(Or "I wood if I could")
"WELL THE LAST TIME YOU REMEMBER--"
("--AAAAAAAAA!!" Rocky and Bullwinkle screamed, along with the squirrel scouts as they still ran from the grizzly.)
"OH RIGHT, THE BEAR. ANYWAY, ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE RAN FROM THE BEAR ALONGSIDE THE SQUIRREL SCOUTS, UNTIL THEY'D BEEN CORNERED INTO A MASSIVE, PETRIFIED REDWOOD!"
"Don't worry guyth!" Redacted exclaimed, deploying a missile from her hat...which immediately stopped and didn't explode in the slightest. "Aw man!"
"Shoot, looks like this is the end ol' pal!" Bullwinkle hugged Rocky tightly as the vicious grizzly approached.
"SUDDENLY, WHILE ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE'S LIVES WERE FLASHING BEFORE THEIR OWN EYES, A LOUD GUNSHOT RANG OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FOREST!"
(*KABOOOOM!*)
"GET OUTTA HERE!" A very familiar voice shouted.
"IMMEDIATELY THE BEAR RAN AWAY. ROCKY AND BULLWINKE GAZED AT THEIR SAVIOR, WHO JUST SO HAPPENED TO BE--"
"BULLET?!" Rocky exclaimed in disbelief, scratching the top of his head.
"Yep! Found this bad boy when I heard y'all were in trouble!" Bullet smiled, blowing away the smoke from the shotgun.
"ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE THOUGHT THEIR PROBLEMS WERE OVER SINCE THE LITTLE SQUIRREL SCARED OFF THE BEAR. THAT WAS FAR FROM THE TRUTH, AS THEY TURNED AROUND TO FACE A ONCE-FABLED LEGENDARY BEAST--"
"BIGFOOOOOOOT!" Rachel hollered.
"AND WITH THAT, THE SQUIRRELS AND MOOSE BEGAN TO HIGH-TAIL IT AGAIN. HOLY MACARONI! HOW WILL OUR HEROES GET OUT OF THIS ONE?! MAKE SURE TO BE WITH US NEXT TIME FOR "A foot above the rest!" OR "Squirrel Power!"!"