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Authors note- I thank you all for reviewing!!!!!!! We are really sorry that it has taken weeks to post this chapter. Actually I Val have been the only one writing this story. glares at Alyssa Hey I just thought of something..... THAT MEANS JACK AND I ARE HERE ALONE!
Jack- gulp now don't get any ideas love
Me- runs up to Jack and kisses him
Jack- O.O AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Me- MUA HA HA HA
Jack- hides under the refrigerator
Me- that's interesting....I didn't know you could fit under there.......
NOW ................. The STORY!!!!!!!!!!!
Chapter 3- ooo a prettifull cockroach!
Soon Jack and I were panting heavily and walking towards my next class, history.
"Just to warn you, my history teacher can be a little, how should I put this....dry." I said.
"Tha's ok right now I have no objections to bein' somewhere where I can take a rest, actually borin' sounds pretty good ta me." Jack answered. But as fate had it my history teacher wasn't there......(really I think teachers should be more responsible, I mean two teachers not showing up in one day? And this was only the beginning of the day!!!!)
"Poor children, I guess maybe I should be your substitute teacher!" exclaimed a random substitute teacher dude.
"BOO!!!!!!!" Yelled my third period "gifted" class. (Yes homeroom is considered a period in my school.) The people in the class were the same ones in pretty much all my classes except 1st 2nd 5th 6th and 7th periods out of the 10 period day. Suddenly people started throwing crumpled up pieces of paper at the substitute.
"YAY violence!!!!!!!" Alyssa yelled above the shouts of loser, idiot, and many other words that would not be allowed in a fanfiction of this rating. Jack and I ran over to her.
"I'll get the flamethrower and Val how about you use Jack sword and Jack can use his pistol, and we'll come around the subs' back and catch him off guard!" Alyssa grinned evilly.
"Don't you think your being a little overactive, I mean shouldn't we save our strength to kill the people from the academy awards who gave Sean Penn that oscar instead of Johnny Depp?" I answered.
"I guess you're right.' Alyssa responded gloomily.
"Awww cheer up we can still throw textbooks at him!" Alyssa lightened up quite a bit at this information. But before we could pick up a textbook the teacher was gone.
"Where'd he go????" John asked. "That was almost as fun as the time I lit the bunny rabbit on fire!"
"FIRE!" Yelled Alyssa.
"Torturing bunny rabbits!" I screamed.
"I did it while I was in Connecticut!" He said. "I never get to go to any warm places, while everyone else is in Florida I'm stuck in Maine or something."
"But he has been to hell once..." Declan added.
"How do you know so much about me?" John inquired.
Suddenly the substitute teacher came back in this time a man who seemed to be in his late 30's to early 40's was with him. He was shorter than Jack and had black spiked hair. He walked a bit like Jack with that swagger. The whole classroom erupted in cheers and people gave standing ovations.
"Here, happy now? I thought maybe that some disturbed children would want a disturbed teacher so here you go Mr......" the subsitute said.
"T Mr. T" the teacher with the spiky hair replied.
"How do you spell that?"
"T-e-e-e"
"No what's your real name?"
"It's Austrian, no one can pronounce it...not even me..." Mr. T grinned.
"Al-righty then.... I'll just leave now and let you losers erm...I mean students learn and teacher...um teach..." the sub quickly ran out the door obviously scared out of his wits at the demented class.
"ok what are we learning?" Mr. T asked.
"Well we're learning about the eastern hemisphere this year and right now we're up the early 1700's." Megan informed handing him a textbook. Mr. T threw the textbook across the room and stared at it with a loathing expression.
"What are they tryin' to do? Kill you from boredom??????" Mr. T inquired. "I know, how about YOU tell us some stories? You're a pirate!" Mr. T pointed at Jack.
"He's, like, not a pirate. He's Johnny depp with a concussion! I hate Johnny Depp..."Amy said.
"GRRRRRRRRR NEVER EVER SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT JOHNNY DEPP!!!! Now you will be punished! Giant goats will fall from the heavens!" I roared. I couldn't understand why it didn't start raining goats afer my last comment... Johnny Depp IS a supreme being after all.
"Johnny Depp is a loser..." one of Amy's friends spat back at me.
"Good thing I'm not Johnny Depp, eh?" Jack smirked.
"Just let him tell the story!" Amanda yelled. After that everyone quieted down because Amanda was a poet who didn't yell much because of usually having her head stuck in a book of poetry. Amanda was the only one worthy of being in gifted so everyone was therefore stunned by her yelling.
"Now that that's settled, start talking!" Mr. T. encouraged. And so started Jack's telling of the tales of the Black Pearl. Lot's of them had things not appropriate for school, but no one noticed for two reasons, one being the stories were so exciting and the other being that they themselves had said worse things.
After history it was time for science, it was then Jack noticed the worse things said mentioned above.
"Children aren't suppose ta know those words. They sound like scallywags!" Jack exclaimed, 'What kinda school is this?"
I chuckled, "Only the blue-ribbon school of New York!"
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YAY another chapter completed! Oh yes John did burn a bunny, Mr. T is a substitute teacher, Amanda is a published poet, Amy is that obnoxious, and it is a blue ribbon school!
Also REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!! I can't stress that enough....
