divorced, aren't you?

Lexie: No! Never!

Katrina: ARCHIE! COME HERE!

Archie: Hello Katrina, how can I help?

Katrina: Are you and Lexie divorced?

Archie: Er, actually,

Lexie: Let him talk to me.

Archie: Hello Lexie! How are you my dear?

Lexie: Am I married to you?

Archie: Yes, I love you Lexie!

Lexie: Then why did you tell Katrina we were divorced for money?

Archie: I, er, look, it was all wrong! I was tempted my the money-

Lexie: Do you love Katrina?

Archie: NO!! ... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

PART 8

Lexie: Archie? ARchie? Are you O.K???

Katrina: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!

PART 9

Lexie: Katrina, what have you done?

Katrina: I've only given him what he deserves!!

Lexie: He's my husband!

Katrina: Er, WAS your husband!!!

Part 10

Lexie: What do you mean?

Katrina: He lied to me about your divorce, so I am coming to Glenbogle to help you deal with your husband's death!

Lexie: WHAT??? You've killed him?

Katrina: Yes! Now get my room ready, I'll be there in 2 days.

Lexie hears a voice.

Lexie: Archie? Is that you?

Katrina (whisper) : SHUT UP!! Er..no Lexie, you must be hearing things, it must be the bereavement, er, getting to your head.

Lexie: I know what I heard! Now pass the phone to my husband!

Katrina hangs up. Lexie is convinced that Archie is still alive...

Part 11

Lexie decides that she should ring up again, for hopefully, if what she heard was correct, Archie might answer the phone...

She dials the number....

"Hello?"

"Hello!" says Lexie "Archie, you're alive!! It is Archie?"

"Yes! I'm alive! But not very well, I've got a broken leg. Katrina pushed me over so I would yell and make you think I was hurt, well I am, but she didn't mean to, honest, my darl- "

"Now your at it! It must be true! Look, Archie, I want to know the whole truth about you marrying Katrina."

"Katrina?? Whatever gave you that idea? Me, marry Katrina, no! Never! Why would I marry her! Honestly! Come off it! Ha! Me and Katrina! No! Never ever!"

"You telling the truth?"

"Tell her Archie." says a voice in the background.

"That wasn't Katrina. I was telling the truth." says Archie.

the voice in the background- "Him! Marry Katrina? No, you're engaged to me, aren't you darling!"