Disclamer- Jack is MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL
MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jack- erm......... are you sure?
Us- ............. OK I confess it was my intention to kidnap Johnny Depp and-
Jack- O.o I'm not even gonna ask....
Us-....OK OK we don't own POTC but the plot is ours!!! And Jack is in the plot so therefore he is ours!!!!
Fanfiction.net people- Sorry that's not how it works.
Us- crying
Authors note- OH MY GOSH! Thank you soooo much for the reviews, ALL OF YOU!! I can't thank you enough!!!! I will have individual responses to reviews at the end of this chapter! Sorry I haven't updated (again) in a while but I have finals.
Chapter 4- Let's have a sing along!
As soon as Alyssa, Jack and I stepped into the science room my science teacher started to reprimand us, "You're late...AGAIN!!!"
"Um we're 2 minutes early..." Alyssa replied, glancing up at the clock.
"Well you are the last ones in the classroom which means you're late!" she scolded.
"Well it's kinda hard to be early when there's a certain pirate captain who seems to be mystified by a water fountain which led to having to explain to him about other "amazing" inventions of the 21st centaury..." I tried to explain.
"Jack Sparrow...wait is this the one you wrote about in your circulatory system essay?" the science teacher suddenly forgot about our chastisement.
"Yeah..." I answered. (Yes it's the same essay mentioned in chapter one. Remember it's still posted on fanfiction.net for your enjoyment!)
"Seeing as both your essays got in the learning fair I guess I could make an exception." she said briskly, "Today we are taking the practice midterms!!"
"I didn't know we had practice midterms..." Nick mused.
"We don't, I thought it would be a good idea though..." yes extra work always came with my science teacher, "We have to finish early because after this we still have to take notes and do some handouts... we start the test at approximately 9:27"
"Ms. Science Teacher, seeing as we have 10 minutes can we have a sing along?" Amanda asked. Wow Amanda sure had changed from the beginning of the year now not only did she scream SHUT UP in social studies, she asked far- fetched requests in science.
"No."
Alyssa and I sang "A pirates Life for me" anyways and Jack soon joined in.
"I said no singing!" the teacher laughed; even though she could be strict she found the class quite amusing. She had once told us that we were her favorite class out of all the classes she had ever taught BECAUSE of our insaneness.
"I know how about I break-dance!!!!" Declan yelled. He immediately started to do just that, "YOU GOT SERVED!!!!!!!!!!" he screamed. Declan was extremely obsessed with that movie; once at a dance assembly he was called up to break-dance , he beat everyone else then grabbed the microphone and screamed the same phrase he screamed above.
"well that was intrestin'..." Jack remarked.
"Test time!" the science teacher said.
"1 2 3 4 5 6 7!" Every one in the class yelled. It was our test taking ritual...
I looked down at the test, wait these weren't middle school questions!!!!!!!!!!
"In case you're wondering this is the high school science regent's test. It will be counted as a full period test grade, of course I won't give you a full period though." The teacher sneered.
In 15 minutes she collected the 150 question test, obviously no one was done. I took a glance at Jack's paper it said something like this-
Question- Elucidate the respiratory system of the Chinese Cricket.
Jack's answer- Why would I give a bloody damn thought on that?
I wish I could be there to see the teacher's face when she reads that! After that the class was pretty boring. She gave us 13 handouts and we had to take 6 pages of notes.
Finally class was over!!! I walked to Jack's desk to find him...well...asleep I couldn't blame him though.
"Awwww Jack's so cute when he's asleep." I said. Alyssa groaned.
"Is it possible for you to ever shut up?" She asked.
"I've got a GREAT idea!" I exclaimed. I grabbed Amy's empty water bottle, "Fill that up at the "magic" water fountain!" I threw the water bottle at Alyssa. She soon came back with it full of ice cold water. "Heh heh heh this is going to be fun!" I poured the water on Jack's head.
"WHAT THE BLOODY 'ELL!!!!" The pirate yelled.
That was followed by some neurotic laughing on my part. --------------------------------------- Sorry if that chapter was boring, I had such bad writer's block it took me over an hour to write this chapter! Sad isn't it? Time for responses to reviews!
Lonaargh- Thank you so much for the reviews! Oh and about lending you Jack, I'll think about it as long as you give him back! I suggest you keep him on a leash like I do; he has a horrible habit of running away, and all just because I was worshipping him, I mean I guess I can see how he was a little freaked out that I was offering that pigeon as a sacrifice for him...
Anne Parkington- I agree, Jack would be totally out of character if he fell in love with a girl in middle school, don't worry he won't be doing that in this story! I am glad that you enjoy the story!
KittenGaurdian- thanks for reviewing! I also want to thank you for putting my cat in your story! Well actually two of your stories! As thanks I will put you in my story! You will be in 2 chapters of this story!!!! Yay for you!!!
StoryTellerJS- I am overjoyed that you thought it was funny! I hoped it would come out as funny and not a bunch of random nonsense!
Master Lizard- YAY another person liked the story!!! Oh and about eating both of us up...that may not work out seeing as one of us has to author this story!
PLEASE REVIEW AGAIN!!! AND IF YOU HAVEN'T REVIEWED BEFORE REVIEW! Oh and as a treat to reviewers, FREE Johnny Depp desktop backgrounds! (Made by me!) If you want them. They're not very good but they're the best I have! I will need to know you're email to send them to you. I'm either nice or I just want reviews. meowface
Jack- erm......... are you sure?
