So Jack, the crew, and me walked into the shitfest of a 'village',
and of course the first place Jack went was the bar. I didnt need to
go in there, i didnt want to go in there, but Jack couldnt 'trust
me'. He really needed to learn to learn about trust, because I was more
trustworthy than he'd ever be.
We walked in, the place and its smell almost made me gag. I coughed and covered my nose. Jack looked at me and smiled, I widened my eyes and gave him that 'what the hell are you looking at?' look. Jack sat down on a bar stool as the crew split up and headed for their women. I sat too, and looked at the man beside me. He was drunk, very drunk and it looked like he was going to pass out. Everyone was practically like that. I shifted in the stool, it was so uncomfortable. I looked over and Jack had a women on him. It looked more like a teenager. I overheard the manager talking to this pirate, they were both looking at the girl ontop of Jack. 'Damn teenagers, don't know what to do with themselves!' I looked at Jack and got up. I walked over to that damn whore and tapped her on the shoulder gently. She looked at me and sneered, showing me her disgusting teeth. 'What do you want bitch?'. My blood pressure boiled and I looked at Jack, who was giving me a cheeky grin. 'Exactly how old are you? 15, 16?' The girl puffed out her chest, maybe it was a dominince thing or something. 'I am 15...' Jack coughed and pushed her off his lap. 'Damn women, why didn' ye tell me that sooner?' I laughed, it was the first time I laughed since I ended up in this movie. He looked at me and got this sour look on his face. 'What is your name again?' I looked up at him and practically screamed 'YES'! 'Maybe this time...' I thought. 'He'll start calling me by my real name and not luv'. I pushed out my hand, ready to shake. 'Clair Robertson.' Jack smiled and grabbed my hand, but instead of shaking it, he kissed it. 'Nice to meet you, Claire.' He sat back down in his seat and ordered rum. 'Damn, its gonna be a long night.'
By half an hour I was already tired and ready to go back to that damned ship and sleep. I walked over to Jack who was having a deep conversation with the manager. 'Jack?' He turned around. 'That would be Captain Jack Sparrow.' I growled and shrugged my shoulders. 'Fine Captain Sparrow, I want to go back to the ship, I wanna sleep.' The bar manager held out some keys to Jack as he grabbed my hand. 'Come on, I have somewhere you can sleep.' He dragged me up some rickety stairs and past some whores that were having sex right in the hallway. Jack stopped at a room and took out those keys. He opened the door and led me in, I looked around, it was nasty. 'Ye can sleep 'ere Claire.' I cringed my nodded. Jack went to open the door, but it wouldnt budge. 'There must be someone on the other side.' He looked through a hole in the door and saw three people there, having a threesome. 'Well Claire looks like we are sharing a room.' I ran to the door. 'LET ME OUT, YOU FUCKERS, LET-ME- THE-HELL-OUT!' I finally gave up when I heard laughing and ottles breaking outside the door. Jack sat down on the bed and I shook my head. 'no no no! You on the floor.' Jack raised his eyebrow. 'And who payed for the room? Its either you on the floor or us sharing a bed.' I sat down beside him, and looked at his face. He didnt have any humour on it, I would be alright. 'Ok but if you try anything, I'll cut your manhood off.' Jack nodded as he blew out the candle we had lit. In a couple on minutes I heard snoring. 'This blows, this totally blows.'
trustworthy than he'd ever be.
We walked in, the place and its smell almost made me gag. I coughed and covered my nose. Jack looked at me and smiled, I widened my eyes and gave him that 'what the hell are you looking at?' look. Jack sat down on a bar stool as the crew split up and headed for their women. I sat too, and looked at the man beside me. He was drunk, very drunk and it looked like he was going to pass out. Everyone was practically like that. I shifted in the stool, it was so uncomfortable. I looked over and Jack had a women on him. It looked more like a teenager. I overheard the manager talking to this pirate, they were both looking at the girl ontop of Jack. 'Damn teenagers, don't know what to do with themselves!' I looked at Jack and got up. I walked over to that damn whore and tapped her on the shoulder gently. She looked at me and sneered, showing me her disgusting teeth. 'What do you want bitch?'. My blood pressure boiled and I looked at Jack, who was giving me a cheeky grin. 'Exactly how old are you? 15, 16?' The girl puffed out her chest, maybe it was a dominince thing or something. 'I am 15...' Jack coughed and pushed her off his lap. 'Damn women, why didn' ye tell me that sooner?' I laughed, it was the first time I laughed since I ended up in this movie. He looked at me and got this sour look on his face. 'What is your name again?' I looked up at him and practically screamed 'YES'! 'Maybe this time...' I thought. 'He'll start calling me by my real name and not luv'. I pushed out my hand, ready to shake. 'Clair Robertson.' Jack smiled and grabbed my hand, but instead of shaking it, he kissed it. 'Nice to meet you, Claire.' He sat back down in his seat and ordered rum. 'Damn, its gonna be a long night.'
By half an hour I was already tired and ready to go back to that damned ship and sleep. I walked over to Jack who was having a deep conversation with the manager. 'Jack?' He turned around. 'That would be Captain Jack Sparrow.' I growled and shrugged my shoulders. 'Fine Captain Sparrow, I want to go back to the ship, I wanna sleep.' The bar manager held out some keys to Jack as he grabbed my hand. 'Come on, I have somewhere you can sleep.' He dragged me up some rickety stairs and past some whores that were having sex right in the hallway. Jack stopped at a room and took out those keys. He opened the door and led me in, I looked around, it was nasty. 'Ye can sleep 'ere Claire.' I cringed my nodded. Jack went to open the door, but it wouldnt budge. 'There must be someone on the other side.' He looked through a hole in the door and saw three people there, having a threesome. 'Well Claire looks like we are sharing a room.' I ran to the door. 'LET ME OUT, YOU FUCKERS, LET-ME- THE-HELL-OUT!' I finally gave up when I heard laughing and ottles breaking outside the door. Jack sat down on the bed and I shook my head. 'no no no! You on the floor.' Jack raised his eyebrow. 'And who payed for the room? Its either you on the floor or us sharing a bed.' I sat down beside him, and looked at his face. He didnt have any humour on it, I would be alright. 'Ok but if you try anything, I'll cut your manhood off.' Jack nodded as he blew out the candle we had lit. In a couple on minutes I heard snoring. 'This blows, this totally blows.'