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Attack of the Evil Fairies
"Trowa!!!!!"
Trowa's eyes became the size of saucers. He looked frantically around. He couldn't see them but he knew they were there.
"Trowa? What's wrong?" Quatre questioned.
"They're here."
"Relena and Dorothy...?" Quatre looked around too.
"No... my stalkers..."
"Oh. You had me scared for a minute. We can take care of them. Don't worry Trowa!" Just then, a unit of about twenty girls appeared, armed with make-up. The others immediately got around Trowa and discussed a plan.
"Oh crap..." Wufei muttered.
Quatre spoke up, "Heero, Wufei? What should we do?"
"Times like these call for drastic measures. I say we give them Trowa." Heero calmly replied.
"No!!! We can't sacrifice Trowa! We have to make a break for it!" Quatre looked back at Trowa to find that Trowa was gone. "Trowa?!"
Just then Duo came running and plowed through the ranks of girls. "Outta my way!!!" He ran up to the others and hid behind Heero. "Heero, buddy, you wanna give Zechs his hat back?"
Heero blinked, then gave an evil smirk, "If this is Zechs's hat, he's not getting it back." With that Heero disappeared behind the group, into the crowd.
"DAMMIT!!!" Duo cussed loudly, "He's gonna kill me!!"
**Meanwhile...
"Please don't find me. Please don't find me. Please don't find- AHHHHHH!!" Trowa screamed as the door to the bathroom stall opened.
"Hn. Am I that frightening?"
Trowa looked up to find Heero. "You scared the crap out of me and... Where'd you get the cape?"
"There are other movies playing."
"Oh."
**Meanwhile...
"Miss Relena? Are you sure they're hiding in the girls room? They are guys. Wouldn't they be hiding in the boys room?"
"Dorothy, I know what I am doing!! They are in the girls room!!"
"Whatever you say Miss Relena."
**Meanwhile... again...
"Maxwell, I will kill you... I want my hat..."
**Meanwhile...
"I can't believe that kid would take my cape!!"
"Domon! Calm down, we'll find it."
"You're right Rain. It's just, I feel so naked without it."
"Domon, you are naked. Well aside from your boxers. Why did you only go in your cape?"
"..."
**Meanwhile...
"Wufei? Where did Heero, Duo and Trowa go? And why is that guy in his boxers?"
"He couldn't afford a loin cloth costume. The closest he could get was his heart pattern boxers."
"Really?"
"I have no idea. As for the others, I have no idea either."
"Oh. Buy me some candy Wufei?" Quatre gave the puppy dog eyes.
"Must... fight... ah damn. Fine. What do you want..."
"Snickers!!! And Jujubes."
"Are you actually going to eat them?!"
"Of course not! They're just fun to throw at people."
"..." -_-;
**Meanwhile...
"So tell me again why you're hiding in the bathroom."
"I need to escape those girls."
"Why the boys room?"
"They won't come in after me."
"Are you sure?"
"No."
Just then the door broke down and Relena and Dorothy charged in. Heero jumped in the stall with Trowa and locked the door. The two stood on the toilet and held their breath, peeking over the stall.
"Miss Relena, this is the boys room! We shouldn't be in here!"
"Dorothy, this is most certainly the girls room. Don't you see the new sinks?"
"Ummm... Those are urinals. I wouldn't use that!!"
At this point, Heero walked out of the stall wearing Zechs's hat and Domon's cape, with Trowa hiding inside it. They left the bathroom in a hurry. The two girls didn't notice that the cloaked man had two sets of legs or that is was Heero. The wonders of wearing a hat...
**Yes, meanwhile again...
"Alright, I've got your Snickers, my Hot Tamales, Heero's Skittles, Trowa's Milky Way, Duo's Sugar Babies, six pounds of popcorn, five drinks and 26 boxes of Jujubes."
"Alright Wufei!! What'd you get for drinks?"
"Mountain Dew. Duo got a suicide drink."
"Ewwww... How can he drink those? I mean, mixing a whole bunch of sodas together."
"It's Duo."
"Oh yeah... Say, how did you get all the money to pay for this?"
"Ummm... Hey! Look at his costume!!"
"Ooooh! It's pretty!"
"Come on, let's get our seats."
"Yay!"
**Meanwhile...
"Where is everyone?" Duo paced around trying to find anyone, aside from Zechs or Relena and friends. He then noticed Wufei and Quatre. "Hey! Guys! Wait for me!" The crowd grew really thick and Duo lost sight of the two. When he got through, the two were gone.
"Damn!!!" Then he noticed a ticket on the ground. "Maybe they did see me..." Duo pocketed the ticket and began to leave when an arm snaked around his neck and labored breathing was heard.
"Give me my god damn hat Maxwell."
"Oh shi-"
**Meanwhile...
"Ah ha! The theatre Wufei! Let's go in and save seats for the others!!"
"Fine." The two walked inside and grabbed five seats in the middle section.
Quatre glanced and noticed the many rows of girls, "Ummm... Wufei?"
"Yes."
"Look behind you."
"Damn."
**Meanwhile again...
"I can't believe we got away!!"
"Yes. This hat is very useful... We might as well go see if any of the others have gotten seats yet."
"Sure... Help?"
A flash of pink and yellow and Trowa was gone.
So? Cliff hanger!!! Bwahahahahahahahaha... Sorry... Anyhoo, myself and Twilight have an idea for you. The first person to tell us how many 'meanwhile...'s we used from every chapter, will get a special shout- out!!
Twilight Canel- If you guess incorrectly, 1) You're an idiot, and 2) My Legions will be dye all of your clothing bright pink!!!
Anyhoo, review!!
