Dash (voiceover): Previously on Samurai Pizza Cats: EVOLUTIONS...
Narrator: Dash had gone back to the planet Solaar to train and was sent on another quest, this time to find the legendary Sword of the Phoenix. This sword would give him "hyper power" but he was warned that there could be some who also want its power for evil purposes. The Big Cheese sent a new robot to destroy Little Tokyo (what else is new). This time though, the Samurai Pizza Cats were not even able to put even a small dent in it. Will Dash complete his quest and return in time to help the others? Beyond that, will his new power be enough to defeat this new robot? Find out next on Samurai Pizza Cats...
Dash: EVOLUTIONS! (Slashes screen in half horizontally)
Rising From the Ashes Pt. 2
Narrator: When we last left our heroes, they had just been defeated by the Big Cheese's newest robot.
Speedy: I know the Rescue Team is on vacation, but we need help (rings cat bell)
Francine (thinking) finally... I only got a few lines in the last episode (To video screen) let's hope they answer (Screen says, dialing...) Come on...
Narrator: Finally, after trying for almost an hour... (General Catton appears)
Francine: WHEW! Am I
glad to see you! The Pizza Cats are in trouble
General Catton: I
know we are on vacation, but we're on our way! (Calls off screen)
Hey guys, they need us back in LT, LETS MOVE OUT! (Met with grumbles
as they all pack up and video screen shuts off).
Speedy: Let's hope help arrives soon, I don't know how much more damage I can take (passes out)
General Catton: Here comes the cavalry!
Spritz: I hope Big Cheese has some WD-40!
Meowzma: I hope he's been to a dentist because Im going to drill him!
Bat Cat: He's gonna be blown away when Im done!
Narrator: That was one of the corniest intros I have ever heard
Catton: Hey, it's the best the writers could come up with on short notice
Narrator: Oh brother... Just get that robot!
Meowzma: You don't have to tell me twice! (Rushes toward the robot but it grabs him by the arm and throws him aside)
Bat Cat: My turn! (Flies over the robot but two missiles come out from its chest and knock him out of the sky)
Spritz: I'll take him! (Looks around for water source) Oh no! (The robot swats him out of the way and he collides with Catton)
Narrator: Oh no! Not even the Rescue Team could defeat this monstrosity! This really DOES look like the end of the Samurai Pizza Cats. I was just about to renew my contract too. Meanwhile...
(Scene shifts back to planet Solaar)
Dash: Man, this place is dark. Good thing I have a light mounted to my helmet. (He comes to this door with an inscription on it) Only a great warrior with a pure and honorable heart will be allowed to open this door. Please insert sword here. (Inserts sword)
(Nothing happens)
Narrator: Well that was... (The room begins to shake and the door begins to open)
Dash (enters room): Wow... this is unbelievable.
Mystery voice: Are you the one they call "The Cross"
Dash: Uhh, yeah. Who wants to know?
Voice: I am the spirit of the great warrior who once owned the Sword of the Phoenix. You have been chosen to be its new bearer. You must now prove yourself worthy of this responsibility.
Dash (in fighting pose): Well bring it on... (A mysterious warrior figure appears)
Mystery Warrior: Many have tried to defeat me. I bet you are no different
Dash: I guess we better find out then. (Charges at the mystery warrior and does a vertical slash which the warrior blocks)
Warrior (pushes Dash back): Is that the best you've got?
Dash: You'd be surprised
Narrator: They continued like this for a very long time until finally...
Dash: CYCLONE KICK! (Does a flip kick and hits the warrior squarely in the chin knocking him back)
Warrior (picks himself up): You are truly worthy of the power of the Sword of the Phoenix. Come and receive your reward
Narrator: So Dash went over, and grabbed the sword and soon he was surrounded by a great flame. Soon his armor turned from Black and orange to purple and yellow. In the interest of time basically, his armor looked like the rest of the Pizza Cats armor only a different color.
Dash: WOW! This is unbelievable!
Narrator: So Dash walked out of the cave and was met by a group of Solarians who were admiring his new armor, when one of the elders approached
Solarian Elder: You have completed your quest. Oh and Dash...
Dash: yeah?
Elder: It is ok if you tell your friends about your powers. Now go! Your friends need you!
Narrator: Dash smiled at the elder, and with that he was teleported back to Little Tokyo in front of the shop. As he approaches, he powers down to his regular armor
Solarian Elder (telepathically): If you wish to activate your hyper mode, simply point your sword to the sky and say, "hyper mode ACTIVATE!"
Dash: Ok.
