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Disclaimer- It's been the same all along, you should know it by now. If not, go back to chapter 1 and read it.

Attack of the Evil Fairies: Final Chapter

"OWWW! Get off me!" Lupin pushed the pile of Potter crazies off him.

"Hahahahaha!! Lupin! The kids..." Jigen was gasping for air as he laughed.

!Meanwhile...

"Wow Dorothy, that movie was exciting. I can't believe that Pedro cheated on Maria with Paco!"

"Umm... Nevermind... What now Miss Relena?"

"Ice cream!" Relena shrieked with joy. But as they walked by the Peter Pan movie, the ground rumbled and...

!Meanwhile...

"I do believe in fairies, I do!" The chanting continued in a louder yell. And then the floor began to fall through...

!Meanwhile...

"Not the eyebrows!!!!!!" The concessions guy had woken up and saw Dorothy and Relena start to walk towards him but then they fell threw the floor. He breathed a sigh of relief and then wondered, "Would that come out of my paycheck?"

!Meanwhile...

"Ah good to see you Mr. Filch."

"You too Dumbldore."

"The students giving you any problems?"

"Not right now, Mrs. Noris and I are keeping the halls under control."

At this point 'Mrs. Noris' spoke up in a loud pissed off voice, "I'm not a girl! I'm not a friggin cat and I'm stuck in the ventilation system with a bunch of crazy losers!!!!"

"Ah, poor Mrs. Noris. You must be hungry! Have some fish!" 'Mr. Filch' dropped a pile of wet toilet paper on the floor for the 'cat'.

"Urg! Gross! You sicko! This is not Hogwarts! My name is Steve! You people kidnapped me out of my bed and forced me to wear this cat suit!! I hate you all!" The 'cat' then looked up at 'Dumbledore', "Brian! You're my older brother! How could you let these crazies do this to me?! How could you do this to yourself?!"

'Dumbledore' looked taken aback, "Mr. Filch! It seems that your cat is under the control of the dark lord!"

"I'll save you!" 'Mr. Filch' yelled as he picked up his 'cat' and dragged it down the hallway in search of help.

'Dumbledore' smiled, "He's such a brave man."

!Meanwhile...

"You're such a cute bird!" Sailor Mercury cooed.

"Yeah and lunch was great!" Sailor Venus chimed in.

Kir looked pleased with himself. He had four long legged, scantily clad girls fawning over him. Of course he was also giving them jewelry but that was beside the point.

The door to the restaurant opened and in walked Tuxedo Mask. "I'm an hour late, she'll probably dead or taken as a slave and I'm hungry!" He walked to a table and ordered his food.

!Meanwhile again...

Gannondorf appears in the girls bathroom. He looked around and then, confirming that the room is empty, begins to do ballet.

Une walked in to wash her hands when she noticed him dancing. She clapped hard. "Wonderful! I do love ballet! Mr. Trieze! Come and see!"

Trieze walked in and also clapped, "Bravo!"

Gannondorf looked shocked then grew angry, "I will smite you! Smite you good!!"

Trieze and Une's applause grew louder, "Oh I love theatre!"

!Meanwhile...

"Hey! Misty! Brock! Look! It's a festival!!" The three started to run forward to go check it out when...

!Meanwhile-

"Hey?" Jing stopped interrogating Sailor Moon long enough to watch some dorky looking kids run towards him. Then he watched the ceiling collapse. CRUNCH Where the kids were a second ago, a movie theatre now stood.

"Nice timing." He then went back to questioning his prisoner.

!Meanwhile-

"Holy crap!!!!!" Duo was yelling at the top f his lungs as the floor gave away and the entire theatre fell through to the basement. Miraculously, it stayed in one piece. Quatre, Zechs and his fairy gang didn't notice the fact they fell down a floor, since they could still see the movie. Everyone else had run screaming into the Expo.

Duo, Trowa and Wufei were staring into the Expo in awe. Then they notice Heero running around having a great time steal things, fighting and blowing things up when possible. They ran up to him but before they could ask him what happened, some familiar children appeared.

"Professor Snape! Professor... Ummm... Uh..." They stared at Trowa.

Duo looked confused, "Who's Snape?"

"He is! He was fighting 'He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named'!" They all pointed at Heero. Heero glared at them. He was not going to be some sissy wizard teacher.

But before the conversation could continue, they saw Quatre walking towards them. The movie had ended.

"Hey guys!!" he had a small group of children following him in fairy costumes.

Just then Jigen showed up, "Nice fight eh?" he nudged Heero. Heero smirked in response and nodded.

The Harry Potter crazies freaked out. "Oh no! It's Lord Vol-" the Ron wannabe was quickly shut up by the Harry wannabe.

"Only myself and Dumbledore are allowed to call him that!"

"Sorry..."

The five pilots, the fairy children and Jigen all stared at them. What the hell was going on?

Then Mihoshi walked over to admire the costumes. "Who are you supposed to be?"

"A fairy!" the children all exclaimed.

"That's pretty silly! Don't you know fairies aren't real?"

"Ahhhhhhhhh!" one of the children screamed and fell over.

"Oh my! Are you okay?!"

"You killed her!"

"No I didn't! All I said were fairies aren't real!"

Another 'fairy' 'died'. Quatre stared wide eyed. "You killed my friends!" The other fairies all began to cry. Quatre started to chant, "I do believe in fairies, I do!" The other fairies joined him. But the fairies didn't wake up.

Quatre started to laugh softly. Wufei's eyes went wide, as did Duo's, Trowa's and Heero's. Jigen stared at Quatre, "What's wrong with him?"

"Hide!"

"What?"

"Just do it!!" The five scrambled into the corner when Heero thought of something.

"Duo! Quick! His cell phone!"

"Oh crap!" Duo ran in what seemed like slow-motion towards Quatre but it was too late.

"Rasid!" Quatre was crying and laughing into the phone. Maganacs.

"Everybody get down!!" Duo screamed. Moments later, the back wall was blown up as the Maganacs charged in armed with guns, rocket launchers, the whole shebang.

!One hour later-

"Help... Me... Mommy..." Duo was shaking in the corner staring wide eyed as Maganacs tracked down the girl who made Quatre go nuts.

Quatre was busy dancing around mumbling about fruit. After all, he's gone crazy.

Soon after, Quatre was brought back to normal, Zechs never got his hat back, the 'fairies' were revived and everyone got to go home except...

!Meanwhile-

"Oh! Aren't you cute! Look at your boxers!" Relena and Dorothy were busy cooing over Domon."

!Meanwhile-

"Alright! Spin the chart!" The arrow that was pointing to Trowa's name was spun and landed on Wufei.

The stampede begun in search of Wufei. "Aw! Wufei's soooo cute! Hehe!"

Trowa was now off the hook but all we can say is, Poor Wufei.

!Meanwhile-

"I'm free! Is everyone alright?" Ash looked concerned.

"We're fine Ash!"

"Great!"

"Hey! You kids!" They looked around the now empty room and saw a large guy walking towards them. "What are you doing down here?!"

"There was a carnival!"

"So you're the one who caused all this! I'm gonna kill you!!!!!" The screen was then blacked out due to the amount of violence and gore. The rating for this fic isn't high enough for that.

THE END!

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