Narrator: Previously on Samurai Pizza Cats
Dash: EVOLUTION! (Goes into his cross pose and light flashes)
Narrator: A new face shows up at the Pizza Cat looking for work. He quickly shows himself to be useful doing deliveries and is hired to help while Good Bird is on his honeymoon. But soon there is a call about a giant robot on the outskirts of Little Tokyo (gee what else is new), so the Samurai Pizza Cats blast off to defeat it just like they usually do. But this was no ordinary robot. The Pizza Cats were in big trouble. So Francine dispatches the rescue team. But Dash sees her do that and realizes he needs to help. Will he or the Rescue Team reach the SPC in time? Will this be the end? Has evil finally won? (Will I get to stop asking these really corny cliff hanger questions?) Find out in Part 2 of THE COMING OF THE CROSS, Today on SPC: Evolution!
(Scene opens on Dash inside his armor)
D (thinking): Hold on guys, help is on the way.
Speedy (thinking and in a world of pain): We have seriously got to rethink our attack strategy, but how? (Light bulb appears) I got it!
N: Speedy has an idea? Quick call the local news media! Schedule a press conference!
S: Hey, It isn't THAT rare an event is it?
N: Actually Speedy...
All: YES IT IS!!
S: harrumph!
N: Anyway... Speedy, Polly and Guido drew their swords and used his new attack strategy. They attacked him in a triangle, and it looked like it would work for a while until...
WHAM!
The robot spun and knocked all three of them to the ground again. Meanwhile, back at headquarters... (I've always wanted to say that)
Francine: C'mon one of you has to be available, I've been trying all stinking episode! (Finally General Catton appears on the screen) Oh, thank God! Speedy and the others are in trouble I need you guys down here immediately (knocking on door)
GC, Meowzma, Bat Cat, and Spritz: Is this soon enough? (Francine falls to floor)
F: Just get in the ovens (points toward them)
(Launches Rescue Team)
GC: I hope the guys aren't in too much trouble
M: Uhh, I think their safety is the least of our problems... (They all scream and run smack into a large tree)
BC: Man, somebody needs to teach that girl how to aim... (Others groan in agreement)
GC (hops up) we can worry about that later; right now we need to help the guys out.
BC, M, and S: RIGHT!
GC: So where is this big...? (Interrupted by a large foot nearly landing on him) Never mind. (To robot) Hey you, why don't you pick on someone your own weapon strength! (Fires cannons at him)
N: And with that the Rescue Team proceeds to fight the robot to give the Pizza Cats time to recover. They look like they are getting the upper hand when all of a sudden...
WHAM!!!
(Robot spins around and knocks the Rescue Team to the ground)
N: Oh no!! The Rescue Team can't beat this monstrosity either! Folks this looks like the end of the Pizza Cats! It looks like they are all going to the big litter box in the sky (starts to cry)...
NOT IF I CAN HELP IT!!!!
What? Who was that?
D: Over here. No the other way. Now up a bit. A little more, a little more, yeah right there.
N: Who are you and where did you come from?
D (in typical corny intro fashion):
I am the defender of the weak. I am a light to the lost. I am a friend to the lonely. I fight for truth, justice, and really bad jokes. And now for the corny poetic spiel
Robot, you think you are all big and tough
But you're nothing more than a bag of fluff
If you think you are such a boss
Then I hope you're ready to bear THE CROSS!!!
N (under his breath): Man and I thought the Pizza Cats intros were corny.
D: I heard that. Alright, metal head, COME GET SOME! (Motions at the robot)
N: So the robot begins to attack our mysterious new hero. They fight tooth and nail (or tooth and screw as it were) this goes on for hours and hours
SC: Hey, Polly, could you pass the popcorn, this is getting good (Polly passes him a bag)
N: Then finally our hero gets the upper hand and knocks the robot down.
D: Alright, you have tried to terrorize the people of this town, you tried to destroy the Samurai Pizza Cats, and you even tried to destroy the Rescue Team. THIS ENDS NOW! (Draws sword) I summon the power of the elders! (Dash's sword floats into the air and begins to spin. As it spins faster and faster it begins to catch on fire. He then turns it into a sphere)
RISE...OF...THE...
PHOENIX!!!!
(Unleashes a massive pillar of fire and as it approaches the robot, it turns into a phoenix. Upon impact the screen goes dark for a moment. When the scene comes back up Dash can be seen turned away from the robot. The robot falls to the ground and explodes in one of those explosions that is WAY over the show's special effects budget. As smoke clears, Dash takes a few deep breaths, then falls to the ground and disappears).
SC: Wow that was some light show. I hope the producers can find a way to pay for that.
P: Hey, where was that guy, The Cross?
SC (looking around): yeah, where did he go?
N: And so the Pizza Cats wondered where this strange new hero was as they headed back to the Pizza Cat with the B-Team A few days later...
GB (with Carla): Hey guys, we're back! So how were things while we were off on our long awaited honeymoon (nuzzles with Carla)
F: Well we hired a new delivery boy (GB looks concerned). Oh don't worry; he won't be taking your job. We just needed another one because we were getting swamped. BTW, where is Dash anyway? (Door opens)
D: Sorry I'm late; I had this really weird dream. I dreamed that I was fighting this giant robot and you guys were there, and there were these other cats there, and you were all on the ground and I came and saved you all and blew up the robot.
(SC, G, P, BC, M, GC and S all look at each other): BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!
SC (trying to calm down): We know there was this strange warrior there, but odds are it wasn't you. Maybe I'll get to meet him someday
D (thinking): Sooner than you think, man. Sooner than you think)