August 3 4:43 pm
As off half an hour ago Fox Mulder had fallen asleep in their little basement office for the 4th time that week. Scully decided it was no use trying to wake him up again so she kept working on the paper work that was due 2 weeks ago. After about half an hour she got fed up with the snoring coming from him so she decided to have some fun Scully walked over to his desk and picked up the pen he had been Righting with before he fell asleep and started drawing lines in and patterns on his hands when he didn't wake she decide to draw on his face after stifling a laugh she continued when she was done she went back to her desk trying vary hard not to laugh sat down and said.
"Mulder"
When he still didn't wake up she threw the pen at him and went back to her work trying not to laugh and to look innocent. This time he woke up with saying.
"What"
He looked at her and she stared laughing uncontrollably Mulder was totally confused he just gave her a puzzled look and she laughed even harder. Mulder had no clue what was so funny. Just then there was a knock on the door and Mulder said.
"Come in"
While Scully tried to stop laughing. Skinner came in with a folder in his hand took one look at Mulder and said.
"You think that's is funny"
Indicating Mulders face. Mulder just gave a puzzled look and Scully burst out laughing again. Skinner said go to bath room and look in the mirror. Obeying he left the room and as soon as he was out of ear shot Skinner shut the door and stated laughing too.
"He fell asleep again didn't he"?
Skinner said between laughs. Scully just nodded. Mean while Mulder when out the elevator to the next floor to use the bathroom and on the way there he ran in to Kursh and he said.
" Good evening sir"
Kursh just looked at him opened mouthed as Mulder walked away. When he got to the bathroom he looked in the mirror and just stared dumfounded for a minute there where flowers and poorly drawn bunnies lots of bunnies all over his face and in big letter on his fore head where the words.
"I SCERWD ALVEN KURSH"
And on other parts of his face it said
"IM AN ALIEN" "RUN FOR YOUR LIFE THE WORLD IS ENDING THE BUNNYS ARE COMEING" and "CONSTIPATION KILLS"
He looked down at his hands and there where yet more badly drawn bunnies and the words "I GOT YOU" on his left hand and "BIG TIME" on his left
He washed it off as quickly as he could and ran back down to his office to find Scully reading over a file she said with out looking up.
"Skinner gave us a new case oh ya and Kursh wants to see you in his office right NOW for some reason you better go he sounded pretty mad"
"Ill get you back for this you know that don't you Scully"
Was all he said before closing the door to go back up stairs the minute he closed the door he heard Scully burst out laughing and from that day on Mulder never fell asleep at work again.