Hello everyone! I used to do this whole FanFiction thing a long time ago, and I recently have taken it up again, only I've changed my username, deleted all my previous stories and...well, that's about it. Please enjoy this first chapter, I'll write more when I can.

Love Hina and all of that sheebang belongs to Ken Akamatsu, any original stuff belongs to me.

Let's see, this takes place a bit after the Love Hina Epilogue, If all goes according to plan, it'll be really creepy if everyone is normal age, so we'll make Su only a year or two younger than Keitaro, instead of around six. I can do that if I want, 'cause I'm the author. Muahahaha!

It's a friggin' romance fic! Arggh, I can't believe I made one of these. I hate myself. I figure I might as well, as in order to get better at writing, you should really try out all sorts of genres. I've always been a big fan of Su in the Love Hina series so let's see how it all works out, eh?
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What's New with You, Kaolla Su?

Chapter 1

Lying there in his arms was simply bliss, she thought. It was as if it was meant to be. It was just he and she, together for all eternity.

"Hold me closer, Keitaro," she said, looking up at him.

He placed a kiss on her forehead and smiled contentedly.

Just then, however, she heard another voice. It was a cold and spiteful voice and it shouted at her, "Leave my husband alone!"

Her eyes opened suddenly, and traced the room, looking for signs of her loud and bossy antagonist.

"It was just a dream," she muttered, pulling out a small picture from under her pillow. It was a picture of her and Keitaro, the only one in existence. She smiled as she looked at herself, practically strangling Keitaro. This picture was from a long time ago.

"It was just a dream," she repeated. This was a very annoying dream, and was one that frequented most of the residents of Hinata House. The person who had this dream the most however, was not the person you would expect...

Kaolla Su put the picture down and proceeded to poke around under the pillow some more until she found a small box, which she opened up. In it was some Banana Takoyaki. Her smile slightly increased as she put some in her mouth. Her two great loves there, under her pillow. She replaced the box and contemplated the flavor of the food. She loved it not only because it wonderfully blended two of the most incredible foods in the world into one mouth-watering delicacy, but also because it reminded her of her date with Keitaro.

She sighed. It was her only date with him, and it had happened at least four or five years ago. Why, why, oh why? Knowing she wouldn't get back to sleep, she whipped out her journal and began writing in it.

I had the same dream again tonight. It gets very bothersome, I wish I could just get rid of him; it would be so much easier that way.

She paused and thought.

Recent plans for a brain control device failed when I attempted to use it on Keitaro. I do hope I'm not losing my touch. I do hope my 'Dream Alteration Device' goes well.

Her Dream Alteration Device was something that she definitely needed. Anything to replace the current dreams she was having. She knew they were wrong. Even her old nightmares would do. She thought about this for a minute. Ever since that day, the worst day of her life, she thought, her dreams had ceased being nightmares, and only became dreams of complete and abjectsadness. She fed the page of the journal into a computer that, after a second, said 'Lock Complete.' She got up and made her way out of the room to the hot spring. She could hear snores coming from inside Keitaro's room. These weren't the snores of just one person, though. It was two people.

The worst day of her life, and the reason she hated her dreams so much lay in that room. Keitaro was married. Tears filled her eyes at the thought. She couldn't get mad at Keitaro; it was impossible. Keitaro had every right to marry Naru, and every reason. She was smart and beautiful and nice and perfect. She couldn't get mad at Naru either. Keitaro was the perfect man, and she was one of Su's best friends.

Still, she thought, what does life have against me?

She made her way to the hot spring and simply fell in. Screw the clothes and screw the water flying everywhere. Tama-chan floated down and sat on her head as if egging Su to catch her and eat her. Su resisted temptation, much to Tama-chan's surprise.

"Myuh?"

"I can't tell you, you'll just go off and blab to Mutsumi," Su replied.

"Myuh," said Tama-chan, looking hurt.

"It's the truth, now bug off before I put you in a stew."

"Myuh..."

Su jumped and stared at the turtle floating there, calmly.

"How the hell do you know that?"

"Myuh," Tama-chan replied, matter-of-factly.

"So I like Keitaro...doesn't everyone?"

Su got up and walked into the changing room to dry herself off.

As Su was walking back to her room to get some new clothes, Keitaro came up next to her. She smiled and proceeded to jump on him, much to his dismay.

"What's new with you, Su?" Keitaro laughed. He liked saying that, as it rhymed.

"Not much," Su replied, somehow sitting cross-legged on Keitaro's head. He smelled nice. He smelled...like...Naru?

She got off him, and shuddered, her smile fading completely. She forced herself to grin, and said, "So...got some action with Naru then, huh?"

Keitaro looked surprised and said, "You know I haven't!"

Su stared at him a bit, trying to judge his words. He was telling the truth, she supposed. Keitaro was a terrible liar. She smiled and ran down the hall to her room. Naru came out of Keitaro's room and looked to him, and then the girl running down the hall.

"Put the moves on her, and scared her off, I assume?" Naru said smiling.

Keitaro nodded, "Something like that," he said. He stared at Su going down to her room. He shook his head. Something about that one, he thought. She had been acting a bit odd, ever since he and Naru had gotten back from their honeymoon.

He walked down to the kitchen to help Shinobu with breakfast.

"Hey," he said to her. She was already preparing something that smelled delicious, as usual. Very few things that Shinobu made were remotely bad.

"Hello, sempai," she said happily.

"Um..." he said, turning on the stove and getting some frying pans ready. "Do you think Su's been acting strange lately?"

"Kaolla?" Shinobu asked.

As if there was another Su, Keitaro thought.

"Yeah, a bit. I wonder what's up," she said after a while, although she didn't seem too concerned. Why would she be, it was probably nothing. The only thing Su had ever been really sad about was when she lost her tooth, and contemplated leaving, but that was it.

If Su almost left because of a missing tooth, Keitaro thought to himself, I would hate to see what happens if something really saddening occurs. It must be nothing, he concluded, because she's still here. He shrugged and continued with his work around the kitchen.

It was at that time that Kaolla, reclothed, finished her newest device. She loved building new things. It was one of the few things that made her forget her troubles. Unless, of course, those troubles happened to be new inventions blowing up.

"Mahahahahahaha! My newest invention is completed!" she cackled, and went to find someone to test it on. Fortunately for her, one resident was still sleeping.
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To tell you the truth, I'm surprised I made a romance fic. I never did like writing them, oh well. Reviews are greatly appreciated. Flaming is not allowed, but I'm definitely open to some 'constructive criticism' as they say. Compliments are appreciated too, of course.