Francine (sees him walk in): THERE YOU ARE! YOU REALIZE THAT YOU HAD A LOT OF PEOPLE WORRIED ABOUT YOU!
Dash: Sorry, I had some personal things to take care of
WHAM!
Francine (now holding frying pan): I've been meaning to talk to you about that. It seems that every single time the rest of the cats go off on a mission, you disappear. What's with you anyway?
Dash (clears his throat): Well, I have super powers just like the SPC.
Francine: REALLY? Go on...
Dash: But my armor isn't the same as theirs. I was transported to an alien planet not far from the sun called Solaar. The armor once belonged to a legendary warrior that had saved that planet from being destroyed by an evil alien race many years ago. Apparently I was their, "chosen one" asked to defend the planet from another alien race. So I put on the armor and helped them. I overheard you talking to Big Al one day and found out about you guys being the Samurai Pizza Cats
Francine: (gulp) you...found...out? (Anime sweat drop)
Dash: yeah, but your secret's safe with me. Besides, the producers would have nuked my contract if I told anybody about you guys.
Francine: WHEW! (Wipes sweat drop off)
Dash: Anyway, so I decided I could help you guys out. That's the "cliff notes" version of the story. I hope you're not upset
Francine: Upset? Im not upset about that...
WHAM!
I'M UPSET YOU DIDN'T TELL ME SOONER!!!
Dash (On the ground with a red face): That went well... (Slumps to the ground)
Francine: Ok, let's do this. How would you like to become a full fledged member of the SPC?
Dash (jumps up): WOULD I???
Francine: Ok. Hop in one of those ovens and let me launch you to the others
Dash: YOU GOT IT! Hey, could you give me a sec
Francine: Oh sure.
Dash: (extends umbrella) BY THE POWER OF LIGHT! (Transforms into battle armor)
Francine: WOW! That's pretty cool. Now get out there!
Dash: You got it! (Jumps into an oven)
Francine (over loudspeaker): We're about to launch a brand new cat, who already knows just where it's at. So stand folks and cover your ears, but when he's off lets hear some cheers! (To herself) Kaboom!
Narrator: So Dash is on his way to help save the day (Man somebody needs to talk to the writers about some of this dialogue)
Dash (thinking): Wow, Im a Pizza Cat. Grams will never believe this. (Turns and sees he is about to hit a tree) and she probably won't believe my injuries either. YAHHHHH!! (Crashes into tree) I hope I get a decent life insurance policy next time.
Narrator: Contract issues aside, Dash quickly found the battle area where his friends were not looking all that good.
Guido: Hey, who's that?
Polly: Whoever that is, he looks pretty nice.
Dash: Hey, big metal and ugly! Over here! (Robot turns and faces him)
Narrator: Let's hope he knows what he is getting himself into.
(Dash and the robot fight, neither getting the upper hand. Dash hits the robot with a Solar Shot which staggers it.)
Dash: Man, this thing is tough. Time to pump up the power (extends sword to the sky) HYPER MODE ACTIVATE! (P.O.D's "Satellite" plays in the background while Dash transforms into his hyper armor)
Narrator: Well, I hope the producers can afford this
Dash: Don't worry, it won't be every episode
Narrator: Good.
Dash: Now, let's finish this.
Narrator: And now we get to witness the power of, not the Magical Ginzu Sword (which the beginning of Dash's finisher looks a lot like since the producers wanted to save money), the awe inspiring "Sword of the Phoenix" (Dash rises into the air and takes out his twin swords which light on fire. He then begins to spin around and his whole body becomes engulfed in fire. The fire takes on the shape of a phoenix around him) RISE OF THE PHOENIX! (He flies straight through his opponent swords extended).
(The robot explodes into a million nuts and bolts)
Big Cheese: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I WAS SO CLOSE! (Turns red)
Jerry: Sir... Do you remember your anger management exercises? (Explodes) I guess not... (Coughs up a puff of smoke)
Narrator: As the smoke clears, we find our newest hero lying on the ground barely conscious
Speedy (who has come to by this point): Man that was an impressive light show there; let's see who you are under that thing? (Takes helmet off)
All: DASH???
Speedy: Let's get him back to the emporium. He can explain when he wakes up
Narrator: Thanks to the magic of television we find ourselves back at the Pizza Cat later in the day and Dash is finishing telling his story
Dash: Well that's what happened
All: Wow!
Speedy: Man, looks like Im not the only one getting angry letters from the special effects department now.
GB: Hey guys, I got a little lost on a delivery. Did I miss much?
All: (laugh)
GB: What?