A/N YAY! I don't own FOP, but anything you don't recognize, I do own . not gonna tell you any more! Oh, and PLEASE correct me if I got Crocker's first name wrong. I looked through me collection and couldn't for the life of me find the episode where they go back to Crocker's past.
The alarm clock went off in the small, monotonous gray room, and two beings poofed into view. One was definitely female, her pink hair mussed due to some unspoken event which can only be guessed at. Her pink eyes were dazed and glossy, and her peasant blouse and bell bottoms had obviously been thrown on as a second thought. The second figure was a male with similarly mussed green hair and sleepy green eyes, wearing bell bottoms and a baggy green T-shirt with the word 'love' written over a peace sign. Both were hovering in the air over the bed occupied by a boy as gray as the room without the use of their wings.
"Wake up, Denzel," the pink haired floating lady said, attempting to sound cheerful around the obvious drag in her voice. The gray boy awoke and groped for his glasses.
"Wanda!" he whined when he succeeded in putting on his glasses and reading his clock. "It's Sunday! Why did you wake me up at 7 a.m. on a Sunday!?"
"Because tomorrow's your first day of school," the green coloured man chimed in, awake as the birds chirping outside the window, "And that means today we go shopping!" Denzel groaned miserably.
"Not shopping!" he moaned into his pillow. Wanda poofed him out of bed and into some respectable clothes as he continued to mope. "Why can't you just buy it all without me? You KNOW I hate shopping!"
"Oh, I know, Sweetie," Wanda cooed, "but this isn't normal shopping; this is fairy shopping." The boy looked at her in confusion.
"Fairy shopping?" he asked. the green man nodded happily.
"Uh-huh!" he said. "It's shopping without all the hassle of looking for things! Or paying for them!" Denzel didn't look convinced.
"Cosmo," he complained, "shopping is shopping." Cosmo thought about that for a moment.
"Well too bad," Wanda huffed, shoving Cosmo's thinking to the side. "You are going shopping one way or the other. Now deal with it!" Denzel cringed, as did Cosmo.
"What's her problem?" he whispered to his green companion.
"Oh, she's just going through that time of the month," Cosmo replied loudly. Wanda glared at him menacingly, causing him to shrink again. Denzel watched the display with interest.
"I...see," he said more to himself.
When the tempest known as Wanda was finished, the shopping commenced. Wanda poofed up a wardrobe of whatever he asked for while Cosmo basically did nothing more than comment on how Denzel looked in each choice. After several hours of this, Wanda's magic was beginning to feel the strain. Cosmo took over for the school items like lunch boxes and notebooks. Some of them got a little outrageous, and Wanda had to end the session before things got really out of hand.
"Cosmo," Wanda said, stopping him mid-wish grant for a flame-thrower pencil, "We really should stop. I'm getting tired, and it's starting to get dark." Cosmo looked out the window and saw the night sky sparkling with stars. He looked at Wanda's tired face and shrugged.
"Okay," he said happily. "Hey Denzel, let's call it quits, okay? Remember, you have your first day of school tomorrow!"
Denzel sighed and headed off to bed. As he crawled into bed, Cosmo turned to Wanda.
"You know," he said almost defensively, "he really is a good kid." Wanda sighed contentedly and looked at her husband as they changed into Denzel's pet parrots.
"I know," she said.
Okay, I'm tired. Sorry. this chapter doesn't make a lot of sense probably, the reference about the 'good kid' at the end is about their previous charge which will be brought up in later chapters. Actually, a lot of stuff will make more sense later. Oh well, R&R, and I'll try to get the next chapter up as soon as I can, but I have some other stories to update first . Also, if I get any name wrong at ANY point in time, PLEASE TELL ME!!!! thank you!
The alarm clock went off in the small, monotonous gray room, and two beings poofed into view. One was definitely female, her pink hair mussed due to some unspoken event which can only be guessed at. Her pink eyes were dazed and glossy, and her peasant blouse and bell bottoms had obviously been thrown on as a second thought. The second figure was a male with similarly mussed green hair and sleepy green eyes, wearing bell bottoms and a baggy green T-shirt with the word 'love' written over a peace sign. Both were hovering in the air over the bed occupied by a boy as gray as the room without the use of their wings.
"Wake up, Denzel," the pink haired floating lady said, attempting to sound cheerful around the obvious drag in her voice. The gray boy awoke and groped for his glasses.
"Wanda!" he whined when he succeeded in putting on his glasses and reading his clock. "It's Sunday! Why did you wake me up at 7 a.m. on a Sunday!?"
"Because tomorrow's your first day of school," the green coloured man chimed in, awake as the birds chirping outside the window, "And that means today we go shopping!" Denzel groaned miserably.
"Not shopping!" he moaned into his pillow. Wanda poofed him out of bed and into some respectable clothes as he continued to mope. "Why can't you just buy it all without me? You KNOW I hate shopping!"
"Oh, I know, Sweetie," Wanda cooed, "but this isn't normal shopping; this is fairy shopping." The boy looked at her in confusion.
"Fairy shopping?" he asked. the green man nodded happily.
"Uh-huh!" he said. "It's shopping without all the hassle of looking for things! Or paying for them!" Denzel didn't look convinced.
"Cosmo," he complained, "shopping is shopping." Cosmo thought about that for a moment.
"Well too bad," Wanda huffed, shoving Cosmo's thinking to the side. "You are going shopping one way or the other. Now deal with it!" Denzel cringed, as did Cosmo.
"What's her problem?" he whispered to his green companion.
"Oh, she's just going through that time of the month," Cosmo replied loudly. Wanda glared at him menacingly, causing him to shrink again. Denzel watched the display with interest.
"I...see," he said more to himself.
When the tempest known as Wanda was finished, the shopping commenced. Wanda poofed up a wardrobe of whatever he asked for while Cosmo basically did nothing more than comment on how Denzel looked in each choice. After several hours of this, Wanda's magic was beginning to feel the strain. Cosmo took over for the school items like lunch boxes and notebooks. Some of them got a little outrageous, and Wanda had to end the session before things got really out of hand.
"Cosmo," Wanda said, stopping him mid-wish grant for a flame-thrower pencil, "We really should stop. I'm getting tired, and it's starting to get dark." Cosmo looked out the window and saw the night sky sparkling with stars. He looked at Wanda's tired face and shrugged.
"Okay," he said happily. "Hey Denzel, let's call it quits, okay? Remember, you have your first day of school tomorrow!"
Denzel sighed and headed off to bed. As he crawled into bed, Cosmo turned to Wanda.
"You know," he said almost defensively, "he really is a good kid." Wanda sighed contentedly and looked at her husband as they changed into Denzel's pet parrots.
"I know," she said.
Okay, I'm tired. Sorry. this chapter doesn't make a lot of sense probably, the reference about the 'good kid' at the end is about their previous charge which will be brought up in later chapters. Actually, a lot of stuff will make more sense later. Oh well, R&R, and I'll try to get the next chapter up as soon as I can, but I have some other stories to update first . Also, if I get any name wrong at ANY point in time, PLEASE TELL ME!!!! thank you!