Title - The Kids
Written By Jedi Solo and the plot created by LJ
Summary - At No.12 Grimmauld Place, people old and young get a big surprise when after a random wish and a dropping of his wand into a pensive from an sad werewolf, he brings back Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, Prongs and Snape at 11 years old…! And the famous five reek havoc and mayhem for all to enjoy…
Rating - Everyone can read it…just be warned for a few fluffy bits, like 3 swearwords, no slash because I think that's disgusting personally! But there is a part I think takes the mick out of it--it's not that hard to find and a lot of times when u fall off you chair laughing! J
Time Period - This is an AU - set during OoTP…Hermione and many other characters are in this story--but later on…the first chapter isn't long--but the rest should be…
Important Author Notes and Ramblings -
Solo - Well this is it…
LJ - Yep…our--your first real humor story--and it's gonna be great!
Solo - blinks it will?
LJ - Ofcourse it will! You wrote it!
Solo - Ok. By the way if anyone wants to review u can…u don't have to…and I won't be able to update for 2 weeks since I'm on holiday/vacation in Turkey starting this morning…but after that I'll update often Scouts Honor!
LJ - U were a scout?
Solo - darts around nervously Erm…Yes, emphasizes on the word "WERE!" I quit it a few months ago…
LJ - rolls eyes whatever…well enjoy the story, and for big Snape fans we warn u--we like Snape to pieces--but it's fun to take the mick out of him…
Solo - we insult him very much I'm afraid…Well we like the young Snape…he rules he has a lot of action and talks a lot in this! but the older guy is a little on the dark side…
LJ - Unlike Peter…"I don't like rats…"
Solo - lol…((We'll see what that means later in the story CH2 Marauder Meetings!)) anyway, enjoy and if u want to flame I'll use them to burn Peter because he deserves to burn to death…lol
LJ - BYYYYYYEEEEEEE!
Chapter I - If Only…
"Hey you guys if you met a fierce monster what would you do?" said a taller boy with long unruly black hair.
"I'd train it up obviously…you need a monster to protect you, right RJ!" said his friend, about the same height, his thick rimmed glasses askew as he smiled distantly.
"I'd befriend it honestly you two…I know what it's like to be a monster every ones afraid of!" said his friend he called "RJ" who was tall like the other two, but with brown spikey short hair, and blue emotion filled eyes. Beside him a shorter boy with blonde hair piped up in a squeaky voice.
"What kind of monsters are we talking about Sirius," said the boy.
"Why what else but dragons Peter…large black DRAGONS!" he said and winked at his friend wearing the glasses "With thick long claws…" his friend continued to say and he gestured to RJ.
"Nice one James," he said smiling "but what about this! It also has long rows of sharp pointed teeth smothered in human blood and flesh…" and as his blue eyed friend finished his remark, Sirius jumped forward unexpectedly.
"And HE BREATHES FIRE!" and the boy Peter jumped out of his skin, and jumped round to hid round James Potter shivering with fear.
"Your scaring me!" said Peter, "Ok then if I saw it then…I'd run as fast as I could away…wait Padfoot-Remus--stop it--come on--" he said, as Sirius and Moony jumped round and said "Boo" in each ear. The four began to burst into laughter as they continued to walk down the hallway...
Behind them, unknowingly was a tall man, scarred and had silver haired, stood there from their not too distance future. He was the boy they had called Remus, suddenly the place dissolved, and the man reappeared in his room, a pensive on his table that had just used to look at his memories.
When Remus heard shouting, he turned to see a very familiar man walk in and slam the door behind him, the man Sirius Black alike his friend had changed a lot from his childhood days. His once handsome face was tired and haggard, and his eyes were though regaining its old youthful look…still looked a little dead and lifeless.
"THAT MAN IS DRIVING ME UP THE BEND!" he said and when he saw Remus and sighed inwardly, "Someone has to have a word of Snivelus!"
Remus laughed, "What did u argue about this time…It wasn't Harry was it?"
Sirius laughed, "Actually if u want the truth--I was talking to Harry about what I did once to Snape--swapping his shampoo with grease--and he never knew about it--until Snape just walked past and overheard and we had a fight…"
Remus sighed, "And they say we fight a lot…" he muttered, "By the way--I have something really interesting u might want to see…" he said and he showed Sirius the scene he'd just watched. Sirius was in awe.
"We're we ever that young!" he said and Remus laughed.
"It was 25 years ago…but yes we were that young--this was just about 4 weeks after during our first school year" he said and then he looked at his miniature self. "I wish I could meet my mini self--you know--it'd be cool wouldn't it…"
Sirius smiled, "Yeah. I suppose we could give them tips on pranking and the many weaknesses of Snape and Regulas to use against the two and all the Slytherins!" He proclaimed and then Remus turned, and accidentally dropped his wand in the pensive as he left, which started shimmering as he and Sirius walked out of the room.
"If only that was true…" muttered Remus, and the sounds of youth-like giggles and sniggers of though children were about to get into major trouble but were finding it funny came apparent, just as the door slammed shut…
Author Notes - Hope u enjoyed, me and my friend got the idea of this story from the film "THE KID" which I recommend to ppl who end up reading this whole story. I apologize it isn't that long…but it'd spoil it if I added anymore…besides this way I leave an interesting teaser--use ur imagination and guess what's going to happen and put it in ur review ((if u do))…it's fun…! I'm going on holiday--so I wont be putting anything up unless I find a PC with internet on In Turkey, which I doubt…so I will update when I get back, promise…
Best Wishes, Solo and partner in crime LJ