Authors note- I thank you all for reviewing!!!!!!! We are really sorry that it has taken weeks to post this chapter. Actually I Val have been the only one writing this story. glares at Alyssa Hey I just thought of something..... THAT MEANS JACK AND I ARE HERE ALONE!
Jack- gulp now don't get any ideas love
Me- runs up to Jack and kisses him
Jack- O.O AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Me- MUA HA HA HA
Jack- hides under the refrigerator
Me- that's interesting....I didn't know you could fit under there.......
NOW ................. The STORY!!!!!!!!!!!
Chapter 3- ooo a prettifull cockroach!
Soon Jack and I were panting heavily and walking towards my next class, history.
"Just to warn you, my history teacher can be a little, how should I put this....dry." I said.
"Tha's ok right now I have no objections to bein' somewhere where I can take a rest, actually borin' sounds pretty good ta me." Jack answered. But as fate had it my history teacher wasn't there......(really I think teachers should be more responsible, I mean two teachers not showing up in one day? And this was only the beginning of the day!!!!)
"Poor children, I guess maybe I should be your substitute teacher!" exclaimed a random substitute teacher dude.
"BOO!!!!!!!" Yelled my third period "gifted" class. (Yes homeroom is considered a period in my school.) The people in the class were the same ones in pretty much all my classes except 1st 2nd 5th 6th and 7th periods out of the 10 period day. Suddenly people started throwing crumpled up pieces of paper at the substitute.
"YAY violence!!!!!!!" Alyssa yelled above the shouts of loser, idiot, and many other words that would not be allowed in a fanfiction of this rating. Jack and I ran over to her.
"I'll get the flamethrower and Val how about you use Jack sword and Jack can use his pistol, and we'll come around the subs' back and catch him off guard!" Alyssa grinned evilly.
"Don't you think your being a little overactive, I mean shouldn't we save our strength to kill the people from the academy awards who gave Sean Penn that oscar instead of Johnny Depp?" I answered.
"I guess you're right.' Alyssa responded gloomily.
"Awww cheer up we can still throw textbooks at him!" Alyssa lightened up quite a bit at this information. But before we could pick up a textbook the teacher was gone.
"Where'd he go????" John asked. "That was almost as fun as the time I lit the bunny rabbit on fire!"
"FIRE!" Yelled Alyssa.
"Torturing bunny rabbits!" I screamed.
"I did it while I was in Connecticut!" He said. "I never get to go to any warm places, while everyone else is in Florida I'm stuck in Maine or something."
"But he has been to hell once..." Declan added.
"How do you know so much about me?" John inquired.
Suddenly the substitute teacher came back in this time a man who seemed to be in his late 30's to early 40's was with him. He was shorter than Jack and had black spiked hair. He walked a bit like Jack with that swagger. The whole classroom erupted in cheers and people gave standing ovations.
"Here, happy now? I thought maybe that some disturbed children would want a disturbed teacher so here you go Mr......" the subsitute said.
"T Mr. T" the teacher with the spiky hair replied.
"How do you spell that?"
"T-e-e-e"
"No what's your real name?"
"It's Austrian, no one can pronounce it...not even me..." Mr. T grinned.
"Al-righty then.... I'll just leave now and let you losers erm...I mean students learn and teacher...um teach..." the sub quickly ran out the door obviously scared out of his wits at the demented class.
"ok what are we learning?" Mr. T asked.
"Well we're learning about the eastern hemisphere this year and right now we're up the early 1700's." Megan informed handing him a textbook. Mr. T threw the textbook across the room and stared at it with a loathing expression.
"What are they tryin' to do? Kill you from boredom??????" Mr. T inquired. "I know, how about YOU tell us some stories? You're a pirate!" Mr. T pointed at Jack.
"He's, like, not a pirate. He's Johnny depp with a concussion! I hate Johnny Depp..."Amy said.
"GRRRRRRRRR NEVER EVER SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT JOHNNY DEPP!!!! Now you will be punished! Giant goats will fall from the heavens!" I roared. I couldn't understand why it didn't start raining goats afer my last comment... Johnny Depp IS a supreme being after all.
"Johnny Depp is a loser..." one of Amy's friends spat back at me.
"Good thing I'm not Johnny Depp, eh?" Jack smirked.
"Just let him tell the story!" Amanda yelled. After that everyone quieted down because Amanda was a poet who didn't yell much because of usually having her head stuck in a book of poetry. Amanda was the only one worthy of being in gifted so everyone was therefore stunned by her yelling.
"Now that that's settled, start talking!" Mr. T. encouraged. And so started Jack's telling of the tales of the Black Pearl. Lot's of them had things not appropriate for school, but no one noticed for two reasons, one being the stories were so exciting and the other being that they themselves had said worse things.
After history it was time for science, it was then Jack noticed the worse things said mentioned above.
"Children aren't suppose ta know those words. They sound like scallywags!" Jack exclaimed, 'What kinda school is this?"
I chuckled, "Only the blue-ribbon school of New York!"
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YAY another chapter completed! Oh yes John did burn a bunny, Mr. T is a substitute teacher, Amanda is a published poet, Amy is that obnoxious, and it is a blue ribbon school!
Also REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!! I can't stress that enough....