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"Samantha, why don't you head over to the snack table. I need to talk to Draco in private," Cho said, lightly nudging her daughter toward the snack table, while pulling Draco to the side. Hermione caught her stare and glared at her. Her eyes were like daggers. Cho rolled her eyes.

"Don't worry, honey," Draco said reassuringly as Cho pulled him away, "I wouldn't do anything to hurt you!" He turned to Cho who had now shut them both in a janitor's closet. "Cho, what's this all about?"

Cho sighed. "I think you know perfectly well, Draco," she responded.

Draco chewed on his lower lip. He did know, but he wasn't about to start off the conversation.

"I just wanted to remind you that, although she lives with me, Samantha is your daughter, too. I'm not saying she's your responsibility, or anything, but do you know how much it hurts to look at her and remember that her father is some lazy bastard who doesn't even call on his own daughter's birthday?!" Cho cried. "You don't have to do any of this stuff, I just want you to know how much of a bastard you've been for the last 11 years and how much it has affected me."

Draco was silent for a minute. Then finally he spoke, "Sorry," he said. Sheesh... what a boring thing to say...

Cho rolled her eyes. "Sorry isn't going to cut it," she mumbled, folding her arms.

"Well what is? I know I was an asshole, but I can't redo those last 11 years!" he said angrily.

"Yes you can," Cho said seductively, a glimmer in her eyes.

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"Is that someone's kid?" Harry whispered to Ron who was standing next to him at the snack table. He was looking over at a girl with dark hair and gray eyes who looked too old to be a child of someone at the reunion.

Ron glanced over at the girl, his mouth full of Cheetos. "Ih goo so. Wha ess coo beh?" he replied, spitting out particles of food as he did so.

"Good point," Harry responded.

"Ess oh tah oo eh," Ron said.

"Fine, but you first," Harry said.

Ron rolled his eyes. "Ibe," he grumbled, walking over to the girl. "I wohn eeseey. Oo oo?" he said to the girl.

"I'm Samantha Chang," she said, slightly taken aback by Ron and his mouthful of orange.

"Ang!" Ron whispered to Harry. "Oh dah-uh!"

Harry nodded solemnly. "Could you please swallow now? You're getting little pieces of Cheeto all over me," he said, flicking off a little bit that had landed on his elbow.

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"You're so much different now, Hermione," Ginny said to her old best friend over on the other side of the room.

Hermione blew a piece of blonde hair out of her eye.

"Is it all because of Draco?" Ginny wondered aloud.

Hermione shrugged. "I don't know. A few years after we graduated, I decided I was ugly and that I should do something about it. So I did." She took out a nail file from her purse and started filing her perfectly French manicured nails. "Then Draco fell madly in love with me." She sighed, as if the story was a tragedy, rather than an odd, sexy romance. "Speaking of Draco, how long is Cho going to talk to him for? He said he'd never do anything to hurt me..." She pouted her ultra-shiny lips.

"Why is he talking to Cho without you?" Ginny asked. She couldn't imagine Draco and Hermione being the couple that would split up easily at a party.

Hermione sighed. "At the end of Cho's 7th year, she fucked Draco and got pregnant. Now she's all pissed that he doesn't call her every second to check up on her stupid daughter," she explained.

Ginny raised an eyebrow, stunned. Draco Malfoy got Cho Chang pregnant? What a story. She must tell Ron and Harry!

"Well, it was nice catching up with you. I'll talk to you later." She turned and scampered off.

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"You guys! Did you know that Malfoy got Cho pregnant her 7th year?!" she cried in Harry and Ron's faces when she located them at the snack table.

They both turned and looked at the person standing next to them, who happened to be Samantha Chang.

"Oops," Ginny said with a laugh. "Why don't we move our conversation over here..."

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About a half hour later, Draco and Cho emerged from the janitor's closet.

"Hermione's going to be pissed," Draco said, slipping on his leather jacket.

"Just as long as you didn't get me pregnant again, I'll be okay," Cho said with a wink, walking away from Draco.

Draco sighed as she strolled off. He realized how hard it would be to decide whether Hermione or Cho's sex was better.

Life's choices; some of them are so difficult to decide.

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A/N: Hee, hee... I'm sorry, but I couldn't resist making that happen. Please review :D!