Hey! The Rogue Prince here with Twilight Canel. You guys finally
meet our requirements! We got five reviews! OMG!! Was it really that
hard? Anyhoo, I wanna thank Hamtaro Assasin and Spectral for reviewing
this story as well as The Tournament. Also, no one has played the
"MEANWHILE" GAME!!! What is the meaning of that! I'll explain the rules
again, so you better do it this time! You need to tell us how many
'meanwhile...'s there are all together from every chapter and we'll
dedicate a chapter to you or give you a special shout out, which ever is
more convenient. Now! Do it!!!!!! Anyhoo, enjoy!
Disclaimer- We don't own any anime that shows up in this chapter, Harry Potter, Peter Pan or whatever the hell that shows up. Be scared!!
Attack of the Evil Fairies: The Illegal Expo, Part 2
"Damn! Where's Heero!" Duo yelled across the room at Wufei. "It can't possibly take him that long!!" He ducked and threw his now empty Jujubes box at one of the attacking Trowa stalkers.
"How should I know!" Wufei yelled back. He then glanced over and noticed that Winner, Zechs and a small band of children in fairy costumes were in a little corner still watching the movie. Wufei sighed and side stepped some guy and made his way over.
"Winner! You're needed at the battle field."
Quatre glanced up. "Oh! Hi Wufei! Come and join us! It's getting to the good part!"
"Uh..."
Suddenly Quatre, Zechs and all the children squealed and all yelled at the same time "It's the ticky-tocky crocodile!! Oh no!!"
Wufei blinked then decided that maybe they didn't need him after all...
*/*Meanwhile...
Heero followed the two thieves he heard. 'Jigen and Lupin... Hmm...' Heero thought, 'The names sound rather familiar...'
Just then, there was a small explosion and five girls appeared in the middle of the market, dropping from the ceiling.
The leader spoke out, "I can't allow all of you to do this!! This Expo is illegal! Most of you are probably law breakers, here to show off the stolen goods you took from some innocent people!! I can't let this happen! So, in the name of the Moon, I'll stop this and protect people's rights to freedom."
Another girl stepped forwards, "In the name of Mars, I shall stop you with my healing fires of love!"
Another girl than spoke up, "In the of Venus, I shall-" the girl was cut off by a bunch of pissed off people yelling 'COPS! GET THEM!' Let's just say the girls were quickly tied up.
"This isn't fair! You didn't give us enough time to finish our speeches! All the other enemies give us at least ten minutes! You're cheating!" the leader then started to struggle, "Where is Tuxedo Mask?! I have the right to a lawyer!! I-" she then was abruptly gagged.
"Aw shut-up!" one of the bandits who 'took out' the girls muttered. "You talk to much... all most as much as Kir..."
"Hey! I heard that! See if I ever save your ass again Jing..," At this point, a bird appeared and started eyeing the girls, "Ladies..."
"The blonde with the multi-color uniform is off limits. She'll give us away." Kir wasn't listening. He had already bribed the other four scouts with money and was carried off by some happy girls.
"Aren't you such a cute bird! Can I have another ring?"
"Let's get lunch! You're buying, right?"
Jing and Sailor Moon both sweat-dropped. Some things never change. Jing turned back to the sailor tied up, "If I remove the gag, will you stay quiet?"
She nodded.
"Good." Jing removed the gag.
Sailor Moon sighed and then looked up at the ceiling, with those irritating sparkles surrounding her with a pink background and whispered, "Where are you Tuxedo Mask?"
Jing pointed a knife in her face, "What kind of crap are you pulling?!"
*/*Meanwhile...
"Move dammit!! I'M NOT GOING TO SAVE HER IN TIME!!!!" Tuxedo Mask leaned on the horn of his car and continued to yell thing out the window. Traffic sucks, doesn't it?
*/* Meanwhile again...
"Hey. Naruto! Don't touch ANYTHING. Do I make myself clear?"
"Yeah, yeah, whatever. Oooh! What's this?" he picked up a small necklace, "Shiny!"
"NARUTO!"
"What?"
"We're hear on a mission to recover Commodore Shmidlap's stolen invention."
"Fine..." Naruto grumbled a bit then looked back towards his teacher, "What was this 'invention' anyway?"
"... I think it's orange..."
Everyone did then major sweat drop thingy and fell over backwards.
"No! What IS the invention?"
"That's the problem..." with that, Kakashi sat down and opened his magazine. Naruto was going to make a scene, like usual.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE INVENTION IS!! THERE MUST BE A MILLION ORANGE THINGS IN HERE, LIKE THAT GUY'S JACKET!!" He pointed over at Jing who was currently grilling the moon princess for information.
Jing looked up at the idiot pointing at him, flashed a peace sign and grinned. He then went back to his original plan, make the girl tell him something useful, perhaps about money...
"So," Sakura announced, "Master Kakashi. If you said the invention was orange..." she turned towards Naruto, "Naruto?"
