"Oh Draco," sighed Ginny. "I love you more than all of the gir- I mean, boys in the world!"
"Right back at thee," Malfoy replied poetically.
Suddenly, a very heartbroken Hermione glided towards her lover to be. "Draco! You have feelings for her?"
"I can explain, dearest!" Draco tried to explain. But Hermione wouldn't let him.
"I thought you loved me!" Hermione cried. When Malfoy tried to comfort her, she slapped him in the face.
"Get away from him!" Ginny yelled.
Hermione continued sobbing.
Seeing all of the comotion, Ronald walked into the scene. "Who dares make my Hermione weep?" he demanded.
Hermione pointed a trembling finger in Malfoy's direction.
Ron glared at him. "You promised me you'd take care of my flower, Malfoy," he growled.
"Yeah, well, Ginny here charges less," Malfoy shrugged.
"You've broken my heart!" Hermione sobbed.
"Yeah, and you've got money coming out of your ears!" Ron added. "How could you worry about fees?"
"I am sorry, my dearest," Malfoy apologized to Hermione. "It shall never happen again, I swear."
"But you've done this before!" Shouted Hermione. "I'm not falling for it."
Ron picked her up. "Come on, flower. He doesn't appreciate you."
And with that, he carried her away.
Malfoy and Ginny looked at each other.
"Uh... where was I...?" Ginny mumbled. "Oh yeah! I love you so much! I am so happy I dumped Micheal Corner."
"Well, I couldn't stand the thought of you two together, so I killed him." Malfoy said.
Ginny embraced him. "My heart soars!"
"Mine is just sore," a man in the shadows said.
The happy couple turned around, to find Harry.
"I thought you loved me," Harry said solemnly.
Ginny burst into tears. "It's too much! I am so sorry, Harr-"
"Not you!" Harry shouted. "Draco!"
"I told you, we're over," Malfoy said.
"But I'm not over you, bumblebee," Harry replied.
"Well, people were starting to get suspicious,"
"Don't you CARE about me???"
"I didn't think you'd take me seriously when I said i was gay,"
"Well, I did, and now my heart is broken,"
"I'm with Ginny now. I must stay loyal," Malfoy explained. "But..."
"Don't listen to him!" Ginny yelled, gripping Malfoy's head.
"Ginny," Malfoy started. "I'm sorry, but my heart belongs to Harry,"
"NOOOOOOOO!" moaned Ginny, dropping to her knees.
Fin
A/N: And that is the result of wanting to write a romance fic. It always sucks. Oh well. I hope you got a laugh out of it, at least. What I don't understand is how Malfoy could ever fall in love with a good person. He hates the weasleys, grangers, and Harry. It must be another one of the fanfiction mysteries...