Chapter Five. YAYAAYYAYAYAYYYAYYAYAAYAYYA.

It's so early in the morning......okay, it's nine thirty. I'm tired, and my sister still isn't up to make me rice! I guess it's pathetic I can't do it myself, seeing as I'm older than her, and I'm being lazy typing anyways.

Yawn Disclaimer: It's in the rice Chappy. Read that. It's stupid and pointless.

Bakura: We know.

HW2B: Shut up, I don't want to talk to you.

Bakura: Why?

Hw2b: go re-read the rice chapter.

Bakura: Oh.... Was the shadow realm really that bad, I mean, I spent 5,000 years.... Why are you looking at me like that...? Stop it.... What!? RYOU HELP! SHE'S GUNNA KILL MEEEEEEEEEEE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Hw2b: Now that that's over with.

Ryou: Emergency room?

Hw2b: yea, that might be good. ON WITH THE FIC!

I finally got off my Lazy bum and made some rice! I had to clean the rice pan, measure the rice and water, plug it in, press cook and walk away. I've accomplished something.

Joey: Finish the freakin' fic, will ya!

Tea': Sadly, I agree with Joey.

Yugi: Hey guys whatchya doin'?

Tea: Reading a story about us.

Hw2b: IT HAS LITTLE TO DO WITH YOU!!!!

Joey: Hey, I'm not allergic to dog treats, I had one yesterday!

All Oo;;;

Joey: WHAT!?!?

Hw2b: I'm gunna finish the chapter, kay?

All: Oo

Hw2b: My rice isn't done yet...

All: WHO CARES!!!!!

Hw2b: geez.... Fine.

Chapter 5: Into the shadow realm: (NO I do not own season three of Yugioh)

A drip of water (is heard)

"Hello? Is anyone there? Where am I?" Aname called softly. It was pitch black. She couldn't see a thing. She was in what is called the Shadow Realm.

"Aname." A soft in-human woman's voice called "Aname, come closer to my voice. Aname, follow me."

Aname stood up to follow but she felt a hand grip tight around her shoulder. "I wouldn't follow her if I were you."

Aname turned around slowly to come face to face with Yami Bakura. "YOU!" Who are you?"

"I'm called quiet a few things. Many they can't put on children's TV."

"..."

"You can call me Bakura though."

"No, I won't."

"Why is that?"

"Because then I'd be calling you a part of him, that's why not."

"I am a part of him. Just like the annoying darkness you carry around is a part of you."

"What?"

"I really don't want to explain the whole millennium item thing. So I'll just tell you that the ring you're wearing belongs to me."

"No, No, it doesn't! My father gave it to me! It's mine!"

"Go ahead and lie to yourself."

"What are you talking about?"

"The man who gave you the ring... You tell yourself lies about him."

"What!?"

"If he really cared, why were you adopted and the dear brother you love was not."

Aname paused, he'd brought up a good point, and he'd hit a nerve. She heard the voice that called for her earlier and started to walk towards it. But he wasn't about to let her out of his sight.

"Where do you think you're going?"

"Where you told me not to, how do I know if I should go there? You're just stalling me so I'm stuck here forever, aren't you?!"

"Fine, I'll tell you what, you go there, and if you make it back, I'll give you a cookie" He said, as he reached in his pocket and grabbed a conveniently placed cookie, and ate it. "You won't make it back."

She stopped. Maybe he was telling the truth. "How is my ring yours?"

"Long ago, when the pyramids were young.......(Ha, I had to do that!)

"Back when my millennium Ring was made, they thought it would be neat if they put a ball of gold on the end of the center pointy thingy. But it was too heavy and the pointy thingy kept coming loose, so, they made a ring out of it instead, your ring."

"So what, the pendant you wear was made especially for you?"

"More like stolen by me, for me."

"You're a Thief! Ryou... He's not..."

"No, he's not." (RICE IS DONE!!!!!)

"You... You... JERK! Where is he?"

"He's fine, in reality."

"Let me out! I need to go back"

"Not until you remember!"

"Remember WHAT! Let ME GO!"

"NO! YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER!"

"Why are you helping me?" Aname asked softly, Bakura was surprised she'd quit yelling. "Tell me why sir. Why are you helping me?"

"Do you remember anything about your brother?"

"You're avoiding my question."

"You're avoiding mine!"

"Well then, I suppose we've found ourselves at an impasse."

"..."

% Baka % (thought shared by both)

Bakura wasn't about to admit he felt sorry for always harming his hikari, but he wasn't about to help someone for free. If only he could find a way to get the ring from her...

Ryou was slumped in his chair as he slowly woke up. It took his eyes a sec to adjust to lighting in his apartment, but when they did he noticed another living body in his house. He noticed who it was and checked her pulse. She was alive, but in a sleep like state more commonly known as a coma. He almost panicked... almost. He ran over to the phone and dialed a number. (Technically seven)

Hello?

Yugi?

It's me, is this Ryou?

YUGI GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE AND BRING YAMI!!!!!!!

Click

Yugi grabbed Yami and was over in a few minutes.

%Knock Knock%

Hikari, this had better be important.

Ryou sounded really alarmed... do you think Bakura did anything?

...

%Knock Knock%

Why isn't he answering?

Yami, you have no patients.

%Knock%

Hikari, this is taking to long.

%knock%

Ugh, move over let a pharaoh show you how it's done!

% KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK dink dink dink% Yami found this 'dink' noise to be rather amusing, and kept knocking. Ryou however was given the result...a major headache.

"YAMI! STOP IT!!!!" Yugi yelled, and the Pharaoh realized he was indeed knocking on Ryou's head.

Where Am I? A dazed Yami said, waking up in what looked like a maze. And indeed it was. It was an exact replica of the Labyrinth.

Labyrinth : or maze; System of intricate passageways and blind alleys.

Labyrinth was the name given by the ancient Greeks and Romans to buildings, entirely or partly underground, containing a number of chambers and passages that made escape difficult. From the European Renaissance on, labyrinths or mazes consisting of intricate paths separated by high hedges were a feature of formal gardens.

(This Yami, needs a name...... hmm..... It's a boys name but oh well. It's Inari)

Inari looked around at the maze. She had to wander further in, and hope she didn't exit the entrance.

"You have to be the most annoying person on the face of the earth" Bakura said growling. Aname just smiled.

"I'm glad you think so."

Bakura just growled and sulked as Aname followed, a large grin inhabiting her face.

"That' smirk won't be on you're face much longer."

"Why?" Aname said smiling wider. 'Why' had to be the most annoying word she knew.

"WHAT!" Inari yelled all too loudly. "I'm AT THE BEGINNING AGAIN!"

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

"I don't sense the tomb robber's presence in the millennium ring, Ryou. Could he be in his soul room and we don't sense it?" Yami asked, and Yugi tried pouring water on Aname's head to see if she really was just sleeping.

Ryou looked at Yugi strangely, then back to Yami. "If he was in there, all I'd be able to hear would've been him ranting about stealing your puzzle. He's not in there."

"Yami," Yugi asked holding up Aname's limp left hand, "Do you think he wanted this?"

"...Another millennium Item?"

"I demand you tell me where we are!"

"I told you, we're in the shadow Realm!"

"I know that, but where are we in the shadow realm?"

Bakura smashed his fist on a conveniently located table. "WILL YOU BE QUIET?"

"Why?"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"ahhhhh.......my head it hurts... Yami, Yugi, I think something is hurting Bakura."

"What do you mean Ryou?"

"Yes, explain."

"I heard him scream..."

Oo

"I DID!"

oO

"Where am I now? WILL THIS MAZE EVER END!!!!!!!!"

Seto was down on his hands and knees, and Mokuba was sitting on him like a horse and it's rider. "Mokuba, I'm tired, can Seto please go do his work now?"

"No silly, we're still playing horsey! GIDDYUP"

"Mokuba, I'm really tired."

Mokuba gave Seto the puppy dog look. "But, But big brother...Do you want me to be deprived of such fun, Do you?"

It was hard to argue with Mokuba's logic. "No, I guess not...."

"YAY, GIDDY UP."

"Oh, dead mother, why have you provided me with such torment?"

Just then, a cute little chipmunk jumped in, and landed next to Seto. "HOW DARE YOU CURSE YOUR DEAD MOTHER! IT WASN'T HER FAULT YOUR LIKE THIS IT WAS YOU'RE ADOPTIVE FATHER WHOM YOU KILLED!!!! BY PUSHING HIM OUT A WINDOW!!!!!"

Mokuba stared Wide eyed at his brother. "Seto is the talking maniac chipmunk who seems smarter than you right... Did you kill him? I thought he fell out that window... Did you watch his guts fly out?"

"I...No...Mokuba...It was strictly business... you'll understand when your older... his guts actually stayed in his body, his brain was what splattered everywhere. It's a shame; he would've made a wonderful test cyborg..." Seto then realized that it was stupid listening to a chipmunk. "YOU! YAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH" Seto 'ran' full throttle at the chipmunk, but running was hard as an ass....er...donkey... (I love Seto, I had to bash him) "HEEEEEE HAAAAAAAW."

"Yami, are you sure about this?" Yugi said as Yami stood there in front of him and Ryou.

"Yes, Yugi I'm sure."

"But what happens when you get stuck there."

"Who says I will?"

"Oh I don't know... But it's not like this has NEVER BEEN TRIED BEFORE!"

"Well if Joey was able to I'm sure he would."

"But he can't materialize, and take over someone's body!"

"I'm not taking it over...I'm just inhabiting it until we get to her hotel... maybe she'll have a better I.D. there than this Chuck E. Chesses card." (Disclaimer: I don't own C.E.C. I don't want to either.)

End of another chapter! Yes, it's a bit of a cliffy, I started this Chappy in the morning and ended at night. Thank You my two reviewers. I greatly appreciate your reviews. Yay, no flames yet!!!......but you could count over AIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How was my Kaiba section? It was funny!!!!!! I think.... Oh, and Kaiba kills the chipmunk.

Tea: NOT CHIPPPY!!!!!!!!!!

Oo... I didn't realize he meant that much to you Tea.

$uses monster reborn to bring chippy back to life$ (however chippy was kinda mauled by Kaiba's security guard dogs.)

.............. What? Kaiba doesn't have dogs? Okay, then Kaiba ate chippy, and puked him back up.

Review, please... Oh and how does this sound for my next fic: Yugi and the missing rice.

Not long ago, when the pyramids were still old, a boy named yugi lost his rice. He needs to get it back before the party! Who took it and why?

It's just an idea now, so suggestions (are) welcome!!!