"Yeah?"
"Where did you get that jacket?..."
"Why are you looking at me like that?" Naruto took a step back.
"Hm... That's right! We could end the mission faster if we just took him back and say we misunderstood the orders..."
"They wouldn't fall for that."
"Sasuke. Do you want to stay here or do you want to go home?"
"...You're coming with us, Naruto."
"Hey! I'm already part of the team! I have to go!"
*/*Meanwhile...
"Hey. Kiyone? Why is that guy torturing that girl?"
"Because she was a cop."
"But, we're cops too!"
"SHHHH!!! Are you trying to get us killed?!"
"Sorry Kiyone..." Mihoshi looked around and then spotted a pretty girl dropping a broach into her pocket. "Hey! I saw that, you thief!"
"Thief? I'm a con-artist, big difference. I'd say, we're much better then your common thief."
"Oh. Well that's worse than a thief! I, first class detective Mihoshi, place you under arrest for thievery and uh... what's that word..." she turned around towards Kiyone, "Hey. Kiyone, what's the word I'm looking for? Kiyone?"
Kiyone had donned a black hat and was whistling. "Do I know you?"
"Kiyone? Of course you know me! I'm your partner!"
"What are you talking about?"
At this point, the girl in question stepped forward, "So? You're a cop, aren't you."
"Yes! And so is my partner, Kiyone!"
"What?! I don't know her!"
"Your both cops." At this point, the surrounding people started cracking their knuckles and such things. Some had guns, baseball bats, chain links, ect.
"This can't be good. Mihoshi!"
"Right!" The two pulled out their guns. "Don't try to retaliate! Your all under arrest!"
"GET THEM!!!"
*/*Meanwhile again...
*BANG* Heero looked up. Gunshots. He smirked. "About time..." He pulled a gun out of spandex space and swiped one off someone else and headed towards the fight.
*/*Yes! Meanwhile again...
"Oh no! Pedro just dumped Maria!"
"Miss Relena? Tu hablas Espanol, tambien?"
"What?"
"Never mind. How do you know what's happening?"
"I guessed. It looks dramatic!"
"Actually, those aren't the right names. Your 'Pedro' is a kid named Ash Ketchum and your 'Maria' is Pikachu. Ash just died."
"You made that up, didn't you!"
"..."
So? Did you enjoy? Yes? If you didn't, too bad. No one cares. First, you MUST play the meanwhile game. And second, we demand five more reviews or we will do the Scooby-Doo and Power Puffness crap. There is a part three so, if you want to see it, you better review! Now, do you think Kiyone and Mihoshi should break up the Expo or should Heero just kill everything? Or maybe Jing could use Kir Royale and blow everything up? You decide. Review!
Disclaimer- We don't own any anime that shows up in this chapter, Harry Potter, Peter Pan or whatever the hell that shows up. Be scared!!
Attack of the Evil Fairies: The Illegal Expo, Part 2
"Damn! Where's Heero!" Duo yelled across the room at Wufei. "It can't possibly take him that long!!" He ducked and threw his now empty Jujubes box at one of the attacking Trowa stalkers.
"How should I know!" Wufei yelled back. He then glanced over and noticed that Winner, Zechs and a small band of children in fairy costumes were in a little corner still watching the movie. Wufei sighed and side stepped some guy and made his way over.
"Winner! You're needed at the battle field."
Quatre glanced up. "Oh! Hi Wufei! Come and join us! It's getting to the good part!"
"Uh..."
Suddenly Quatre, Zechs and all the children squealed and all yelled at the same time "It's the ticky-tocky crocodile!! Oh no!!"
Wufei blinked then decided that maybe they didn't need him after all...
*/*Meanwhile...
Heero followed the two thieves he heard. 'Jigen and Lupin... Hmm...' Heero thought, 'The names sound rather familiar...'
Just then, there was a small explosion and five girls appeared in the middle of the market, dropping from the ceiling.
The leader spoke out, "I can't allow all of you to do this!! This Expo is illegal! Most of you are probably law breakers, here to show off the stolen goods you took from some innocent people!! I can't let this happen! So, in the name of the Moon, I'll stop this and protect people's rights to freedom."
Another girl stepped forwards, "In the name of Mars, I shall stop you with my healing fires of love!"
Another girl than spoke up, "In the of Venus, I shall-" the girl was cut off by a bunch of pissed off people yelling 'COPS! GET THEM!' Let's just say the girls were quickly tied up.
"This isn't fair! You didn't give us enough time to finish our speeches! All the other enemies give us at least ten minutes! You're cheating!" the leader then started to struggle, "Where is Tuxedo Mask?! I have the right to a lawyer!! I-" she then was abruptly gagged.
"Aw shut-up!" one of the bandits who 'took out' the girls muttered. "You talk to much... all most as much as Kir..."
