Disclaimer: I don't own anything. Too bad.

A/N: I just wanted to remind you all that the characters are TOTALLY out of character in this fic. I'm just writing it for fun so don't take it too seriously. Please R&R, though!

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Chapter Two

Harry, Ron, and Ginny all arrived at the reunion together. Ron looked up at the building sadly, remembering how much better life was when he was in school than it was now. Harry almost turned around and flew right back to his apartment. He didn't want to have to see the faces of his old classmates again. He didn't want to have to see Cho, the girl who turned him down all those years ago and cried hysterically almost every time she saw him. He didn't want to have to see his worst enemy, Draco Malfoy. He didn't even want to see Hermione, his old best friend, in fear of what might have become of her since their school years.

Ginny, on the other hand, couldn't be happier. She was bobbing up and down as though she might burst if she didn't get inside soon enough.

"I don't know about you guys, but I don't want to just stare at the building the whole day. I'm going inside!" And with that she skipped up the stone steps, tripped and fell flat on her face, got up and continued to skip up again as though nothing happened.

Ron sighed. "Ginny," he mumbled, annoyed, following her up the stairs. But Harry stayed there for a few more minutes, contemplating whether or not he really should go.

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Colin was thrilled that the first person he laid eyes on when he entered Hogwarts was his first male crush, Harry Potter.

"Harry!" he cried. "I haven't seen you in ages! What's up, boy?" He gave him a big hug without even thinking about Harry's sexual orientation.

"Nothing much," Harry replied, slightly taken aback at Colin's flamboyant behavior. He eyed the long, flowered robe thing that Colin was wearing over his hot pink button down shirt and black pants. "What's up with you? What have you been doing lately?" He tried to make normal conversation.

"Well, I've been working at a quaint Muggle shop in London with my boyfriend Dylan," Colin explained, holding Dylan's arm to introduce him to Harry.

Harry held out his hand for Dylan to shake, not sure if he should be kissing his cheek or grabbing his butt instead. He was rather ignorant when it came to homosexuality, since he wasn't homosexual himself.

But Dylan took it and shook his hand. He seemed kind of shy, and very much less like one of the men from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy like Colin was. He had olivey skin and dark curly hair. Harry hated that he was thinking this, but he decided that if he was gay, he would probably be interested in a man much like Dylan.

"Nice to meet you," Dylan suddenly said, interrupting Harry's thoughts.

"So, what have you been up to, Harry? I haven't seen you in, like, forever, boy! Why didn't you keep in touch?" Colin asked, striking up conversation.

"Oh, I've been busy at the Ministry," Harry explained.

"Oooh, the Ministry, eh? Wow, that's pretty exciting. Congrats!" Colin exclaimed, giving Harry a playful push on the shoulder. "Oh, look, it's Ginny! I have to go say hi to her. Toodle-loo!" And with a swish of his flowered robe, Colin was off, with Dylan at his heels.

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Draco checked out his hair in Hermione's pocket mirror before swaggering up the steps to Hogwarts School. Hermione followed close behind, wearing a small, teal minidress that was cut very low to accentuate her unnaturally large breasts. Draco had decided to wear his leather pants and leather jacket with a white wife-beater underneath. Together, him and Hermione looked like the oddest couple on the face of this fair earth, but it didn't matter, they were both sexy as hell.

"Ready, babe?" Draco asked, grinning sexily and laying his hand on the large handle into the school.

"Of course," Hermione replied, squeezing his arm. Draco pulled open the door and she could feel his muscles flexing underneath the thick jacket. They walked confidently through the Great Hall and into the Dining Hall, holding hands.

Meanwhile, Harry and Ron were standing near the snack table on the other side of the room. Ron suddenly looked up and noticed the pair near the entrance.

"Hey, Harry, who's that chick with Malfoy?" Ron asked, tapping Harry's arm.

"Probably some Playboy Playmate," Harry replied, taking a sip of punch. He looked up at the couple and spat the punch out of his mouth. "That's Hermione!" he cried, wiping his mouth.

