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Cptn Jack Sparrow stkr $2.00
Yep that EXACT thing.
Authors note- I finally have a quick update for you dudes!!!!! An extra long two period chapter with responses to reviews on the bottom!!! WOO HOO!!!! Also I found out the plot to POTC 2 by reading an unauthorized bio on Orlando Bloom (while looking for one on Johnny Depp) Ok so here's what it said (but remember it IS unauthorized and unauthorized biographies often aren't correct)-
"Every one is getting ready for Will and Elizabeth's wedding, but a few days before their wedding Elizabeth is kidnapped! Of course everybody blames Jack Sparrow but Will. Will goes searching for the kidnapper and ends up finding Jack being held hostage on an island. Will has to fight a one eyed beast to get Jack free. Once Jack gains his freedom he and Will go searching for Elizabeth and her captor. They find out that the person behind everything is Bermuda Barbossa; Barbossa's daughter who is seeking revenge on Jack and Will. The climax of the movie is a sea battle involving a ship called The Black Pearl II."
That's all the article said… OK THE STORY!!!!
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Chapter 6- Cuna Amigos
"Rock, paper, scissors, whoever wins gets to take Jack to their next class, okay?" Alyssa said.
I nodded confidently.
"Rock, paper, scissors and shoot!"
I can't say I didn't cheat. I mean a deal about a pirate doesn't need to be honest since they're dishonest in the first place. Making an honest deal about something dishonest would be fraudulent and untruthful therefore being dishonest would be being honest. Consequently being right about something wrong or rather being wrong about something wrong came down to me being right, right? Wow I had been hanging around with Jack too long. Speaking of Jack I had to get back to the real world or rather the real world for me and the future for Jack which could also be the present for Jack at the moment and later be the past which still was in the future but- ah never mind. I grabbed Jack's arm and led him through the lower D-wing. We stopped at a room. Inside there were streamers hanging from the ceiling, huge stuffed animals and colorful murals on the walls it looked like a fiesta… and it was.
"Spanish class." I explained to Jack. My Spanish teacher was the youngest teacher in the school; she was 22. She knew my brother since she went to the same high school and was one grade ahead of him and her brother was on the football team with him. Jack and I walked into the room taking random seats. My teacher had now put a load rock CD (in Spanish) on. I saw Declan grab a Spanish hat off one of the stuffed animals and sneak out of the room.
"Today we will be doing two things
1. Watching MTV
2. Talking in Spanish
OK?" the teacher said. For the first half of the period we watched a reality television show that took place in Spain that was on MTV. Halfway through the show a teacher came in our class dragging Declan in with her.
"This yours? I found him dancing outside my class room singing a song in Italian that had only one word, the number 6 in Italian…" The teacher seemed thoroughly confused but we weren't. Declan always sang that song… he had wrote it himself… "Anyway keep him away from my room." The teacher concluded striding out of the classroom.
"Ok now we talk in Spanish!" My Spanish teacher announced unfazed by the ordeal. "First I'm going to talk in Spanish. Mi programa favorito es South Park." Translation- My favorite television show is South Park. "No me gusta esa clase. Ustedes son locos y atrasados." Translation- I don't like this class. You are all crazy and retarded.
"Hey did you just insult us?" Madison narrowed her eyes.
"Very good!" the teacher praised.
"Yeah!" Joey-Lynn high-fived her friend.
"Ms. Teacher dude person did you notice it has been a week since Bob's death?" Steven asked. Bob was the ant that used to live on his desk it jumped off exactly a week ago… "It's not fair!!! He died so young!!!!"
"Don't worry Steven I'll get you another ant!!!" the teacher consoled him.
"There will NEVER be another Bob!!!!!!!" Steven wailed. "But Bob Junior would work…"
"I'll get you Bob Junior then, ok?" she reassured him. "Oh and you can all go now!!!" It was two minutes early but she always let us out early.
"Hey Val!" It was Dylan. "So when are we having another band meeting????????" Dylan said the same thing every day. "Also I wanted to know if you wanted to-"
"For the last time Dylan I have a boyfriend!!!" Yes I do have a boyfriend his name is Garrett and I was extremely lucky he was in Florida when Jack came into the 21st century; he already growled when he heard the name Johnny Depp.
"But-" Dylan tried to say but I cut him off.
"But aren't you going out with Cassidy?"
