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Lenny: (from Shaman King): And just what are you implying by that?
Hw2b: LENNYYYYYYYYY!
Lenny: WHO ARE YOU!?????
Hw2b: smile... I LOVE YOU LEENNYYYYY
Lenny OO RUN BASON RUN!!!!!!!!! (Bason's his guardian Ghost)
Hw2b: NO LENNY COME BAAAAAACKKKKK
Lenny: (now far from sight.)
Ryou: I thought this fic was about us.
Bakura: Yea, not Shaman King, Why don't you go write a fic for that then!
Hw2b: I will...I've already got an idea...It's about Lenny...how he lost the one fight in the preliminary round... He lost to dancing shaman with a magical pencil...
Ryou, Bakura: Oo
Bakura: (whisper to Ryou) (He really didn't did he?)
Ryou: (back to Bakura) (I don't think so)
HW2b: STOP WHISPERING!!!!!!!!!!!
EEEP!!
HMPH....This chapter is called CHIPPY!!!.... It's another sidetracked chapter... It's about a chipmunk named Chippy. The Chippy Seto ate...
I own Chippy. Not Yu-gi-oh. I own TEN duel monsters cards. TEN!!! And that's not a lot when yesterday I was talking online to someone who has over 300!!!!!!!!! He has a piece of Exodia too... ha....
CHIPPY!!!!
Once upon a time, in a land not too far away, there lived a family of chipmunks. It was a small family, very small. With just a wife and her husband they were barely able to support themselves. Then something tragic happened... CHIPPY WAS BORN!!!!! Chippy the chipmunk was very loud, obnoxious, and liked to eat. And eat he did morning, noon, and night. Until...
"Chippy! Son! COME HERE!" Chippy's dad hollered ate his overweight son.
"Yesf Daff?" Chippy said, still stuffing his mouth.
"NO MORE FOOD! You have enough fat in your body to last you forever!"
Chippy was devastated, no more food! Chippy got very angry at his dad.
"Oh, I'm so angry at my dad!"
He was planning on running away.
"I know! I'll run away!"
But, he couldn't fit out the door.
"Aww, man! I don't fit out the door!"
So Chippy hatched a plan.
"I know! I'll come up with a plan!"
He wasn't going to eat until he'd fit out the door.
"I wont eat..."
"BE QUIET!!! STOP REPEATING EVERYTHING I SAY!!!! YOU PIG!!!"
"But, I'm a chipmunk!"
"On with the story."
Chippy sat in his room until he lost weight. He sat there for quite some time. He was still sitting there when he realized he could jump out the window. Chippy walked to one end of his room, opposite of his window, and jumped out...not thinking of the possibility he'd even make it out alive... but, his fat was used as a cushion, and he stayed alive. He started to run. With all his might he ran! Until he came to a little place called Domino City.
He met up with the C.L.O.R.S.F.A.B.L. (chipmunk league of run aways, searching for a better life.) They taught him how to speak English/Japanese, and how to lose weight properly. They also taught him how to spy on people. Chippy was given a lifelong chore of spying on the Kaiba family, because for some reason the chipmunks thought his technology might help them in some strange chipmunky way... anyways, Chippy Witnessed the horrible incident known as the twilight... What? That's in .hackSIGN......are you sure...... I thought it was the ps2 games... your sure...are you sure it wasn't the legend of the twilight... really?... You're certain... well then... Chippy witnessed the horrible death of Kaiba's adoptive father...whose name starts with a G. Yea, I can't remember. (I.E. Kaiba's at a long table, the BIG 5 standing in Back of him. Kaiba's adoptive daddy: What's going on? (Give or take some words) Seto: Your company belongs to me now... Have you taught me all I need to know? G.Kaiba: 0O0 Seto: (push table....falls out window....Bye bye...{that's in the Manga}
Chippy followed Kaiba around, lurking in the shadows... Until one day Kaiba cursed him mother for having Mokuba for him to deal with. Chippy got mad. "HOW DARE YOU CURSE YOUR DEAD MOTHER! IT WASN'T HER FAULT YOUR LIKE THIS IT WAS YOU'RE ADOPTIVE FATHER WHOM YOU KILLED!!!! BY PUSHING HIM OUT A WINDOW!!!!!"
Mokuba spoke up. "Seto is the talking maniac chipmunk who seems smarter than you, right... Did you kill him? I thought he fell out that window... Did you watch his guts fly out?"
"I...No...Mokuba...It was strictly business... you'll understand when your older... his guts actually stayed in his body, his brain was what splattered everywhere. It's a shame; he would've made a wonderful test cyborg..."
Seto realized something, but Chippy was a goner...
"YOU! YAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH" Seto 'ran' full throttle at Chippy and finally had him cornered. "YOU EVIL CHIPMUNK!!!!"
"My name is Chippy!!!! CHIII PPPEEEE."
"Seto!" Mokuba yelled in Seto's Ear "Get your security guard dogs to eat him!"
"Mokuba, we don't have dogs, you know I'm allergic to them."
"THEN EAT THE CHIPMUNK SETO!!!!!"
Seto opened his mouth wide, and CHOMP!
The End.
Tea: THAT'S SOOOOO SAD WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Oo
Tea:CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPYYYYYY
#walks up behind Tea with a fish#
WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
#SMACK#
WAaaaahhhh..........
Bakura: Finally, a way to shut her up!
Hw2b: OO...(Didn't know Bakura was there) YOUR NEXT!!!! I'M STILL MAD AT YOU FOR SENDING ME YOU KNOW WHHHHHEEEEERRRREEEEEE
DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Bakura HIDE!!!!!
Bakura: XX
