A/N : Sorry I missed an update last week. But I've had a bit of writers block :( I have also had lots of work to do so that didn't help. Your reviews did though; they really help when you lose faith in your story. Anyway this story as promised is in the normal universe, with 'evil' Harry.
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Summary: Post OotP Harry receives a 'what if' stone for his birthday and gets thrown into an alternate reality where Sirius was the potter's secret keeper imagine a world with an alive Lily, James and Sirius, and a rather confused Harry. (As usual this will not be slash…I don't write it.)
What if
Chapter eight
Passive aggressive
The three men who were all at one point professors reappeared in Dumbledore's office, except of course for Harry who was unconscious. Stunned by Snape at the Dursleys.
After Harry's odd behaviour at the Dursleys both Dumbledore and Lupin agreed he should remain stunned until he got to the castle, and they found out what was going on.
Dumbledore put the Portkey (a Muggle football) back on his desk and asked Remus to put Harry down. (He was holding him so they could all Portkey together)
"Of course, Albus do you think he is sick?"
"We shall find out, Remus."
"Enervate."Harry's eyes immediately snapped open, and with one swift movement he stood, wand poised, aimed for Snape.
"You dare to stun me, Snivellius."
Snape's face turned red with anger, "how dare you speak to me like that." Snape reached for his wand, but Dumbledore was faster. With a flash both wands soared through the air and the headmaster caught them.
"I will not allow either of you to duel, Harry, what has gotten into you? And Severus I expected more from you than to rise to the bait. I think you had better leave Severus, till I get things sorted here."
Snape nodded, took his wand off Albus and left without a second glance at Harry. When he left, Harry said.
"What's been shoved up his-"
"Harry, how are you feeling?" Remus wisely cut across Harry's sentence.
Harry turned his deadened eyes on Remus and smirked. "Like I want to kill you both for bringing me back to school, you know I loath this place, wolf," Harry said coldly.
Remus exchanged a look with Albus.
"Okay give me the news, and it better be good, you agreed not to interfere, and so far you dragged me away from a Quidditch match with dearest father and then to my long lost Aunts. Then I get this pain in my goddamn head, and then you stun me and bring me to school. Even the Minister needs to be more careful. Especially when you should be in France giving goblin peace talks." Harry's tone was condescending.
There stretched a long silence where Harry noticed several things, which were different about the office. In the corner sat the minister's phoenix, what was it doing here? The ex-headmasters portraits were slightly different. Before Harry could comment on these changes however Dumbledore spoke.
"Harry, I think it would be for the best if we take you to see Madame Pomfrey."
The-boy-who-lived narrowed his eyes at him. "You won't answer my questions then fine, but you will force me to take more bloody potions as well."
Harry reached his hand out and his wand, which was in Albus' hand, flew out and he caught it, spun on his heel and left the office. The doors automatically opened for him, slamming shut behind him.
As he glided down the empty hallways Harry fumed, what idiots. Did they really think they could treat him that way? He couldn't believe Snape stunned him. He had recently helped him out of a few tight corners, despite his attitude towards his head of house.
He growled deep in his throat, he would get him back. He stopped outside Snape's defence against the dark arts office. Except when he put his head round the door the room was completely cleared out. "What the hell?"
Then he remembered he had another office near the Slytherin common room. Perhaps he moved in there. He walked down to the dungeons and found the office. He didn't bother to knock simply waved his wand as he got near and walked straight in.
Snape was writing a letter, but he pulled his wand out the moment the door was thrown open. "Potter what the hell do you think your doing?" He shouted as Harry approached him wand poised ready for a fight.
"Finding out the reason why you stunned me, because you and I both know you would not do such a stupid thing without a good reason." Harry said calmly but his green eyes were burning with anger.
"Do not think for one moment, Potter that you can scare me. I stunned you because you were acting like a madman, which by the way you still are. And if you even consider casting a spell then I will personally have you expelled."
Harry gave a creepy lopsided smile. "You know those idiots will never expel me, I'm stuck in this hell hole with you as a head of house."
Snape frowned. "Are you even more delusional than normal? You are in Griffindor there fore I cannot be your head of house, thank goodness. And you will not talk about your peers in such a derogatory manner."
What little patience Harry had dissolved. He conjured up a ball of black smoke in his hand, and walked out of the room. He turned as he reached the door and threw it at the wall just behind Snape. The wall, which was covered in bottles, exploded showering Snape in odd liquids and shards of glass. As walked away he snarled, "test my patience again and I will bite you."
He glided back down the corridors towards the entrance. He decided he needed to go back to the order HQ. His parents were probably panicking as to why he disappeared in the middle of a Quidditch match. He expected a large angry congregation at home telling him off for what he'd done today, but he couldn't bring himself to care. Perhaps he would cast a memory charm on them all…
He continued until he noticed a large amount of noise coming from the great hall. He nearly walked past it but his curiosity got the better of him.
The doors of the great hall flew open, where a large party was assembled for Harry's birthday complete with a large crowd and a banquet. The moment the doors opened everyone cheered, "Happy birthday, Harry dear," Molly Weasley cried as she saw him. She stepped forwards to give him a hug, but he stepped back.
Harry had a look of horror on his face, and had gone pale. "What kind of sick joke is this?" he said fury evident in his voice.
The room went silent, everyone was staring at Harry.
"Harry what's the matter? Hermione said stepping forwards, looking worried.
Harry closed his eyes for a moment and sighed deeply composing himself. "You, are supposed to be dead, what the fu-" Harry was cut off by a spell zooming past his left ear missing him by inches. He quickly rolled dodging another, sent by Remus who was standing at the door with Dumbledore.
"What's goin' on Albus?" Hagrid said standing in front of Harry, who had put up a blue shield and was now looking enraged.
Mad-eye-Moody stepped forwards and said, "He's not Harry, Hagrid move we need to stun him." Moody's magical eye was spinning around in the socket.
The room was in uproar. Hagrid moved out of the way. Harry kept his shield up for an amazing amount of time for a wizard who's being attacked on all sides, but after a few minutes he fell once again into the dark.
A/N Poor Harry he is literally stunned by this other universe…ok pathetic joke. Please review, I'm finding it a bit hard to write at the moment, I need inspiration.
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Authoress : Lol. Both Harry's have a 'what if' stone, but only the normal Harry knows what it is.
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Yeah I also had that same problem with my reviews **sorry if I missed a review, but fanfiction.net screwed up!** yeah anyway I got them in the end. No Harry will not infect everyone with the virus, I must have forgotten to put this in the last chapter, he completely recovered. I think this chapter proves that seeing a dead friend (who you killed) does not make you happy again! The whole thing completely freaked him out! Anyway, enjoy your holiday!
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