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~Attack of the Evil Fairies
"I am Captain Hooke! How dare you insult my hat! I'll slit your throat!" A tall man with a black curly wig snarled. The insulter backed away as the man raised his fake hook threateningly.
"That's not real! You can't hurt me with plastic!" He nervously adjusted the vines around his shoulders.
"You wanna bet? This isn't plastic..." The man started to walk over towards the Peter Pan imitator.
"Wait! Why is the hook glinting?!" he backed away, "Plastic's not supposed to glint! AHHHHHHHH!!!" The kid then took off with the Captain Hooke impersonator at his heels waving the hook around, yelling a war cry.
Suddenly, the man's fake wig and hat were snatched from his head by Duo, "Cool hat!! I want it!!"
"What the hell?! That is my hat you- Duo?"
"Zechs?" Duo looked at him, raising an eyebrow. He then burst into hysterical laughter. "BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
"SHUT-UP AND GIVE ME THE DAMN HAT!!!!!!"
~Meanwhile~
"Why is Relena here. This isn't good. I must warn the others and we need to kill her! She must be why all these people are acting like morons." Heero cursed then walked up to some kid. "I need to borrow your teddy bear."
"What?"
"Thanks." Heero grabbed it and disappeared into the crowd. He looked around and found a bunch of small rocks. He pulled a knife out of his spandex space and cut open the back of the teddy-bear. He looked around. Good. The kid didn't follow him. Heero then filled the teddy bear with rocks. As he put the last one in Quatre walked up.
"Heero? What are you doing with a teddy bear? Did you decide to dress up too?"
"Actually, I did. My teddy bear ripped, could you sew it back up?"
"Oh. Sure!" Quatre took the bear. "Wow! It's really heavy for a stuffed bear!"
"Yeah. The cough-rocks-cough are heavy."
"What? I didn't catch that Heero."
"The cloth is thick and quite heavy."
"Oh. Here we are. All done!" Quatre handed Heero back the teddy bear. "If you have time, there's this guy in a very good looking Hooke costume. Last I saw, he was chasing Duo. He kinda looked familiar. Oh well. Have fun Heero! See you in the theatre." Quatre waved then ran off to save Trowa from a bunch of girls.
"Ha ha..." Heero looked at the bear and smirked, he then again, disappeared into the crowd in search of Relena.
~Meanwhile again~
Wufei was leaning against the wall, waiting in line to buy tickets. The job had been forced upon him by Maxwell.
*Flashback*
"Fei! You're buying! Here's the money!"
"Why am I buying?! Why can't Yuy?!"
"Said something about cultist activity and left." Duo shrugged.
"Barton?"
"Chased away by girls."
Wufei was getting desperate by now, "Winner's right over there! He can do it."
"Nope. Remember last time he bought tickets?"
"Oh yeah..." Wufei shuddered at that thought. Let's just say most of the theatre goers had run away screaming about the crazy blonde kid with the pissed off manservants. Never again would Wufei go to the movies with the Maganacs. "You can do it Maxwell."
"Nope! Sorry!" Duo then ran off really quickly.
"INJUSTICE!"
*End flashback*
"Stupid Maxwell..."
~Yes, meanwhile again~
"Aren't you cute!!!"
Trowa backed away from the growing number of girls.
"Sit with me hottie!"
"No! Sit with me!"
Trowa looked frantically around, 'Gotta make a run for it!' He thought. Then he noticed an opening and ran for it. Unfortunately, he didn't make it and was dragged back into the crowd of girls. "Oh crap!!!!" His yells were muffled and through the mass of girls, only a lone hand reaching for help is seen.
A cry is heard over the girly shrieks, "Hey! Look! Free money!!" Quatre had pulled a huge wad of money out of his pocket and threw in off to the side. All of the girls heads whipped up. Then there was a violent stampede to get the money.
Quatre grabbed Trowa and they ran off to find Wufei. Looks like getting into the theatre quickly while the girls were distracted, might be a good idea. They unknowingly ran by Heero, who had spotted Relena.
Heero snickered to himself and then whipped the rock-filled bear at her head. He then hide behind some people to watch as it hit her.
"Yeah... And then I saw Heero and I went to talk to him. He started running and I was like-" *THUD* Relena fell over as the teddy bear made contact with the side of her head.
"Miss Relena?" Dorothy looked down at her.
"Hey!" Relena jumped up, "A teddy bear! And Heero touched it! Where is he!!??" She began searching around.
Heero slipped off to find the others and report his findings. Duo then ran into him.
"Heero! Thank god I found you! I pissed off Z-"
"WHERE'S MY TEDDY BEAR!!! MOMMY!! SOMEONE FIND THE GUY WHO STOLE IT!!!"
"Crap..." Heero muttered. Then he noticed Duo was holding a hat. "Good." He took the swanky pirate hat from Duo put it on and ran off to find the others.
"Heero! Wait! That's not mine! Crap! Zechs is gonna-" Duo then was picked up by the neck by a pissed off Zechs.
"Maxwell," he hissed, "where... is... my... hat!"
"Heero took it!"
"Don't pull that crap! Heero wouldn't want my hat!"
"I'm serious! Don't hurt me!!"
So? Did you enjoy that? You better have!! It took us a while to figure some of that out, well not really... but, anyhoo review!! Twilight's dying to unleash her Legions of Terror upon some one and it might be you... if you don't review!!! Review!!