"OH YEAH" Dylan became incredibly cheerful after that, he loved Cassidy. I have no idea how anyone could forget they had a girlfriend (or boyfriend). Especially if that girl was Cassidy. Cassidy was one strange person. I met her at Alyssa's birthday party where she tied all of us up in toilet paper…..
--- Next was art were there are two more of my strange friends…
"YAY it's Val!!!!!!!!!" Laura yelled.
"LETS CHOKE HER!!!!!!!" Lauren screamed.
Then they both ran up to me and did just that until they noticed Jack and tackled him.
"Johnny Depp!!! MUA HA HA HA!!!!" Lauren grinned impishly.
"It's a dude!" Laura exclaimed.
"No it's a supreme being." I stated. The art teacher told us to shut up and we did. But obviously she was being a little sarcastic because she ran over to Jack and hugged him, did I mention she was in her 50's?
"I like to give everyone freedom and not treat this as a normal class so you can draw whatever you want today!" she announced. It was not uncommon for her to allow us to do that! Lauren, Laura and I gave each other tips on how to draw manga style and Jack drew violent stick figures. The art teacher noticed Jack's stick figures. "Have you ever thought about seeing a psychologist? They're very effective I hear!"
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So did ya like it???
What's real- This is something new I'm going to do in each chapter it says what's real about the chapter. My Spanish class does look like that, we do listen to music and watch MTV, my Spanish teacher did say those things in Spanish to us, Bob really did jump off Steven's desk, Cassidy did wrap us in toilet paper, Lauren and Laura did choke me, and the art teacher likes Johnny Depp and has been known for suggesting people to got to psychologists.
Responses to reviews-
KittenGuardian- You have been my most loyal reviewer!!!! Thanks sooooooooooo much!!! I'm in your debt.
zeldagrl436- Thanks for the review glad you liked it!
Person- lol! I did take your advice!!! I'm writing this REALLY late at night!
CommodoreJewelz- Thanks! Jack in the 21st century is really fun to write because there are so many things you can make humorous, so many instances in which he could be really confused…
PLEASE PLEASE REVIEW, IT MEANS A LOT!!!! I want to see that people are reading and that people who read before are still reading!
Cptn Jack Sparrow stkr $2.00
Yep that EXACT thing.
Authors note- I finally have a quick update for you dudes!!!!! An extra long two period chapter with responses to reviews on the bottom!!! WOO HOO!!!! Also I found out the plot to POTC 2 by reading an unauthorized bio on Orlando Bloom (while looking for one on Johnny Depp) Ok so here's what it said (but remember it IS unauthorized and unauthorized biographies often aren't correct)-
"Every one is getting ready for Will and Elizabeth's wedding, but a few days before their wedding Elizabeth is kidnapped! Of course everybody blames Jack Sparrow but Will. Will goes searching for the kidnapper and ends up finding Jack being held hostage on an island. Will has to fight a one eyed beast to get Jack free. Once Jack gains his freedom he and Will go searching for Elizabeth and her captor. They find out that the person behind everything is Bermuda Barbossa; Barbossa's daughter who is seeking revenge on Jack and Will. The climax of the movie is a sea battle involving a ship called The Black Pearl II."
That's all the article said… OK THE STORY!!!!
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Chapter 6- Cuna Amigos
"Rock, paper, scissors, whoever wins gets to take Jack to their next class, okay?" Alyssa said.
I nodded confidently.
"Rock, paper, scissors and shoot!"
I can't say I didn't cheat. I mean a deal about a pirate doesn't need to be honest since they're dishonest in the first place. Making an honest deal about something dishonest would be fraudulent and untruthful therefore being dishonest would be being honest. Consequently being right about something wrong or rather being wrong about something wrong came down to me being right, right? Wow I had been hanging around with Jack too long. Speaking of Jack I had to get back to the real world or rather the real world for me and the future for Jack which could also be the present for Jack at the moment and later be the past which still was in the future but- ah never mind. I grabbed Jack's arm and led him through the lower D-wing. We stopped at a room. Inside there were streamers hanging from the ceiling, huge stuffed animals and colorful murals on the walls it looked like a fiesta… and it was.
"Spanish class." I explained to Jack. My Spanish teacher was the youngest teacher in the school; she was 22. She knew my brother since she went to the same high school and was one grade ahead of him and her brother was on the football team with him. Jack and I walked into the room taking random seats. My teacher had now put a load rock CD (in Spanish) on. I saw Declan grab a Spanish hat off one of the stuffed animals and sneak out of the room.