"What? Are you insane? You need glasses, fool!" Ron responded, rolling his eyes.

"No way, I am not joking. Look at her! She probably had a boob job and a tummy tuck and liposuction in her lips, but she still... I don't know, she still kind of looks like Hermione," Harry tried to explain. She looked completely different, but he could still see a small bit of the old Hermione in her. Maybe it was in her deep brown eyes- yes, those were the same. If everything else was different, at least Malfoy hadn't stolen the last spark of that brainiac bookworm Harry remembered as Hermione Granger.

"Jesus Christ," Ron whispered, staring at her as though she was a giant tornado wiping out the Western Hemisphere that was heading straight for him. "I guess that really is Hermione.".

"Who're you guys ogling at?" Ginny asked, suddenly popping up next to them. She looked over at the couple. "Who is that- OH MY GOD! It's Hermione!" she cried. "No way in- I think I'm going to vomit...".

"Let's go talk to her," Harry said, grabbing Ron and Ginny's arms and walking toward Draco and Hermione.

Hermione glanced at her left to see three poorly dressed people sauntering toward her. She recognized them immediately to be her old best friends when she was that silly little immature girl at Hogwarts. She may be mature now, but she was still polite.

"Harry, Ginny, and Ron! It's so great to see you!" she replied, grinning broadly. She could hear Draco snort from her right. She ignored him and hugged her ex-friends politely.

"Hey, Hermione," Harry replied. "Long time no see." He patted her bare shoulder.

"Well, what can I say? I'm a busy woman," she explained, subconsciously brushing off her shoulder where Harry had touched it.

"So what have you been doing? I see that you're dating Draco..." Ginny said, turning a pale shade of green.

"Yes, Draco and I are living together. He works at the Ministry," Hermione informed them.

"Ah, yes, I've seen him around the ole building," Ron said, trying to sound happy and casual. "Oh, look, there's Colin! I think I want to say hi to him one more time, don't you two agree? Yes, you do. Now, off we go! Nice to see you, Mione!" He dragged Harry and Ginny off to the other side of the room.

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Draco did a double take when he saw Cho standing in the entrance to the Dining Hall of Hogwarts. She was standing with a girl he hadn't seen in a long time, who had grown much older than he had remembered. Oh, God, what do I do? He thought to himself. He didn't know if he should go and greet Cho and... er... Samantha, or if she would come to him. Suddenly she looked over and they made eye contact. Her eyes were cold and icy, but they didn't look away. He made his way through the crowd to say hello to the pair.

Cho stared at Draco in his leather get-up as he walked toward her. A third of her wanted to turn and walk away, never having to look at him ever again, while another third of her wanted to throw her arms around his neck and make sweet love to him all day and night long. The last part of her wanted to tell him off for being such a bastard to her all of Samantha's life.

"Hi," he said, nodding at Cho.

She smiled in response and said, "Samantha, do you remember your father, Draco?" She didn't realize how odd that sentence sounded until after she said it.

Samantha nodded, looking bored.

"Hi, Samantha," Draco said awkwardly. What else was he going to say? "Nice to see you again, daughter that I never write to or call, even on your birthday"? "Er... what's up?".

She shrugged. "Nothing much.".

Draco sighed. Thank God she was so comfortable with him.

Suddenly Hermione came up from behind him and began caressing his neck and hair. "Baby, lets find a room upstairs. I'm bored." She looked up and saw Cho and Samantha. Her hands stopped moving. "Oh... er... Hi!" she replied quickly, plastering a smile on her face and removing her hands from Draco's head.

This can only end in black eyes and bloody noses, Draco thought.

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A/N: Did you like it? I'm trying not to make it too serious or else... Well then this story won't be fun. Please R&R! Should I continue or is this a lost cause? Thanks!

PS: I'm having problems with the separators for the different segments of the story, so please forgive me if it's kind of confusing from part to part. Nothing ever shows up in my stories :(