I ate, I spelt, I breathed, but I wasent happy. I wanted to be alone, I was alone. No one messed with me, and I was glad. I didnt need someone bugging me when I was irritated. This all started with Jack! If Jack hadent of found me, I wouldnt be on this hellhole. I hated Jack, he was a pedofile, and I despised him. I loved him in the movies, he was smart, funny, and always said the right things at the right time. Now in real life he was dumb as a rock, lame, and said the wrong things at the wrong time. I started to realize that being in a movie wasent all it was cracked up to be.

I didnt have a room and I wasent going to ask Jack for one. I knew him answer already. He would say 'you can sleep with me luv' or ' I have an idea luv' gggrrr. Thinking about him made my blood boil. I found a spot on deck where no one would bother me. I was hungry, my stomach started bitching at me. I wasent going to ask Jack for food, I wasent going to ask Jack for anything. The boat made me sick, the crew made me sick, and Jack made me sick.

'I see land Captain!' I looked up and saw a young man up in the birdsnest. He smiled down on me as I turned my head away. 'Just great.' I thought. 'I get to go to a town with Jack, yipee!' My thoughts were tainted with sarcasm everytime I thought of Jack. He walked towards me and I growled and clenched my fists. 'Could ye stand up for a sec luv.' My blood pressure rised as that damned word 'luv' came out of his lips. 'Well luv we are going to Tortuga and I'm sorry but I cant trust ye with me ship so yur comin with me luv.' He turned on his heel as swayed away, it was actully a really gay walk to be perfectly honest. Everyone started getting off the ship so I
followed. A queer smell enetered my nose as I enetered this 'Tortuga'. All I saw where whores ontop of guys and the occasional breast. I could tell already that I would hate this place.