Two hours later, Reginald walked into the Digital Bean's office and handed the manager the bill.
"What's this at the bottom of the bill?'' asked the manager, looking at the message written in a convenient blank space: "Fix the fan now. The Village is coming for you.''
Reginald explained, "I saw one of your patrons calling the village about your bathroom fan, which, as I hope you know, is venting into the bedroom of the apartment upstairs.''
"Oh, dear. I didn't know about the fan,'' replied the manager, handing Reginald the $250 for the job. "I think we will be closing early today to deal with that situation.''
"That's a very good idea.'' Reginald headed back for Claryssa's apartment, and the two went back to work on their list of offensive words.
Later that day, a contractor came and re-routed the exhaust outside the building. When the village inspector came to check the accusation out, they found nothing wrong, and Miranda was publicly shamed until the manager confessed to having the fan situation worked out.
A few days after this, Reginald came back to the Digital Bean to disconnect all the front panel USB connectors at the stations in the hope of preventing future worm incidents, and made several hundred dollars. The disconnections led to outrage amongst the Bean's patrons, and to prevent himself from being seriously injured by scalding coffee and other weapons at the patrons' disposal, the manager had Reginald reconnect the front panel connectors at a cost of a few hundred more bucks.
Ethan subsequently ran beanse.cx.exe (under the guise of "Free Porn at the Digital Bean.exe'') for the second time, and, as a result, was banned from bringing in thumb drives.
The End – A Czq'bqymc Joint