Us- ............. OK I confess it was my intention to kidnap Johnny Depp and-
Jack- O.o I'm not even gonna ask....
Us-....OK OK we don't own POTC but the plot is ours!!! And Jack is in the plot so therefore he is ours!!!!
Fanfiction.net people- Sorry that's not how it works.
Us- crying
Authors note- OH MY GOSH! Thank you soooo much for the reviews, ALL OF YOU!! I can't thank you enough!!!! I will have individual responses to reviews at the end of this chapter! Sorry I haven't updated (again) in a while but I have finals.
Chapter 4- Let's have a sing along!
As soon as Alyssa, Jack and I stepped into the science room my science teacher started to reprimand us, "You're late...AGAIN!!!"
"Um we're 2 minutes early..." Alyssa replied, glancing up at the clock.
"Well you are the last ones in the classroom which means you're late!" she scolded.
"Well it's kinda hard to be early when there's a certain pirate captain who seems to be mystified by a water fountain which led to having to explain to him about other "amazing" inventions of the 21st centaury..." I tried to explain.
"Jack Sparrow...wait is this the one you wrote about in your circulatory system essay?" the science teacher suddenly forgot about our chastisement.
"Yeah..." I answered. (Yes it's the same essay mentioned in chapter one. Remember it's still posted on fanfiction.net for your enjoyment!)
"Seeing as both your essays got in the learning fair I guess I could make an exception." she said briskly, "Today we are taking the practice midterms!!"
"I didn't know we had practice midterms..." Nick mused.
"We don't, I thought it would be a good idea though..." yes extra work always came with my science teacher, "We have to finish early because after this we still have to take notes and do some handouts... we start the test at approximately 9:27"
"Ms. Science Teacher, seeing as we have 10 minutes can we have a sing along?" Amanda asked. Wow Amanda sure had changed from the beginning of the year now not only did she scream SHUT UP in social studies, she asked far- fetched requests in science.
"No."
Alyssa and I sang "A pirates Life for me" anyways and Jack soon joined in.
"I said no singing!" the teacher laughed; even though she could be strict she found the class quite amusing. She had once told us that we were her favorite class out of all the classes she had ever taught BECAUSE of our insaneness.
"I know how about I break-dance!!!!" Declan yelled. He immediately started to do just that, "YOU GOT SERVED!!!!!!!!!!" he screamed. Declan was extremely obsessed with that movie; once at a dance assembly he was called up to break-dance , he beat everyone else then grabbed the microphone and screamed the same phrase he screamed above.
"well that was intrestin'..." Jack remarked.
"Test time!" the science teacher said.
"1 2 3 4 5 6 7!" Every one in the class yelled. It was our test taking ritual...
I looked down at the test, wait these weren't middle school questions!!!!!!!!!!
"In case you're wondering this is the high school science regent's test. It will be counted as a full period test grade, of course I won't give you a full period though." The teacher sneered.
In 15 minutes she collected the 150 question test, obviously no one was done. I took a glance at Jack's paper it said something like this-
Question- Elucidate the respiratory system of the Chinese Cricket.
Jack's answer- Why would I give a bloody damn thought on that?
I wish I could be there to see the teacher's face when she reads that! After that the class was pretty boring. She gave us 13 handouts and we had to take 6 pages of notes.
Finally class was over!!! I walked to Jack's desk to find him...well...asleep I couldn't blame him though.
"Awwww Jack's so cute when he's asleep." I said. Alyssa groaned.
"Is it possible for you to ever shut up?" She asked.
"I've got a GREAT idea!" I exclaimed. I grabbed Amy's empty water bottle, "Fill that up at the "magic" water fountain!" I threw the water bottle at Alyssa. She soon came back with it full of ice cold water. "Heh heh heh this is going to be fun!" I poured the water on Jack's head.
"WHAT THE BLOODY 'ELL!!!!" The pirate yelled.
That was followed by some neurotic laughing on my part. --------------------------------------- Sorry if that chapter was boring, I had such bad writer's block it took me over an hour to write this chapter! Sad isn't it? Time for responses to reviews!
Lonaargh- Thank you so much for the reviews! Oh and about lending you Jack, I'll think about it as long as you give him back! I suggest you keep him on a leash like I do; he has a horrible habit of running away, and all just because I was worshipping him, I mean I guess I can see how he was a little freaked out that I was offering that pigeon as a sacrifice for him...
Anne Parkington- I agree, Jack would be totally out of character if he fell in love with a girl in middle school, don't worry he won't be doing that in this story! I am glad that you enjoy the story!
KittenGaurdian- thanks for reviewing! I also want to thank you for putting my cat in your story! Well actually two of your stories! As thanks I will put you in my story! You will be in 2 chapters of this story!!!! Yay for you!!!
StoryTellerJS- I am overjoyed that you thought it was funny! I hoped it would come out as funny and not a bunch of random nonsense!
Master Lizard- YAY another person liked the story!!! Oh and about eating both of us up...that may not work out seeing as one of us has to author this story!
PLEASE REVIEW AGAIN!!! AND IF YOU HAVEN'T REVIEWED BEFORE REVIEW! Oh and as a treat to reviewers, FREE Johnny Depp desktop backgrounds! (Made by me!) If you want them. They're not very good but they're the best I have! I will need to know you're email to send them to you. I'm either nice or I just want reviews. meowface