Miroku- Oh Sango, I'm in love with…
Sango- yes miroku???
Vash: Don't interrupt the man he's trying to speak
InuYasha: Hey, I'm about to get killed here. I think I'm more important!
Kagome: you always think you're more important. That's probably why you're gonna die!
Vash: ooo, just look at InuYasha's hurt face.
InuYasha: My face is fine!
Sango: hahaha…uh…you just keep thinkin that InuYasha….
Miyu: I must agree with InuYasha. His face is pretty
Miroku: I like his hair. InuYasha do you use products?
Fluffy: It runs in the family… Miyu, you complimenting my brother does not make Mr.Fluffy happy.
Shippo: why is he talking about himself in the third person.
Vash: he's not really talking about….himself…
Shippo: huh?
Vash: you'll learn when you're older
InuYasha: I knew it! Vash is planning on raping Shippo when he's of legal age!
(pause)
Vash: …Was that in the script?
Miyu: I thought you guys didn't have a script…
Sango: isn't this getting off topic
Vash: we have a topic?
Sango: (Grabs miroku's throught) WHO DO YOU LOVE? DAMN NAZI!!!!
Miroku:…I love….I'm in love with…Kikyo!
InuYasha: I'm pimpin her! Don't even start.
Miroku: I'ld get her better customers! Not gay ones like Naraku
Vash: and at that moment…Naraku walks in
Naraku: How can I walk IN when we're outdoors…idiot…and I'm not gay (leans on Sesshoumaru)
Fluffy: How could anyone think Naraku is gay (starts playing with Naraku's hair)
InuYasha: I think I'm gonna hurl
Kagome: why?
InuYasha: My dog is gay!
Vash: that's for a Legally Blonde parody…this is InuYashi.
InuYasha: inuyashAAAA biotzch
Sango: hey this would be a good name of a cooking show…InuSushi…
Shippo: we could be rich!
InuYasha: Nobody want's dog sushi!
Kagome: hey….guys….Is Miyu supposed to be able to bend like that?
Sango: I didn't know Sesshoumaru was so toned.
Miroku: I never tried that position before
Vash: close your eyes Shippo
InuYasha: Vash told Shippo to close his eyes!!!!! Child rape! Child rape!
Miroku: (runs over) Where?!?!
(Kagome and sango together)
Sango: hey where's Naraku?
Kagome: Who's that behind sesshoumaru?
Everyone: oh…Wow…
Vash: I think that's a wrap…
InuYasha: I hate rap….
Kagome: Me too
InuYasha: See Kagome we were meant for each other!!!!!!
Vash: Don't you two start makin up….with this writer you never know what you two might do…
Kagome: now that you thought of it….
Vash: and we'll end that episode right there….Have a good night folks…
Wow…I'm sick…ew…wow…cool…