Disclaimer: This Is stupid but amusing so lets get it over with, NO!

A/N: Question, did you miss me? Sorry I took so long, shout out for HpFanatic04 for remaining so cool I missed you to babes.

Chapter 16.

1 year and 7 months later.

June 29th.

"James it's Harry's birthday next week I don't want him to have an unhappy one, and I want us to be living by the end of it." Said Lily shaking slightly.

"Look Lily you want us to beat Peter, just listen to Sirius." Pleaded James.

Lily through herself into a leather sofa, looking at Sirius in defeat.

"Well I think we should pretend that Peter is secret keeper...ssshh Lily... wait I care for Harry as well. Peter will think he's secret keeper... get my drift." Asked Sirius.

"Sirius you're a genius I could kiss you." Exclaimed Lily.

"Why don't you?" Joked Sirius, which caused James to hit him around the head.

"I was only joking." Said Sirius with mock hurt in his eyes.

July 26th.

Dear Wormtail,

I'm glad you have agreed to swap with Padfoot, you do not know how much this means to Almond and I. To complete it we would like it if you could drop by today.

Prongs.

"Lily, that made me feel nauseous writing it, thanking him when I should be wringing his filthy little scrawny treacherous neck." Said James.

"I know James, but there is nothing we can do about it except this." Lily sighed.

"Okay lovebirds what we are going to do is give him the wrong incantation we'll mispronounce it, when will Dumbledore arrive?'' Asked Sirius.

"I already have." Spoke the aging headmaster.

"Prongs, Almond." Called the squeaky voice of Peter Pettigrew.

"Quick hide Albus." Ordered James. "We're in Harry's room Wormtail.

Peter shuffled into the room nervously refusing to make eye contact with anyone.

"I want you to know James that you are my best friend, and keeping you, Lily and Harry safe is nothing at all." Said Peter quickly eyes still spinning madly.

"Of course Wormtail." Said James with a forced smile plastered on his face.

"Well on with it." Sirius said.

"Peter come here stand with us we must join hands." Lily said beckoning Peter to join them.

Peter steeped forward and grabbed Lily and Harry's hands; James held Lily and Harry's other hands, leaving his to face Peter.

"Now Peter we will begin by saying the incantation and than we will tell you the secret." Said James in a business like tone.

"Fiddles."

"I James Potter am placing in you a secret that I wish for you to keep and am trusting you with my life to keep. My wife Lily Evans Potter, son Harry James Potter and I are hiding in Godric's Hollow in attempt to avoid death from Voldemort, we are constantly on the run and we would like for you to keep it to yourself when we are in our house and out." Said James.

"I Peter Pettigrew agree to keep your secret in order to protect you from the evil that threatens you James Potter, your wife Lily Evans Potter and your son Harry James Potter." Finished Peter.

"Litica" Whispered Sirius causing red and gold light to surround the formed circle.

"Well Peter I suggest you go home and keep safe I'll check up on you regularly." Said Sirius quickly.

"Very well, I'll see you after this is all over, let me kiss Harry goodnight."

"Oh wait I forgot to tell you Harry has a contagious muggle child disease, it's deadly to adult wizards." Said Lily quickly.

"But I just held his hand." Said Peter curiously.

"Oh chicken pox is a face thing." Said Lily quickly.

"Well see you." Muttered Peter, and with that he aperated.

"He is not kissing my baby, who does he think he is, I was worried Peter might hear your spell Sirius that could have blown it." Lily said.

"Not performing the spell would make him more suspicious, he's slow but not thaaaaaaaaaat dumb." Answered Sirius.

"Well all is in order I have secrecy senses all over you house so as soon as Voldemort appears I will come and imprison him.

A/N: Well I'm not that happy about this chapter but thanks for bearing with me.