"I hope you know that it's your fault that we're stuck here" Ron spoke angrily
"Well, I was just trying to help a friend, it's not like this "guy" can even keep is here. Look what I hid."
Hermione reached into her robe pocket and took out her wand.
"That creep is going "beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeping" down!"
"And I thought I was the dirty mouth here"
"I'm just like this when I'm about to break the "beep" out of here and "beep" some wizard's "beep"
"Hermione! I think you should use some of the soap I brought here to clean that "beep" mouth of yours"
The "beeping" continued all night and they finally went to sleep after calling each other "beeps"
(R&R)