Chapter 2- Action of Tears
Narrarator: InuYasha is still standing there stunned by last chapter's events…
InuYasha: actually I'm sitting
Narrarator: right…well anyways. Kagome and Miroku walk in the forest side by side
Miroku- actually I am a bit behind her admiring the view.
Narrator: ANYWAYS! Shippo found Sango crying on a rock. And went over to comfort her. Sango was very distraught that Miroku had chosen InuYasha over her.
Sango: It was Kagome! K-A-G-O-M-E, not InuYasha.
Shippo: You aren't a very good narrator.
InuYasha: I agree!
Shippo: this isn't your scene!
Miroku: I will kill the narrator using my wind tunnel! ( the narrator is sucked into the wind tunnel)
Kagome: but now who's gonna' narrate the story.
(Vash walks in)
Vash: Which way to MY series.
InuYasha: Aw, forget that, we have an even better job for you.
Vash: Oh really? And what is that
Shippo- you can be our narrator!
Vash: (about shippo) It's so cute, and tiny. It's so soft, can I tough it?
(shippo backs away)
InuYasha; you sick perve! You're here to narrate not hit on Shippo.
Vash: I will do what I must. So… places everyone. (everyone goes to where they were at the very beginning of this chapter) alright action!
Vash: So the adorable, little Shippo will confort our crying maiden
Shippo: I'm not cute!
Vash: okay, okay.
Shippo: Sango don't cry.
Sango: I thought Miroku and I were meant to be, and then that stupid Kagome ruined it all!
Shippo: you can't blame Kagome, she's only doing what she thinks is right for her
Sango: she knows I love him!
Shippo: Sango…
Sango: she'll pay for this, and Miroku will too!
Vash: Wow! Shippo is so cool!
Shippo: Shut up!!!!!
Vash: anyway…InuYashi was not badly hurt by the magick arrow he was hit with, but he isn't able to take it out.
InuYasha: Yah, this sucks! And I'm inuyashA not inuyashI
Vash: oh sorry.
InuYasha: feh
Vash: now to Miroku and kagome.
Miroku: Kagome…why did you choose me?
Kagome: oh Miroku, I…I've alwayzed loved you just we could never be together until now!
Miroku: Kagome, but Sango….
(Kagome kisses Miroku)
Kagome: forget about Sango
Miroku: where shall we go?
Kagome: I know just the place.
Miroku: and where is that?
Kagome: I have some friends?
Miroku: huh?
Kagome: oh Sesshoumaru?
Vash: Yes! And to add to the anticipation we will be switching over to InuYasha's situation!
InuYasha: finally! This time I get a bigger scene!
Vash: Whatever.
InuYasha: I must find kagome I cannot let her destroy everything the writers of this anime have worked so hard to create!
Shippo's voice: INUYASHA!
InuYasha: (see's Shippo and Sango running to him) Shippo! Sango!
(sango runs up and huggs InuYasha)
Sango: Oh InuYasha why are the doing this to us?!
InuYasha: I don't know….but I have an idea (evil smile)
Vash: So InuYasha and Sango team up to both get back their lost loves.
Shippo: and what do I do.
Vash: you have to come backstage. You aren't needed right now.
Shippo: awww and just when it was getting good!
Vash; Miroku and Kagome are chatting as InuYasha and Sango come up behind them.
Sango: to InuYasha. Oh InuYasha let's go the other way. I wanna give you something
(Miroku and Kagome turn around)
Miroku: What are you guys doing here!
Sango: InuYasha, just igonor them, don't you want my treat?
Kagome: hey you!…Miroku let's have our own little fun. (kisses him and licks up his neck)
(Sango genlty strokes up InuYasha's pants)
Sango: I'm not sure I can wait, we might have to party right here
InuYasha: (Whispering to sango) uh…Sango…uhhh…I, you might want to tone it down a bit
Sango: Why our plan is working perfectly, look how jealous they are.
InuYasha: um…I'm…I'm not sure I can…yah
(sango looks down at the bulge right where…well yah you know)
Sango: oh well, we can always act on that impulse.
InuYasha: you mean…
Sango: Why not they probably already did it knowing Miroku so why shouldn't we.
InuYasha; good point.
(they start kissing)
Kagome: Hey don't you guys have any decency!
Miroku: don't do it right in front of us!
Sango: Then why don't you just leave?!
Kagome: we called this spot first!
Sango: looks like we started first didn't we Inu Yasha?
(tears off his shirt)
InuYasha: hell yah!
Miroku: purely disgusting
Kagome: InuYasha never did anything like that with me!
(InuYAsha starts taking off Sango's kimono)
Kagome: let's go
Miroku: but..but... Sango...don't you wanna watch
Kagome: ewwww that's sick
Miroku: but Sango's gonna be!
Kagome: (hit's miroku) you're disgusting I'm never speaking to you again!
Miroku: So I'm thinking that means we just skip to the good stuff
Kagome: Yep!
Miroku: where to find a bed…
Kagome: ohhh there's a little place I like to call home