"Today we will be doing two things
1. Watching MTV
2. Talking in Spanish
OK?" the teacher said. For the first half of the period we watched a reality television show that took place in Spain that was on MTV. Halfway through the show a teacher came in our class dragging Declan in with her.
"This yours? I found him dancing outside my class room singing a song in Italian that had only one word, the number 6 in Italian…" The teacher seemed thoroughly confused but we weren't. Declan always sang that song… he had wrote it himself… "Anyway keep him away from my room." The teacher concluded striding out of the classroom.
"Ok now we talk in Spanish!" My Spanish teacher announced unfazed by the ordeal. "First I'm going to talk in Spanish. Mi programa favorito es South Park." Translation- My favorite television show is South Park. "No me gusta esa clase. Ustedes son locos y atrasados." Translation- I don't like this class. You are all crazy and retarded.
"Hey did you just insult us?" Madison narrowed her eyes.
"Very good!" the teacher praised.
"Yeah!" Joey-Lynn high-fived her friend.
"Ms. Teacher dude person did you notice it has been a week since Bob's death?" Steven asked. Bob was the ant that used to live on his desk it jumped off exactly a week ago… "It's not fair!!! He died so young!!!!"
"Don't worry Steven I'll get you another ant!!!" the teacher consoled him.
"There will NEVER be another Bob!!!!!!!" Steven wailed. "But Bob Junior would work…"
"I'll get you Bob Junior then, ok?" she reassured him. "Oh and you can all go now!!!" It was two minutes early but she always let us out early.
"Hey Val!" It was Dylan. "So when are we having another band meeting????????" Dylan said the same thing every day. "Also I wanted to know if you wanted to-"
"For the last time Dylan I have a boyfriend!!!" Yes I do have a boyfriend his name is Garrett and I was extremely lucky he was in Florida when Jack came into the 21st century; he already growled when he heard the name Johnny Depp.
"But-" Dylan tried to say but I cut him off.
"But aren't you going out with Cassidy?"
"OH YEAH" Dylan became incredibly cheerful after that, he loved Cassidy. I have no idea how anyone could forget they had a girlfriend (or boyfriend). Especially if that girl was Cassidy. Cassidy was one strange person. I met her at Alyssa's birthday party where she tied all of us up in toilet paper…..
--- Next was art were there are two more of my strange friends…
"YAY it's Val!!!!!!!!!" Laura yelled.
"LETS CHOKE HER!!!!!!!" Lauren screamed.
Then they both ran up to me and did just that until they noticed Jack and tackled him.
"Johnny Depp!!! MUA HA HA HA!!!!" Lauren grinned impishly.
"It's a dude!" Laura exclaimed.
"No it's a supreme being." I stated. The art teacher told us to shut up and we did. But obviously she was being a little sarcastic because she ran over to Jack and hugged him, did I mention she was in her 50's?
"I like to give everyone freedom and not treat this as a normal class so you can draw whatever you want today!" she announced. It was not uncommon for her to allow us to do that! Lauren, Laura and I gave each other tips on how to draw manga style and Jack drew violent stick figures. The art teacher noticed Jack's stick figures. "Have you ever thought about seeing a psychologist? They're very effective I hear!"
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So did ya like it???
What's real- This is something new I'm going to do in each chapter it says what's real about the chapter. My Spanish class does look like that, we do listen to music and watch MTV, my Spanish teacher did say those things in Spanish to us, Bob really did jump off Steven's desk, Cassidy did wrap us in toilet paper, Lauren and Laura did choke me, and the art teacher likes Johnny Depp and has been known for suggesting people to got to psychologists.
Responses to reviews-
KittenGuardian- You have been my most loyal reviewer!!!! Thanks sooooooooooo much!!! I'm in your debt.
zeldagrl436- Thanks for the review glad you liked it!
Person- lol! I did take your advice!!! I'm writing this REALLY late at night!
CommodoreJewelz- Thanks! Jack in the 21st century is really fun to write because there are so many things you can make humorous, so many instances in which he could be really confused…
PLEASE PLEASE REVIEW, IT MEANS A LOT!!!! I want to see that people are reading and that people who read before are still reading!