The day was nearing its end. Actually, it wasn't; it was just after dawn. Really, it was high noon. Anyways...Two travelers were walking down a long road to nowhere. One was a tall, blonde, gorgeous elf named Legolas, and the other Meighan! There were also two tall, dark, pretty elf twins and Laina. In the far picture Aragorn and Molly were falling behind. Kissing. They were walking through the woods, but Molly and Aragorn were 'lost'.

"Aragorn, I really think we should speed up! Laina and Meighan are so far ahead of us!"

"So?"

Ahead of them, Laina stopped, sighed with exasperation, and screamed, "You guys, just keep following the stupid path! You're like, three feet behind us!"

"Aragorn! Stop that or I will hit you darling!! Now hurry your butt up!"

Back in the front, Legolas was giving Meighan a piggyback ride to shut her up. Elladan and Elrohir were laughing at Laina, who kept tripping. Finally Aragorn and Molly caught up to the pack. There was a hand mark on Aragorn's face.

"What happened to you?" asked Legolas curiously and dropped Meighan for the fourth time.

"It's better not to ask questions," Aragorn told him with a wary glance at Molly.

"Next time I tell you too stop touching me and move, you shall do so, won't you pooky? Look at that!! There's a bum in the tree!!"

They all turned to look. There were, in fact, some legs sticking out of a tree, kicking madly, and muffled screams could be heard.

"Ha! It's Pippin!" Laina yelled, and burst out laughing.

"What is he doing in there? Maybe we should leave him. Hahaha." Aragorn said looking at Molly but with one hand on his face.

"I want a cooky." Meighan suddenly announced. Everyone turned to stare, then thought the better of it and ignored her for the rest of the chapter. Laina couldn't stop laughing, and she was getting the twins started.

Then Merry came bounding out of a big bush. "He was looking for mushrooms and he got stuck!"

Laina skipped forwards, and grabbed his waist, pulling on him. With a 'pop' noise, he came flying out and landed on Laina. "You're sitting on my head," she said with a muffled groan. With great effort, Laina pushed Pippin off her and was picked up by the twins.

"Well, that solves that problem," said Pippin, standing up and looking as though he had accomplished it himself.

"You're very welcome," Laina told him with a sarcastic air. "Ok, so, where are we going?" Merry and Pippin both said in unison.

A sheer look of terror came across Legolas' face. "You can't be serious!! We already have Laina, Meighan, and that blonde girl!"

"Molly!" Molly yelled at him. "Tell him off, sweetie," she urged Aragorn.

But as they looked around, Aragorn was nowhere to be seen. "Ahhh!!! He's gone!! Look! Isn't that Arwen's necklace? Oh my god! She stole him!" Molly shrieked in horror.

"Umm, I'm right behind you," Aragorn told her, poorly concealing his amusement. "And that's YOUR necklace."

"Paranoid," Laina muttered to the twins.

"Does anybody know where we are going? Like seriously! We have just been walking and riding and rowing for like three frickin' weeks!" said Molly, clutching Aragorn's arm.

Out of the blue, Legolas let out a screech. "Look at my beautiful hair!! I'm getting split-ends! Oh no, I might start to look like...*shudder* Aragorn!"

They all looked at him with an odd expression, except for Aragorn who looked put out. "Riiiiight."

Legolas' face lit up and he bellowed, "I know where we want to go!! Mirkwood! It's nice there!!" "No! There're giant spiders!" Molly and Laina yelled. Meighan yelled it too, but nobody heard her as she is currently being ignored for the rest of the chapter.

"Aw, fine," Legolas pouted. "I need a hug." Unfortunately, nobody would hug him because Meighan would kill them, and Meighan wouldn't hug him because she is being ignored.

"Wait, I know where we should go!" Aragorn proposed. "We should go to Gondor, I'm king there." He started going on and on like a little kid.

"No way! There are other girls there! And you're king. They would be all over you. No way." insisted Molly, stamping her foot and glaring at Aragorn, who was still going on about his 'kingly' duties.

"Ooh, I know! Let's go to Rivendell!" Elladan said.

"Yeah!" Elrohir agreed. "Ever since Daddy left we're like, the head-lord dudes there."

"Well, that would be a good idea but, you see...ummm...Glorfindel is still kinda...you know...mad at me for sorta...um...burning down part of the kitchen...that was kinda his room...How did I know you can cook KD over an open fire?" Laina demanded.

The twins sighed with exasperation. "So where CAN we go?" Elrohir asked.

"Well, we're getting nowhere just standing here arguing." Legolas told them. "Let's just keep going for now." "Good idea. This part of the forest is royally freaking me out. I keep seeing little creatures running though the trees," Molly said, grabbing Aragorn and jumping onto his back.

The group continued walking deeper and deeper into the forest. Everyone had this weird feeling they were being watched and followed.

"Hoom, hello," said a strange voice.

"Treebeard!" Merry and Pippin screamed as they started to climb an appearing 'random' tree.

"What the?!?" Aragorn yelled.

"Guys...I think I just peed myself," Molly whispered to Laina.

"Right. Hello little non-orcs," Treebeard said before putting down Merry and Pippin and leaving.

"'K. That was...random," Laina laughed. "Yay, random things! Ah Casey, remember when Gimli spilled his beer? (Laina's notes : did anybody else find that disgusting and NOT funny?) That was so funny!" Molly randomly spoke.

"Right, can we keep walking? I don't like this scenery anymore. I wanna go surfing," Legolas piped up.

Just then, Gimli fell onto the path. "Let's go to Mor-"

"No!" Laina screamed.

"But you didn't let me finish. Mori-" "No!"

"M-"

"NO!" Molly and Laina both screamed. "No filthy mines!"

"Just give it up," Pippin told him.

"Hey, let's go to the Shire!" Merry suggested, proud of himself.

"Well, that WOULD be fun..." Molly started.

"But what?" Elrohir asked.

"I owe Sam money..."

"Argh!" Aragorn screamed in exasperation. "Everywhere ANYONE suggests, you two have some excuse NOT to go!"

"That's not true!" Molly insisted.

"Uh...yes it is," Laina told her.

Suddenly a little dude in black robes walked across the path. He stopped and turned to them. "Let's go to Hogwarts!" Everyone blinked at him. The little dude shrugged and disappeared off the path.

"Woah-k," said Molly.

"What the hell was that?" asked Elladan.

"Don't ask. Just please, don't ask," Laina told him. "Hey, you know what's weird?" Legolas suddenly piped up.

"Nooo! Poor Haldir! He's not dead!" Laina suddenly cried.

"Like I was saying," Legolas continues, glaring at Laina, "Molly was just saying something about Gimli, and then he appeared."

Everyone turned and blinked at him, except for Gimli, who said, "I STILL think we should go to-"

"NO!" Laina cut him off.

"Um, Lego, have you been thinking about that this whole time?" Molly asked.

"Yeah." "I'm fat!" Meighan suddenly announced.

"Well, the chapter must be over, because Meighan isn't being ignored anymore," Laina told everybody.