Disclaimer- We don't own Gundam Wing or the cast and crew of Peter Pan.
~Attack of the Evil Fairies
"I am Captain Hooke! How dare you insult my hat! I'll slit your throat!" A tall man with a black curly wig snarled. The insulter backed away as the man raised his fake hook threateningly.
"That's not real! You can't hurt me with plastic!" He nervously adjusted the vines around his shoulders.
"You wanna bet? This isn't plastic..." The man started to walk over towards the Peter Pan imitator.
"Wait! Why is the hook glinting?!" he backed away, "Plastic's not supposed to glint! AHHHHHHHH!!!" The kid then took off with the Captain Hooke impersonator at his heels waving the hook around, yelling a war cry.
Suddenly, the man's fake wig and hat were snatched from his head by Duo, "Cool hat!! I want it!!"
"What the hell?! That is my hat you- Duo?"
"Zechs?" Duo looked at him, raising an eyebrow. He then burst into hysterical laughter. "BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
"SHUT-UP AND GIVE ME THE DAMN HAT!!!!!!"
~Meanwhile~
"Why is Relena here. This isn't good. I must warn the others and we need to kill her! She must be why all these people are acting like morons." Heero cursed then walked up to some kid. "I need to borrow your teddy bear."
"What?"
"Thanks." Heero grabbed it and disappeared into the crowd. He looked around and found a bunch of small rocks. He pulled a knife out of his spandex space and cut open the back of the teddy-bear. He looked around. Good. The kid didn't follow him. Heero then filled the teddy bear with rocks. As he put the last one in Quatre walked up.
"Heero? What are you doing with a teddy bear? Did you decide to dress up too?"
"Actually, I did. My teddy bear ripped, could you sew it back up?"
"Oh. Sure!" Quatre took the bear. "Wow! It's really heavy for a stuffed bear!"
"Yeah. The cough-rocks-cough are heavy."
"What? I didn't catch that Heero."
"The cloth is thick and quite heavy."
"Oh. Here we are. All done!" Quatre handed Heero back the teddy bear. "If you have time, there's this guy in a very good looking Hooke costume. Last I saw, he was chasing Duo. He kinda looked familiar. Oh well. Have fun Heero! See you in the theatre." Quatre waved then ran off to save Trowa from a bunch of girls.
"Ha ha..." Heero looked at the bear and smirked, he then again, disappeared into the crowd in search of Relena.
~Meanwhile again~
Wufei was leaning against the wall, waiting in line to buy tickets. The job had been forced upon him by Maxwell.
*Flashback*
"Fei! You're buying! Here's the money!"
"Why am I buying?! Why can't Yuy?!"
"Said something about cultist activity and left." Duo shrugged.
"Barton?"
"Chased away by girls."
Wufei was getting desperate by now, "Winner's right over there! He can do it."
"Nope. Remember last time he bought tickets?"
"Oh yeah..." Wufei shuddered at that thought. Let's just say most of the theatre goers had run away screaming about the crazy blonde kid with the pissed off manservants. Never again would Wufei go to the movies with the Maganacs. "You can do it Maxwell."
"Nope! Sorry!" Duo then ran off really quickly.
"INJUSTICE!"
*End flashback*
"Stupid Maxwell..."
~Yes, meanwhile again~
"Aren't you cute!!!"
Trowa backed away from the growing number of girls.
"Sit with me hottie!"
"No! Sit with me!"
Trowa looked frantically around, 'Gotta make a run for it!' He thought. Then he noticed an opening and ran for it. Unfortunately, he didn't make it and was dragged back into the crowd of girls. "Oh crap!!!!" His yells were muffled and through the mass of girls, only a lone hand reaching for help is seen.
A cry is heard over the girly shrieks, "Hey! Look! Free money!!" Quatre had pulled a huge wad of money out of his pocket and threw in off to the side. All of the girls heads whipped up. Then there was a violent stampede to get the money.
Quatre grabbed Trowa and they ran off to find Wufei. Looks like getting into the theatre quickly while the girls were distracted, might be a good idea. They unknowingly ran by Heero, who had spotted Relena.
Heero snickered to himself and then whipped the rock-filled bear at her head. He then hide behind some people to watch as it hit her.
"Yeah... And then I saw Heero and I went to talk to him. He started running and I was like-" *THUD* Relena fell over as the teddy bear made contact with the side of her head.
"Miss Relena?" Dorothy looked down at her.
"Hey!" Relena jumped up, "A teddy bear! And Heero touched it! Where is he!!??" She began searching around.
Heero slipped off to find the others and report his findings. Duo then ran into him.
"Heero! Thank god I found you! I pissed off Z-"
"WHERE'S MY TEDDY BEAR!!! MOMMY!! SOMEONE FIND THE GUY WHO STOLE IT!!!"
"Crap..." Heero muttered. Then he noticed Duo was holding a hat. "Good." He took the swanky pirate hat from Duo put it on and ran off to find the others.
"Heero! Wait! That's not mine! Crap! Zechs is gonna-" Duo then was picked up by the neck by a pissed off Zechs.
"Maxwell," he hissed, "where... is... my... hat!"
"Heero took it!"
"Don't pull that crap! Heero wouldn't want my hat!"
"I'm serious! Don't hurt me!!"
So? Did you enjoy that? You better have!! It took us a while to figure some of that out, well not really... but, anyhoo review!! Twilight's dying to unleash her Legions of Terror upon some one and it might be you... if you don't review!!! Review!!