Vash- Stupid writer! Takes so long to write the next chapter! Yah just put your other story before us!
Me (the writer)- hey! I was waiting for another review of this one.
InuYasha- Yah reviews are not coming in so hot. Maybe it's your email.
Kagome- no it's because the viewers are too lazy to review it!!!!!!!
Sango- YAH! So all you reading this review it and you will get another chapter!
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Chapter 3- Miyu's forest and Fluffy
Vash: So Kagome and Miroku go to Kagome's room in the future and begin to undress but…
InuYasha: Muahaha! Sango and I stopped them!
Sango: That *****
Vash: SANGO! Language please
Sango: Please, my @$$
(And in walks Miyu, (Vampire Princess))
Miyu: Where am I?
InuYasha: You are in my forest.
Miyu: I like it here. It has a calm air about it.
InuYasha: Yah, nothing but the best for me.
Miyu: but it will soon be mine.
InuYasha: feh?
Miyu: I have come to slay you
Miroku: Can I help? I will use my wind tunnel!
Miyu: stay back, as the guardian it is my job to slay sexist scum
InuYasha: Since when am I sexist? What would you know you're only a woman!
Vash: Just then Sesshoumaru comes to join in the fun.
Sesshoumaru: Sesshoumaru is so impersonal. Why don't you call me Fluffy.
Vash: Uhh, okay, Mr…Fluffy
Fluffy (Sesshoumaru)- I will kill InuYasha. As his brother it is my right.
Miyu: What would I get in return for giving you the honor to kill this pitiful, sexist, mutt?
Fluffy: These clothes are easily removed.
Miyu: Well, You do have a totally fine body. So I guess I shall allow you to kill this guy for a peak at your Mr. Fluffy.
Kagome: AW No fair!
Miroku: Kagome! Isn't mine good enough?!
InuYasha: HAH!
Sango: Miroku you may have a Mr. Fluffy mind but you don't got him. It's still on the wishlist.
Miroku: I was thinking of entering mine in the World's Longest Record.
Kagome: HAH! You wish
Miroku: Why are you all being so cruel!
Kagome: Oh dear Miroku, it's okay. It's not how big, it's how you use it.
InuYasha: Let's get off this topic please! Children may be reading
Vash: OH yes, about that. Little kids, go away.
Shippo: no!
Vash: You are backstage, remember!
Shippo: I thought I was cute and adorable!
Vash: That was before I found out you were a guy!
Shippo: I am n…oh wait…yah never mind.
Miyu: Alright Fluffy you may kill this mutt!
Fluffy: thank you my anorexic, autistic princess.
Sango: No points for grace, but points for brutal honesty
Miroku: I might be content to sit back and watch this.
Sango: I was thinking the same thing.
Miroku: Oh Sango, I'm in love with…
Vash: And next episode we discover who Miroku loves, how Miyu and Fluffy get along, and who our newest character will be. See you then!