Hey! The Rogue Prince here with Twilight Canel. Are you trying to be mean? Do you mean to hurt our feeling by not reviewing? Is anyone actually reading this?

Twilight Canel: Since none of you actually said anything worthwhile in your pitiful reviews we are doing this our way. In other words, you suck.

Sorry, Twilight's been a little on edge recently and has had the need to kill something. I myself, blame it all on Spanish Class. They separated us because we talk too much and passed notes. I don't think the teacher liked our most recent note. It was actually one of our more mild notes... Anyhoo, enough about our real lives... YOU review. If you don't, you shall suffer the wrath of Twilight's Legions of Terror. If we're talking crazy, I once again blame it on Spanish class and lack of reviews. Now enjoy and REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!

Disclaimer- We don't own any anime that shows up in this chapter, Harry Potter, Peter Pan or whatever the hell that shows up.

Attack of the Evil Fairies

"Dammit! Where is Heero?!" Duo yelled as he threw a jujube at one of the attacking-

TC: Because you have not complied to the five review demand, you will suffer. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TRP: ...

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"Hey! Grandma? Why are we here anyway?"

"Because Dimwit, Koenma decided Spirit Detective area of the Rekai Tantei needed more money so we're filling in for some other actors who are strike."

"Fine. So what kind of show are we doing?"

"Worthless kiddy crap." Hiei stepped from the shadows.

"Hey! When did you show up?" Yusuke scratched his head.

"I was summoned by Koenma to help you run this pathetic excuse for a case."

"Hey guys!" Kuwabara came walking in with Botan. He was wearing a dog costume, holding the head at his side.

Yusuke stared for a moment, then burst out laughing, uncontrollably. Genkai smirked. Hiei had the biggest smirk imaginable, "I'm glad you've finally learned your place human."

"Hey! What are you talking about shrimp!! This is my costume! The director told me I'm the awesome main character, Scooby Doo."

"He's a dog you moron."

"So! He's got super cool powers!"

"Like what? Snivel and cower?"

"Hey! Have you seen the show before?"

"No. That was a guess, considering it seems to explain you well enough."

"Hey! I'll get-" he stopped talking as Yusuke shoved a box in his hands.

"These are for you stupid."

"Oooooh! Scooby Snacks!" He ripped open the box and started to eat them. He then started to choke on them.

"Ha ha! Idiot!"

"Dimwit! He's not supposed to eat those yet!"

"Oops..."

Just then a door opened and a pleasant looking woman walked in and handed the five scripts. "Just stick to these and you can't go too wrong...."

The five looked over the scripts. The outcome was quite scary. Hiei landed the roll of Fred. Yusuke got the roll of Shaggy. Genkai got Daphne. Botan got Velma. And last and most certainly least, Kuwabara as Scooby Doo.

The woman then ushered the five into another room for costumes and makeup. "Ummmm... Excuse me but was Kurama supposed to show up?" Botan asked.

"How should I know?"

"Oh." Botan then picked up a costume, "Is this mine?"

"No. That's Daphne's. This is yours." An ugly orange outfit was thrust at her.

"Aww... How cute!"

Genkai glanced over and noticed the purple outfit, "No way am I wearing that."

"But it's your costume! If perhaps you turned to your younger self..."

"I said no."

"Ummm... okay. Yusuke? Hiei?"

"NO!"

"Oh."

"Did you honestly expect me to wear this clown suit?"

"Well... yes."

"Think again human." Hiei's Fred costume then spontaneously combusted.

"Hey! Hiei! Burn mine too!" Yusuke demanded.

"Burn it yourself, Detective."

"Sounds good to me! SPIRIT GU-"

"NO!!! Yusuke stop! You'll destroy the building!" Botan pounced on Yusuke, in a flash of orange.

At this point, Hiei and Yusuke stared, "You actual wore that?"

"Yes, that is a rather ugly outfit."

"I think it's cute! And why didn't you wear yours?! You two would have looked absolutely charming!"

"..."

"I like my costume." Kuwabara gave a stupid grin and went back to his box of Scooby Snacks.

Are you happy?! We've stopped writing the Expo to write this crap! If you really like this though, maybe we'll do a Yu Yu/Scooby Doo story... Anyhoo, YOU WILL REVIEW!!!!!!! And I mean it! Now watch the shiny watch and repeat after me: 'I will review and tell my friends to read and review too.' Now go my slave!