"A foot above the rest!"
(Or "Squirrel Power!")
"WELL THE LAST TIME YOU REMEMBER, ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE, ALONG WITH RACHEL, BRITTANY, REDACTED, AND AMY HAD JUST BEEN CORNERED BY NONE OTHER THAN BIGFOOT, WITH NO OTHER WAY TO GET OUT!"
"Hey guys, what's that?" Brittany noticed a small string on Bigfoot that did not resemble his fur in the slightest.
"B-Brittany?!" Rocky shivered. "I wouldn't—"
"BUT BRITTANY REACHED OUT A SINGLE PAW AND YANKED DOWN HARD ON THE STRING. WITHIN AN INSTANT THE BIGFOOT'S SKIN APPEARED TO COME APART, REVEALING NONE OTHER THAN BORIS AND NATASHA ON STILTS!"
"Uh…rawr?" Boris awkwardly smiled.
"ROCKY, BULLWINKLE, AND THE OTHER GIRLS WERE BEYOND SHOCKED, RACHEL THREW UP."
"It was YOU TWO!" Bullwinkle exclaimed. "How dare you ruin these young women's time here at summer camp! Just what d'you have ya say for yourselves?"
"Uh, bye?" Boris stammered.
"IMMEDIATELY THE TWO NOGOODNIKS RAN FROM OUR HEROES--RIGHT INTO A TRAP THAT IS!"
"I set it up when y'all weren't looking." Bullet replied.
"Y'know what Bullet?" Rocky asked, putting a hand on his little cousin's shoulder. "You're allllright!"
"WELL THAT ABOUT WRAPS UP THIS WOODLAND EPISODE! MAKE SURE TO BE WITH US NEXT TIME FOR ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE!"
End.
A/N: Redacted ("Reddi") Squirrel was based after a certain Hanna-Barbera cartoon that's also a spy...this character just might also be her father.