Disclaimer- We don't own Gundam Wing, G Gundam( one time appearance) or the cast and crew of Peter Pan.
Attack of the Evil Fairies
"Trowa!!!!!"
Trowa's eyes became the size of saucers. He looked frantically around. He couldn't see them but he knew they were there.
"Trowa? What's wrong?" Quatre questioned.
"They're here."
"Relena and Dorothy...?" Quatre looked around too.
"No... my stalkers..."
"Oh. You had me scared for a minute. We can take care of them. Don't worry Trowa!" Just then, a unit of about twenty girls appeared, armed with make-up. The others immediately got around Trowa and discussed a plan.
"Oh crap..." Wufei muttered.
Quatre spoke up, "Heero, Wufei? What should we do?"
"Times like these call for drastic measures. I say we give them Trowa." Heero calmly replied.
"No!!! We can't sacrifice Trowa! We have to make a break for it!" Quatre looked back at Trowa to find that Trowa was gone. "Trowa?!"
Just then Duo came running and plowed through the ranks of girls. "Outta my way!!!" He ran up to the others and hid behind Heero. "Heero, buddy, you wanna give Zechs his hat back?"
Heero blinked, then gave an evil smirk, "If this is Zechs's hat, he's not getting it back." With that Heero disappeared behind the group, into the crowd.
"DAMMIT!!!" Duo cussed loudly, "He's gonna kill me!!"
**Meanwhile...
"Please don't find me. Please don't find me. Please don't find- AHHHHHH!!" Trowa screamed as the door to the bathroom stall opened.
"Hn. Am I that frightening?"
Trowa looked up to find Heero. "You scared the crap out of me and... Where'd you get the cape?"
"There are other movies playing."
"Oh."
**Meanwhile...
"Miss Relena? Are you sure they're hiding in the girls room? They are guys. Wouldn't they be hiding in the boys room?"
"Dorothy, I know what I am doing!! They are in the girls room!!"
"Whatever you say Miss Relena."
**Meanwhile... again...
"Maxwell, I will kill you... I want my hat..."
**Meanwhile...
"I can't believe that kid would take my cape!!"
"Domon! Calm down, we'll find it."
"You're right Rain. It's just, I feel so naked without it."
"Domon, you are naked. Well aside from your boxers. Why did you only go in your cape?"
"..."
**Meanwhile...
"Wufei? Where did Heero, Duo and Trowa go? And why is that guy in his boxers?"
"He couldn't afford a loin cloth costume. The closest he could get was his heart pattern boxers."
"Really?"
"I have no idea. As for the others, I have no idea either."
"Oh. Buy me some candy Wufei?" Quatre gave the puppy dog eyes.
"Must... fight... ah damn. Fine. What do you want..."
"Snickers!!! And Jujubes."
"Are you actually going to eat them?!"
"Of course not! They're just fun to throw at people."
"..." -_-;
**Meanwhile...
"So tell me again why you're hiding in the bathroom."
"I need to escape those girls."
"Why the boys room?"
"They won't come in after me."
"Are you sure?"
"No."
Just then the door broke down and Relena and Dorothy charged in. Heero jumped in the stall with Trowa and locked the door. The two stood on the toilet and held their breath, peeking over the stall.
"Miss Relena, this is the boys room! We shouldn't be in here!"
"Dorothy, this is most certainly the girls room. Don't you see the new sinks?"
"Ummm... Those are urinals. I wouldn't use that!!"
At this point, Heero walked out of the stall wearing Zechs's hat and Domon's cape, with Trowa hiding inside it. They left the bathroom in a hurry. The two girls didn't notice that the cloaked man had two sets of legs or that is was Heero. The wonders of wearing a hat...
**Yes, meanwhile again...
"Alright, I've got your Snickers, my Hot Tamales, Heero's Skittles, Trowa's Milky Way, Duo's Sugar Babies, six pounds of popcorn, five drinks and 26 boxes of Jujubes."
"Alright Wufei!! What'd you get for drinks?"
"Mountain Dew. Duo got a suicide drink."
"Ewwww... How can he drink those? I mean, mixing a whole bunch of sodas together."
"It's Duo."
"Oh yeah... Say, how did you get all the money to pay for this?"
"Ummm... Hey! Look at his costume!!"
"Ooooh! It's pretty!"
"Come on, let's get our seats."
"Yay!"
**Meanwhile...
"Where is everyone?" Duo paced around trying to find anyone, aside from Zechs or Relena and friends. He then noticed Wufei and Quatre. "Hey! Guys! Wait for me!" The crowd grew really thick and Duo lost sight of the two. When he got through, the two were gone.
"Damn!!!" Then he noticed a ticket on the ground. "Maybe they did see me..." Duo pocketed the ticket and began to leave when an arm snaked around his neck and labored breathing was heard.
"Give me my god damn hat Maxwell."
"Oh shi-"
**Meanwhile...
"Ah ha! The theatre Wufei! Let's go in and save seats for the others!!"
"Fine." The two walked inside and grabbed five seats in the middle section.
Quatre glanced and noticed the many rows of girls, "Ummm... Wufei?"
"Yes."
"Look behind you."
"Damn."
**Meanwhile again...
"I can't believe we got away!!"
"Yes. This hat is very useful... We might as well go see if any of the others have gotten seats yet."
"Sure... Help?"
A flash of pink and yellow and Trowa was gone.
So? Cliff hanger!!! Bwahahahahahahahaha... Sorry... Anyhoo, myself and Twilight have an idea for you. The first person to tell us how many 'meanwhile...'s we used from every chapter, will get a special shout- out!!
Twilight Canel- If you guess incorrectly, 1) You're an idiot, and 2) My Legions will be dye all of your clothing bright pink!!!
Anyhoo, review!!