"Hey! I heard that! See if I ever save your ass again Jing..," At this point, a bird appeared and started eyeing the girls, "Ladies..."
"The blonde with the multi-color uniform is off limits. She'll give us away." Kir wasn't listening. He had already bribed the other four scouts with money and was carried off by some happy girls.
"Aren't you such a cute bird! Can I have another ring?"
"Let's get lunch! You're buying, right?"
Jing and Sailor Moon both sweat-dropped. Some things never change. Jing turned back to the sailor tied up, "If I remove the gag, will you stay quiet?"
She nodded.
"Good." Jing removed the gag.
Sailor Moon sighed and then looked up at the ceiling, with those irritating sparkles surrounding her with a pink background and whispered, "Where are you Tuxedo Mask?"
Jing pointed a knife in her face, "What kind of crap are you pulling?!"
*/*Meanwhile...
"Move dammit!! I'M NOT GOING TO SAVE HER IN TIME!!!!" Tuxedo Mask leaned on the horn of his car and continued to yell thing out the window. Traffic sucks, doesn't it?
*/* Meanwhile again...
"Hey. Naruto! Don't touch ANYTHING. Do I make myself clear?"
"Yeah, yeah, whatever. Oooh! What's this?" he picked up a small necklace, "Shiny!"
"NARUTO!"
"What?"
"We're hear on a mission to recover Commodore Shmidlap's stolen invention."
"Fine..." Naruto grumbled a bit then looked back towards his teacher, "What was this 'invention' anyway?"
"... I think it's orange..."
Everyone did then major sweat drop thingy and fell over backwards.
"No! What IS the invention?"
"That's the problem..." with that, Kakashi sat down and opened his magazine. Naruto was going to make a scene, like usual.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE INVENTION IS!! THERE MUST BE A MILLION ORANGE THINGS IN HERE, LIKE THAT GUY'S JACKET!!" He pointed over at Jing who was currently grilling the moon princess for information.
Jing looked up at the idiot pointing at him, flashed a peace sign and grinned. He then went back to his original plan, make the girl tell him something useful, perhaps about money...
"So," Sakura announced, "Master Kakashi. If you said the invention was orange..." she turned towards Naruto, "Naruto?"
"Yeah?"
"Where did you get that jacket?..."
"Why are you looking at me like that?" Naruto took a step back.
"Hm... That's right! We could end the mission faster if we just took him back and say we misunderstood the orders..."
"They wouldn't fall for that."
"Sasuke. Do you want to stay here or do you want to go home?"
"...You're coming with us, Naruto."
"Hey! I'm already part of the team! I have to go!"
*/*Meanwhile...
"Hey. Kiyone? Why is that guy torturing that girl?"
"Because she was a cop."
"But, we're cops too!"
"SHHHH!!! Are you trying to get us killed?!"
"Sorry Kiyone..." Mihoshi looked around and then spotted a pretty girl dropping a broach into her pocket. "Hey! I saw that, you thief!"
"Thief? I'm a con-artist, big difference. I'd say, we're much better then your common thief."
"Oh. Well that's worse than a thief! I, first class detective Mihoshi, place you under arrest for thievery and uh... what's that word..." she turned around towards Kiyone, "Hey. Kiyone, what's the word I'm looking for? Kiyone?"
Kiyone had donned a black hat and was whistling. "Do I know you?"
"Kiyone? Of course you know me! I'm your partner!"
"What are you talking about?"
At this point, the girl in question stepped forward, "So? You're a cop, aren't you."
"Yes! And so is my partner, Kiyone!"
"What?! I don't know her!"
"Your both cops." At this point, the surrounding people started cracking their knuckles and such things. Some had guns, baseball bats, chain links, ect.
"This can't be good. Mihoshi!"
"Right!" The two pulled out their guns. "Don't try to retaliate! Your all under arrest!"
"GET THEM!!!"
*/*Meanwhile again...
*BANG* Heero looked up. Gunshots. He smirked. "About time..." He pulled a gun out of spandex space and swiped one off someone else and headed towards the fight.
*/*Yes! Meanwhile again...
"Oh no! Pedro just dumped Maria!"
"Miss Relena? Tu hablas Espanol, tambien?"
"What?"
"Never mind. How do you know what's happening?"
"I guessed. It looks dramatic!"
"Actually, those aren't the right names. Your 'Pedro' is a kid named Ash Ketchum and your 'Maria' is Pikachu. Ash just died."
"You made that up, didn't you!"
"..."
So? Did you enjoy? Yes? If you didn't, too bad. No one cares. First, you MUST play the meanwhile game. And second, we demand five more reviews or we will do the Scooby-Doo and Power Puffness crap. There is a part three so, if you want to see it, you better review! Now, do you think Kiyone and Mihoshi should break up the Expo or should Heero just kill everything? Or maybe Jing could use Kir Royale and blow everything up? You decide. Review!